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Actual footage of me doing maths

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I like you wielding a gun. Did it feel good?

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Hiddlesweek Day 4: Favourite Role

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Angryschnauzer Kennels Easter Adoption Spectacular!

Here at Angryschnauzer HQ we have found ourselves in the position where our kennels is over-run with excitable puppies, all looking to be adopted by willing families, or even single ladies (or gents). So feel free to peruse the below list of wonderful puppies all looking for good homes;

The Romanian Lickhound
This particular puppy can be very excitable, and is well known for his uncontrollable tongue. He really likes licking so be prepared to get wet.

Originally posted by little--batman

The Boston Meatbull
A prime breed, said to be of Irish decent, this one will entrap you with his soulful eyes. Has a habit of being fond of behinds, but can be very well trained with his paws.

Originally posted by sergeantskinnyjeans

The London Terrier
This sad little guy was kicked to the kerb last summer after his previous owner paraded him around then got bored with him, but he’s impeccably behaved and is looking for a loving home that will let him show his exuberance for his passions. 

Originally posted by maryxglz

The Birdhound
This often overlooked breed is a truly wonderful specimen, will be very loyal, works well with the Boston Meatbull, but not so well with the Romanian Lickhound. 

Originally posted by havemanymonkeys

The Labrathor
This very strong breed needs a home that can cope with his sheer power. Has the traits of being incredibly loyal but at the same time is a great guard dog. This one will certainly keep you fit!

Originally posted by hemstolemyheart

Imagine:

You’re the one who designs Jonathan Pine and John Wick’s bulletproof suits, and even though they’ve never met, they’ve heard the stories about each other which has originated a silent competition between them. They even casually mention one another while you’re measuring them, just fishing for information. Instead, you only talk about their good looks and good taste, and they cannot hide their slight jealousy because they love you and your work so much, and somehow they wish you’d only work for one.