Lily, you don’t remember the first time I asked you out, do you? It was our third year at Hogwarts. And I saw you in the Great Hall. You were wearing pigtails and I asked you to go to Hogsmeade with me. Now, I know I’m not the subtlest guy when it comes to girls and I probably said something insanely inappropriate, because you told me if I ever talked to you again, you’d break my kneecaps. Which just made me love you.
— James Potter