Hey guys apparently i have a girlfriend now yeah surprises me too I know what with me being a Tumblr person and all but then she is too so I don’t think we are breaking the rules of bloggers too much yay now you know eep
I thought sleeping was supposed to refresh you but already this morning I have poured milk into my orange juice when I meant to pour more orange juice as well as trying to use a hunk of bread as a washing up sponge. Doing well.
I think my Dad has finally lost his marbles he’s running around the house singing “I’VE LOST MY DIARY” to the tune of Winter Wonderland and just going doo doo doo to the bits he cannot fit the word’s i’ve lost my diary to omg
APPARENTLY BEFORE I WAS BORN MY PARENTS READ THAT A BABY WAS THE SIZE OF A GRAPE AT SOME STAGE IN ITS DEVELOPMENT SO THEY USED TO JUST REFER TO ME AS GILBERT GRAPE I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE CRAZIEST SHIT THEY HAVE EVER PULLED THEY JUST CALLED ME GILBERT GRAPE WHILE I WAS IN THE WOMB WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THIS