anonymous asked:

What is this Leeds thing you speak of and is there footage of him from last year acting confused about it? Thanks in advance :)

Louis and Harry attended a Leeds festival together in 2011. You can find loads of Larrie masterposts about what they perceive to be a seismic event.

Many of them even speculate that they had sex together for the first time there (but they’re not creepy invasive stalkers and it’s the media obsessed with Harry’s sexuality and they’re not just fetishists obsessed with finding ways to fantasize about their sex lives!).

Anyway, so it’s this big Larrie deal for them.

Last year a sick fan through I think the Make A Wish program got a chance to speak to Harry through Skype or something for a half hour or so. She asked him if Larrie was real, he said no. She asked him something about the Leeds festival (can’t remember what specifically?) and she said he had no idea what she was talking about, like it seemed he literally couldn’t remember it having happened, I’m assuming because it actually wasn’t that big a deal for him.

It’s like the Larrie quotes Liam used to read on the stage from fan posters. Larries imagined he could only be reading them because he knew they were Larrie related and was trying to be supportive and sending them signs, but it soon became obvious he literally had no idea that they were because amazingly enough these Larrie things are not things the boys seem to obsess over. Like he read out a fan saying “My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson” and said “Awww!” like he assumed it was this girl just saying that was her first crush and thinking it was cute. He had no idea it was part of Larrie Lore. Or when he read out “Investigate Wellington” and seemed genuinely confused what that was in reference to.

The Larries are only superstars in their own minds.

Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.