Scruffy!Borle and clean shaven!borle are like two completely different people, one looks like he’s a bum off the street and the other looks like a middle-aged banker that you’d trust with your life savings
- Hey! It’s Tom. Um, I thought we were gonna meet up last night but uh, I never heard from you. Listen, if you’re not interested, uh, I guess I’ll understand, but just… lemme know. Ugh, I feel like a teenager. Maybe because you’re a teenager! Oh my god, I am going to delete this.