tom hiddleston vampire

[Strange and the Avengers are researching old magic books]

Steve: These spells, these really work? I mean, can you really “turn your enemies inside out”? Or “learn to excrete gold coins”?

Loki: That one’s not so much fun.

Strange: They work, Rogers. But they take concentration, being attuned with the forces of the universe.

Tony: Right. You can’t just go “librum incendere” and expect…

[Tony’s book bursts into flames and he slams it shut, extinguishing it]

Bruce: [wearily] Tony, don’t speak Latin in front of the books.

[Following the Civil War, Loki pays Tony a visit]

Tony: What do you want? 

Loki: The same thing you do. 

Tony: Okay. What do I want? 

Loki: To kill ‘em. To kill ‘em all. 

Tony: Sorry, that’s incorrect. But, you do get this lovely watch and a year supply of turtle wax. What I want is to be left alone.

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Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride

and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.

And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a

chair as the dining room proudly presents -

your life ruiner!

Be our guest! Be our guest!

Put our plotpoints to the test

Hold your handkerchief to cheek, cherie

And we’ll provide the rest

Death du jour - 

Feels we feel!

Why, you know, this isn’t real!

Try to suffer


It’s delicious


Don’t believe me? We are vicious!

They can sing, they can dance

Most of all – they have no chance!

And a climax here is never second best

Go on, unfold your crush

Take a glance and – hush! -

Be our guest

Oui, our guest

Be our guest!

Lumiere and Chorus:

Fate ragout

Tears souffle

Souls and curses “en flambe”


We’ll prepare and serve with flair

A tragicomic cabaret!

You’re alone

And you’re scared

But the story arch’s prepared

You are gloomy and complaining

While your woe is entertaining

We tell jokes, do a trick

You are helpless and you stick


And it’s all in perfect taste

That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass

You’ve won your own free pass

To be out guest


If you’re stressed

It’s fine whining we suggest


Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!