tom versus the world

APPARENTLY BEFORE I WAS BORN MY PARENTS READ THAT A BABY WAS THE SIZE OF A GRAPE AT SOME STAGE IN ITS DEVELOPMENT SO THEY USED TO JUST REFER TO ME AS GILBERT GRAPE I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE CRAZIEST SHIT THEY HAVE EVER PULLED THEY JUST CALLED ME GILBERT GRAPE WHILE I WAS IN THE WOMB WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THIS