tom potter

  • Harry: I'm not sure what to say other than I'm intrigued by your aspirations to become a dilf.
  • Tom: Tell me your best joke, your best one.
  • Harry: Wanna hear a joke about paper?
  • Tom: It's probably gonna be tearable.
  • Harry: You're just too good.
  • Tom: I'm witty and relatable.
  • Harry: Quote of the day.
  • Harry: What did the zero say to the eight?
  • Tom: I'm not sure what to say other than I'm intrigued by your aspirations to become a dilf.

Hogwarts Tom Holland HC

A bit smutty, swearing, and fluff for ya!


Originally posted by mrsjacewayland

  • Ok so you’re in like your 6th year and you notice this Guy walking around that you haven’t seen before
  • And you ask your friends about it and they’re like, “Y/N, that’s Tom, you know him?!”
  • And you’re like HOT DAMN because he’s the definition of a summer glow up if ya know what I mean ;)


  • He’s obviously a Gryffindor, I mean have you SEEN his family, they’re practically the Weasleys


  • If you’re in a different house imagine looking around the great hall and his eyes catching your for a second and his cheeky little smirk before looking away
  • Dropping your books in the halls and him coming up to you and helping you and there’s that moment where he hands you a book and your hands graze and EYE CONTACT
  • His friends constantly teasing him and pushing him around about his crush on you
  • Especially Haz
  • Sexual tension whenever you’re in a group conversation together
  • He’d play keeper in quidditch and you’d secretly only go to his games cheering him on, and he’d think it was just a coincidence
  • But if you did play quidditch he’d def play favorites by accident and the rest of the team would always tease him about it too
  • Him being nervous to ask you to the Yule Ball but you say yes and he goes skipping back to the Gryffindor common room to tell EVERYONE that you’re going together and that you’re taken so don’t you dare ask her because she’s already going with me
  • It beats borderline threatening but th3n he feels bad and apologizes
  • When you get to the Yule Ball
  • “You Look absolutely beautiful, dahling.”
  • Slow dancing to every song
  • When a fast song comes on he does a little improvised dance to impress you
  • But instead he ends up bumping into at least a dozen people before almost falling into glasses of butter beer


  • He asks you to be officially a thing one night when you two sneak out and just lay down outside in nature
  • Of course you say yes
  • Him not being able to keep his hands off of you
  • Def makeout session right then and there, with Filch almost catching you


  • Beteween classes yod find time for each other to hang out or walk each other to their next class
  • Sometimes you had a little extra free time up in the room of requirement, because he wanted something “private”
  • Him having the highest sex drive cause of puberty
  • “Not here Tom” as he proceeds to kiss your neck
  • Need I say more???

There’s so much more!!! Let me know if you want a part 2!

ronisstheking  asked:

Dating Tom Riddle would include?

Dating Tom Riddle would include:

  • A lot of fights because he’s distant emotionally
  • (but he always gets you a gift afterward)
  • He always thinks he’s right
  • (and it pisses you off that he usually is)
  • Sarcastic banter 24/7
  • Being competitive about e v e r y t h i n g
  • (especially test scores)
  • Despite being slightly sour when you beat him at something, he’s impressed and it only reinforces why he’s with you
  • You getting jealous because of all the female attention he gets
  • (but he literally shows zero interest)
  • His followers know to respect you just as much as they do him
  • He makes sure to keep you out of all his darker activities
  • (even though you insist you can handle it)
  • Him being extremely protective over you
  • Other guys know better than to talk to you
  • Going to all the Slug Club meetings together
  • (and Slughorn always bringing attention to the “power couple”)
  • Having debates about anything and everything, even if you agree on something
  • (which you usually do)
  • Duelling 
  • (he lets you use curses and Unforgivables but he keeps things tame on his part)
  • (you’re never able to hit him anyway)
  • (which causes his ego to get even bigger than it already is)
  • He dislikes affection
  • (actually just being touched in general)
  • (but eventually finds that he doesn’t mind you sitting on his lap)
  • (or sex)

“No higher pleasure,” repeated Voldemort, his head tilted a little
to one side as he considered Bellatrix. “That means a great deal,
Bellatrix, from you.”
Her face flooded with color; her eyes welled with tears of
delight.
“My Lord knows I speak nothing but the truth!”
“No higher pleasure … even compared with the happy event
that, I hear, has taken place in your family this week?”

-Tom Riddle being sarcastic before accusing Bellatrix for the state of her family-tree (or Tom Riddle letting a sexual innuendo slip and passive-aggressively trying to cover it up because Bella has no chill and they are in public)

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