tolkien m

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

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The Hobbit re-imagined as The Real Housewives of Middle-earth

“I was poor, I was rich, I was poor again and you know what? Having money is easier.”

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Just in case you every worry that your writing process is not “professional” enough, this is literally how I drafted my world building for Hunger Pangs. 

I’m no Tolkien, I’m a shitposter, all the way down to my authorial soul and I stand by it.

Moon of my life, my Sun and Stars.

I  read a couple of Angbang-hate messages, while I was watching Game of Thrones. And THIS is the result, my final answer. That’s all, you can go on your way.