There are soooooo many people out there who ask “Why do you like Loki so much? He’s a villain.” And while I don’t have the time to list everything, (because let’s be honest who does?) I am now writing down the points of why people need to love this dude. Also known as,
Why You Should Love The Psychotic But Still Hot Space Prince. By Debbie.
Point Number One: His Eyes.
Now, I think we can all agree that girls are suckers for a guy with pretty eyes. I mean who doesn’t like looking at a guy with beautiful eyes?
Its just in our nature.
I mean, I could probably like Loki just because of his eyes. Have you seen them?! Its like you’re just sitting there the whole time having a debate with yourself on what color they are. I’m pretty sure I’ve this conversation with myself like twice.
“Blue or green? Green our blue? Okay I think they’re blue. No wait, they’re green. Yup. One hundred percent sure they’re green. Actually they’re blue. Okay I’m defs for sure that they are blue. Well…….maybe they’re grey? ”
Yeah. Its like the sweetest torture known to man. But also kind of a weird thing to do, but if you’re a fan girl, there’s weirder things you’ve done.
So, my conclusion for his eye color, (for now) is that they are a mixture of blue, green and sliver/grey. And honestly that is a very attractive color for eyes. At least to me.
I know there are some people out there who prefer dark eyes, and that’s totally cool. But if you don’t think that Loki has beautiful, stunning, amazing, etc. eyes, then I will question whether you’re human or not.
Point Number Two: His Hair.
I love guys with dark hair. I don’t what it is, but there’s just something about dark haired guys that I love. And let me tell you, Loki has amazing dark hair.
Now, while its kind of long, and I prefer short haired guys, I still love his hair. (Especially in the first Thor movie. I mean whew! *fans self*)
The thing that I really want to do with his hair is run my hands through it. Oh my goodness I can only imagine how soft it would be. *shivers* And he has shiny hair too, so yeah, there’s that too.
And really, I just don’t know what else to say about it. I like the dude’s hair, its a really cool shade (?) of black and I really wanna run my hands through it.
Point Number Three: His Clothing Style.
LEATHER, GOLD ARMOR, A CAPE, AND MORE LEATHER!!!
Needless to say, I like his clothing choice.
We all know (I hope) that his signature colors are green, gold and black. And I love those colors together. So those colors on Loki does something to me.
We’ve all seen in the Avengers and in Thor, though briefly, his ‘mortal’ style.
I LOVE A GUY IN A SUIT.
Seriously, its almost my religion.
Guys in suits are waaaaaaay more attractive than this stupid 'dope style’ or whatever its called. What even is that?
Okay, so you have a hat on backwards, your pants are falling off and your shoes are horrifyingly red.
That’s not appealing to me AT ALL.
Now, it would get annoying after a while to have your guy always wearing a suit, so I really would like to know how Loki would dress casually.
Would he? Or would he just always be wearing a suit?
But his clothing style definitely fits my criteria.
Point Number Four: He Is Literally Prince Charming.
I’m sure every girl when she was little, dreamed of having a Prince Charming come and marry her or something.
Well, Loki could charm the pants off anyone (they don’t call him 'Silver Tongue’ for nothing I’m sure *wink wink wiggle wiggle*), and he’s a Prince. Of a cool space kingdom.
Thus, I give you Prince Charming.
Now, as much as I hate to say it, Loki is a fictional character.
Yes I just committed the number one fangirl sin. But hear me out.
Even though he’s not real, I’m sure if he was and you were lucky enough to be his significant other, he would treat with the utmost respect.
There are SO many fanfictions out there where he treats his girlfriend or whatever like crap.
I’m sorry but no.
Loki would be the most respectful partner in the world. Even surpassing Captain America. (Forgive me Steve for I have sinned.)
He would treat you like a freaking queen. Am I right? (Yes, yes I am)
Point Number Five: The Tragic Back Story.
Lots of girls like a guy with a tragic back story or something like that.
Well let me tell you that Loki is like the Prince of all tragicness.
I mean, his father is like the worst, he was always second to Thor and he found out that he is not in fact Asgardian, but an Andorian with Elsa’s powers. (If you didn’t get the reference I will be upset with you.)
How sad is that?
(Which I don’t know about you, but I would totally cry if I found out that I wasn’t Asgardian.*sniff sniff*)
Point Number Six: His Height.
As a member of the short girl club, I can tell that most of us love it when someone really tall hugs us. It feels super comforting and you always feel really safe.
Well, Loki is tall. And while I’ve never hugged him, I’ve hugged my brother, who is the same height as him,(Or rather the same height as Tom Hiddleston who plays Loki so…..) and let me tell you, he gives like the best hugs ever. (When he’s not squeezing the life out of you)
If you’re a tall girl and want a guy that isn’t shorter than you, then I give you Loki. I highly doubt that you’re gonna be taller than him. (Unless you’re 6" 3 which if you are, I’m so sorry.)
So that concludes my points on why people should love Loki as much as I do.
“Fame and stuff like that is all very cool, but at the end of the day, we’re all human beings. Although what I do is incredibly surreal and fun and amazing and I’m really grateful for it, I don’t believe my own press release, do you know what I mean?“
post was written by Thicket, Rosemary, Tom, and Alexandria.
for all spirits
what name may I call you, if you wish to give me one?
offerings do you enjoy? How often do you need them? (This does not
mean you must give offerings as often as a spirit requests. Do things
on your own terms)
is your true nature?
laws do you obey?
you live near me?
did you answer my call today? (alternatively: Why are you here?)
do you manifest to me? (Visions, sensations, light orbs, etc)
do you like to do for fun? What are your pastimes?
is your preferred method of communication? (Psychic, tarot, runes,
your spirit home comfortable?
there any danger to me at this time?
is your normal method of protecting me? (Magic, brute force, cunning)
you able to do your job alone? (Be careful, some spirits may find
this question to be insulting)
may I assist you in keeping me safe?
you like a thoughtform to aid you in your task?
are my wards and shields?
what area are my defenses lacking?
there any pitfall or dangerous situation I am getting close to?
do I need to be careful of at this time?
you require any healing?
problems can we take care of together?
says: “What attacks are necessary at this time?”
says: “Do not listen to Alexandria, be careful when engaging the
form are you most comfortable in?
and Alexandria say: “This is mostly for human curiosity and does
not really matter.” Thicket disagrees; the form a creature can take
can communicate very valuable information to the practitioner.
do you think about the direction I am going in?
paths are available to me right now?
says: “Do not agonize over the future.” I think this is personal
advice and not really a question.
am I doing right now that could be dangeous?
advice do you have for me? (Tom and Alexandria feel this is an
do you feel the outcomes are for this situation? Tom and Alexandria
warn you to not be constrained by the limited futures a guide can
can I improve my life right now?
can I aid you in your goals of guiding and directing me to a more
is your goal for my life?
long have you been with me? (Tom and Alexandria doubt the usefulness
of this question, especially Tom. They communicate that this has no
real bearing on a spirit’s ability to do it’s job – Thicket again
situations should I contact you about? (Serious, casual, everyday,
for helpers and servants
are you able to assist me?
am I able to assist you?
you able to carry out the tasks I have given you?
is preventing you from carrying out these tasks, if anything?
is your favorite task to complete?
do you get out of helping me?
you require energy or recharging at this time?
do you need in order to carry out your tasks?
you need a period of rest? Is it regularly required?
you discovered anything important that you need to share with me?
for companions and friends
are you feeling today?
everything comfortable for you?
you feel you are receiving enough attention from me lately?
there anything you would like to talk about?
me about your day. (Tom especially likes this question; Alexandria is
fond of it).
can I get for you right now?
you pleased with your spirit home? Does it require upkeep?
have you been up to lately?
any of your preferences changed? (Alexandria likes this question a
can I bring you as a special gift some time soon?
there any place you would like to travel to soon?
I doing anything lately that is bothering you?
are you getting along with my spirit family?
you still enjoy the offerings you are receiving?
spirits appreciate being chattered to all day long, just like a close
friend. Other spirits prefer to be contacted only when a serious
matter arises, or even not at all. When greeting a new spirit, ask
them how much they would like to communicate in general.
not directly ask for names. Names are serious business in the spirit
world! Instead ask, “by what name may I call you,” indicating you
are not searching for a true name. Tom feels that even these given
names should be kept somewhat secret, and another nickname used to
communicate about this spirit to humans. Alexandria somewhat agrees.
Do not be offended or worried if a spirit refuses to give you any
sort of name at all.
not confuse offerings with worship. Offerings are more like gifts –
literally, you are just “offering” something to a spirit. A cup
of coffee, a shot of liquor, some food, or even a nice glass of water
makes a good gift. Just as you would offer snacks and beverages to
any guest in your home, politely offer spirits something just to be a
asking questions that give spirits leverage over you. “How do you
feel about me?” is a question asked primarily by insecure people.
Tom thinks this is harsh. Alexandria thinks this is correct. Some of
these questions you may feel are somewhat unavoidable in
companionship relationships. Let me encourage you to just be careful.
Tom wishes to leave a final note: “Always be careful. Spirits are not always what they seem.”
Harrison trying to set you and Tom up would include...
(Not my gif)
Tom accidentally saying that he likes you
And Harrison fangirled;
“What exactly do you like in guys?” ;
Tom faceplaming over Harrison’s cupid skills;
“I’ll trow a quakson at you”
Tom walking towards you faster then Sonic;
When Harrison noticed that you got jealous over Tom’s fangirls
You and Tom jokingly pretend to flirt
Harrison would stare at you like 0-0
But will quickly realize that you are messing around
Which always gives him ideas like:
“HARRISON GET US OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!”
“HAZ STOP PUSHING ME TOWARDS TOM”
“OSTERFIELD!!! DID YOU CHANGE MY LOCKSCREEN TO A PICTURE OF TOM!?” ;
You both being pissed at him
But you both know that you like each other
you just don’t admit it ;
LOVE EYES HOLLAND
AND HEART EYES (L/N)
HARRISON FREAKING OUT IN THE BACKGROUND;
That one time Tom accidentally called you ‘honey’ :
“I’m so tired” you groaned. Your body fell on the sofa, in the space between Harrison and Tom. You snuggled next to Tom as he put an arm around you and you shut your eyes. Half an hour later you fell asleep “Aww look at him/her” Harrison exclaimed. Tom looked down at you with a smile.
“Goodnight honey” Tom whispered and kissed your forehead
he regreted that because seconds later you could see
ON THe floor because he tripped down and fell after his fangirling ;
After months of constant flirting you finally got together
Harrison put on his glassed
sat down with a cup with milkshake
and just cheered
because you will most likely name your child after him.
get to know me: [1/?] favorite actors - Tom Hiddleston ↳ “Haters never win. I just think that’s true about life. Because negativity just costs in the end. Make love not war. Unless you’re Loki. In which case: Do what you want!”