tom hiddleston vampire

[Strange and the Avengers are researching old magic books]

Steve: These spells, these really work? I mean, can you really “turn your enemies inside out”? Or “learn to excrete gold coins”?

Loki: That one’s not so much fun.

Strange: They work, Rogers. But they take concentration, being attuned with the forces of the universe.

Tony: Right. You can’t just go “librum incendere” and expect…

[Tony’s book bursts into flames and he slams it shut, extinguishing it]

Bruce: [wearily] Tony, don’t speak Latin in front of the books.

[Following the Civil War, Loki pays Tony a visit]

Tony: What do you want? 

Loki: The same thing you do. 

Tony: Okay. What do I want? 

Loki: To kill ‘em. To kill ‘em all. 

Tony: Sorry, that’s incorrect. But, you do get this lovely watch and a year supply of turtle wax. What I want is to be left alone.

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Lumiere:

Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride

and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.

And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a

chair as the dining room proudly presents -

your life ruiner!

Be our guest! Be our guest!

Put our plotpoints to the test

Hold your handkerchief to cheek, cherie

And we’ll provide the rest

Death du jour - 

Feels we feel!

Why, you know, this isn’t real!

Try to suffer

Chip:

It’s delicious

Lumiere:

Don’t believe me? We are vicious!

They can sing, they can dance

Most of all – they have no chance!

And a climax here is never second best

Go on, unfold your crush

Take a glance and – hush! -

Be our guest

Oui, our guest

Be our guest!

Lumiere and Chorus:

Fate ragout

Tears souffle

Souls and curses “en flambe”

Lumiere:

We’ll prepare and serve with flair

A tragicomic cabaret!

You’re alone

And you’re scared

But the story arch’s prepared

You are gloomy and complaining

While your woe is entertaining

We tell jokes, do a trick

You are helpless and you stick

Chorus:

And it’s all in perfect taste

That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass

You’ve won your own free pass

To be out guest

Lumiere:

If you’re stressed

It’s fine whining we suggest

Chorus:

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!