basics of living with a cat:
- whAT are yOU eATING [often followed by chase scene]
- what are you looking at. what do you see. is it a bug or a demon
- no dON’T THROW UP THERE
- keep your litter in the box??? ? rude???
- i don’t even let you in the bedroom but my clothes are still covered in hair
- you don’t like [whatever food I have]!!!!
- you can’t eat [whatever good I have]!!!! THIS WILL KILL YOU
- exactly how many toys have you lost under the couch or behind the cabinets?
- i bought you this five dollar catnip toy and all you want is the toilet paper roll with the paper still on it from the bathroom