tom delonge quotes

I’m not a good dancer. I am a good dancer. I’m not. You can use either one of those. Me dancing? It was like seeing two Elephants have sex with another dead Elephant. Skull fucking a piece of shit on fire that’s bloodied with another woman’s… *pause* Menstrual cycle. Didn’t wanna go there, but I had to. And then a horse comes and pisses on it, and then you take the outer skin of a horses dick, and run it through this pile of blood and shit, then role it back up, and grill it like a kebab. That’s how I dance.
—  That’s probably the best description of bad dancing I’ve ever heard. Tom Delonge.