tom-ford-black-orchid

anonymous asked:

Lol anytime I have a stinking co worker, I like to bring up hygiene via beauty products. "Girl, have you tried Bath & Bodyworks new line? They have a President's Day Sale! Omg, this Shea Moisture Black Soap Cleanser is the truth! Have you smelled Tom Ford's Black Orchid?" Works every time.

firstable i would never recommend TFBO i dont really like the smell and secondable i’m just tryna make some coin not create a traumatic event into someone’s life that makes them think differently of themselves

drew-guy  asked:

tom ford black orchid eau de parfum is my new signature scent. i need you to smell me! ;-)

OH MY GOOOOSSSSHHHH. I LOVE Black Orchid and I’ve only smelled the Eau de Toilette, so I can’t wait to give you a big hug and breathe in the bergamot and black gardenia goodness. Alien smelled great when you wore it and I don’t even like it in general, so I imagine that an even lovelier floral* like Black Orchid is perfection on you!

*EDIT: “woody oriental,” whatever. It’s got flowers in it. :P