tom down under

  • Tom Felton: I'm so happy everything is arranged for me to play this character! Where do I need to sign?
  • Casting Executive: Oh, before that, I need to tell you, you are gonna have to dye your hair for th...
  • Tom Felton: *flips table*
  • Tom Felton: *backflips out of room*
  • Tom Felton: *sets fire to building*
  • Tom Felton: *destroys any evidence of contract*
  • Tom Felton: *changes name*
  • Tom Felton: *moves out of country*
  • Tom Felton: *laying down under 6 blankets in a wooden house with no windows on top of a mountain in Iceland* NOPE