tom delonge quotes

I’m not a good dancer. I am a good dancer. I’m not. You can use either one of those. Me dancing? It was like seeing two Elephants have sex with another dead Elephant. Skull fucking a piece of shit on fire that’s bloodied with another woman’s… *pause* Menstrual cycle. Didn’t wanna go there, but I had to. And then a horse comes and pisses on it, and then you take the outer skin of a horses dick, and run it through this pile of blood and shit, then role it back up, and grill it like a kebab. That’s how I dance.
—  That’s probably the best description of bad dancing I’ve ever heard. Tom Delonge.
Love is an amazing thing. I like to tell all the people at all the shows that when you really do fall in love, it kinda, tears your heart from your chest, and makes you feel really vulnerable. And it makes you feel like you can’t eat, and you can’t sleep and you wait by the fucking phone all day long, and besides all that shit, it’s the best thing you’ll ever feel in your life. From 6 months to a year, 2 years, whatever that first little period is in your relationship, it dominates every other feeling in your body, and I think that’s truly living.
—  Tom DeLonge