Yo real talk why does Woody look pissed af in the new trailer he’s like “Yo who tf are these new toys imma boutta make ‘em into spare parts Sid ain’t gonna have nothin’ on the shit I got cookin’ for these nerds”
Ragdoll pullstring clown Joker gets shown up by cool new action figure Batman, who thinks he’s real (until he catches an episode of the Animated Series or something). Afraid he’ll no longer be Robin’s favorite toy, Joker deliberately knocks Bats out the window.
Maybe I’ll draw something for this soon, in the meantime, feel free to add anything to this AU. I kinda like it.