Summary: Modern AU Professor Tom is away for the night and receives a distressed call from his wife.
Genre: Fluff/Romance/Erotica (?)
Rating/Warning: M - Possibly me being overly cautious. Perhaps not everyone’s cup of tea. Contains use of “Daddy” and things of that nature. Non-explicit shenanigans. Is “Literary Phone Sex” a thing in fiction? I dunno. You have been warned.
Author’s Notes: I just really hate Tom Hiddleston and my own imagination right now. That fault is with those two things, but let’s blame @i-wanna-be-toms-body-pillow instead. Same characters as See Me. All mistakes are mine.
He was reaching for his phone to text her a goodnight kiss when her ringtone filled the hotel room.
“There is something skittering in the walls!” she Snoopy wailed before his greeting was complete. “Get back here right this instant and fulfill your wedding vows!”
He smiled at the sincere panic in her voice, feeling like it was disloyal but unable to stop it. Her fear of the creepy crawlies, as she called them, was something he learned rather quickly about her. She’d gone as far as to include it in their wedding ceremony, inspiring the same kind of smiles from those in attendance who were familiar with her long-standing aversion.
“Darling, as much as I relish being your rescuer and as much as I am loathe to deny any request of yours, I’m afraid I am unable to directly assist you with this.”