tom and carrie

  • simon: why are you so evil? who even are you?
  • baz: *scary blank face* do you want me to show you?
  • baz: *waves wand dramatically* *the letters B A Z P I T C H appear in the air*
  • baz: *waves wand dramatically again* *letters rearrange themselves*
  • simon: *gasp* you mean- !
  • baz: oh yes !
  • floating letters: Z A P B I T C H
Favorite parts about Spider-man homecoming:

•Pun t-shirts
•Tom Holland
•"But you’re here too" “am I?”
•Tom Holland
•They named a bomb “the glowy thingy”
•"I larb you"
•Michelle, always Michelle
•Tom Holland
•"This is your chance Peter, kiss her" *falls*
•Peter wrecking Flash’s dad’s car
•Peter going into the final battle with his homemade suit
•Tom Holland
•Happy carrying the ring around since 2008
•Pepper Potts
•Tom Holland
•Karen
•The scene™
•Tom Holland
Extra:
•Tom Holland’s lip sync battle, not in the movie but can we talk about how awesome that was

anonymous asked:

Who's cuter: Willy or Latts?

B R U H. I thank you for asking this but also feel bad for you for asking this because I am about to do The Most™.

Latts is cuter. Willy (in all honesty) is more physically attractive, but there’s something about Latts. He’s so Good and Lovely while also being a Thirst Trap, and Tom just seems more like the Hot Douche™

Originally posted by lattsandhags

Originally posted by brrrakovsky

Originally posted by holtbe

*wishes i was alzy* gentl

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Originally posted by book23worm

KING WALTER!!!

softe family photo (ofc with a dog)

softe and artsy and good with kids i lov

end me plz

i’m cry


PREPARE TO BE SHOOK (aka examples of thirst trap latta)

HIM THICC

GAWT DAMN 

Originally posted by backiesand8

“My future self must have— along with his good looks— traded all his brains for immortality” The would-be dark lord muttered dryly. The other just raised his eyebrows. “Oh? How so?”
“He must have been extraordinarily stupid not to have realized that a part of his own soul was staring him right in the face!”
Harry had to fight hard to keep the growing smirk off his face. Voldemort insulting Voldemort was definitely one thing he’d never thought he’d hear. Then again, talking to Tom Riddle again after his second year wasn’t exactly what he’d expected to happen ever again, either.
“Well, chances are high that he was just in denial.”
“Denial my ass. Stupidity! A piece of his… OUR own soul right under his NOSE and… Merlin… I knew immortality had its price but this is just ridiculous”
Right. Harry had yet to tell him about his nose…

-Tomarry [Aesthetic + text]

Having a Toddler With Tom Would Include:

anon request: can you do another Having a Baby with Tom? I loved it! Maybe like with a toddler or something

this was fun to write!!!! I’m getting some requests done but i have had a few ideas come to mind and I’m quite excited to start writing so lots to come!!

requests are open:))

Originally posted by peters-mjs

having a toddler with tom would include:

- tom is his favourite.

- when he gets home from filming your son mitchell is always the most excited to see him. 

- more excited than you and tessa.

- they play the spider-man a game they created. 

- basically tom runs around carrying your son from door to door since he is ‘webbing’ around new york city. 

- yes tom is singing the old spider-man theme song. 

- “spider-man spider-man does whatever a spider can" 

- his tongue would stick out as he focused on carrying mitchell and the lyrics. 

- "mommy mommy look!” your son would shout as he would run out of the shared bathroom with tom. 

- he would come out with his hair gelled back and a large smile on his face. 

- “mommy come here darling” he would mock tom in his horribly adorable british accent. 

- “are you mocking me mitchell" 

- tom would pull out his queens accent.

- tom would grab him and throw him over his shoulder as he looked to you.
- "y/n come here darling" 

- tom would pull you in for a hug and then kiss your forehead.

- "daddy put me down!" 

- you and tom would laugh as he pressed his lips to yours. 

- the noise of two lips moving together would be made.

- "mommy why does it sound like macaroni and cheese being stirred.”

- tom let out a loud laugh and you joined in.

- “let’s go make mac and cheese mitchy" 

- tom would carry the boy over his shoulder.

- mitchell would wanna help make the food and tom being the softie would let him. 

- mitch would pour in the milk and tom would do the powder cheese cause it could get "messy” if mitch does it. 

- lets leave it to tom. 

- “good job daddy!" 

- "are you kidding me tom" 

- mitch and you started laughing as tom would stand there looking down at the cheese all over the floor. 

- "tessa!" 

- tessa comes running in trying to lick up the mess. 

- "tess!” tom would scold her but not but won’t stop to the situation.

- mitch loves toms dog. 

- at first you weren’t sure what tessa would be like with a child but she is the most loving around mitchell and she is so protective of him. 

- “tom clean it up!" 

- "yeah tom clean it up!" 

- you and tom both looked at your son in shock. 

- did he just

- tom was about to burst out laughing

- mitch thought his face was red with anger. 

- "tessa get daddy!”

- mitch went running down the hall with tom chasing after him. 

- “ill get you mitchell" 

- you just shook your head at the two children in your house.