toenail clippers

Morally ambiguous Overwatch AU where Talon is a terrorist organization attempting to induce revolution through necessity, the assassination of Mondatta was planned not to shut him down, but to create a Martyr that would forward Mondattas cause in such a way that he could never achieve in life. Their crimes and heists were constructed specifically to provoke Overwatch, and they are all around manipulating the world through circumstance in an attempt to- in the harshest way possible- unify the world against whatever “evil” they foresee.

Like, not an AU where Talon is secretly “good”, but an AU where Talon was more deep and interesting than, say, my mothers old toenail clippers.

THE FULL “GRAVITY FALLING” SET IS NOW LIVE!!!

Well, it’s finally complete!  A series of ten exclusive Gravity Falls designs, each featuring a different character from the show…falling from the sky, of course.

Get your favorite character on a shirt, mug, toenail clipper (okay, they don’t sell toenail clippers yet, but they do sell phone cases, so that’s neat), or whatever else you’d like!  Thanks so much for everybody who’s already supported me through my Redbubble, and I hope you all enjoy the final collection!

Check them all out here!!! :D

P.S. Redbubble is currently offering discounts for any 6+ purchase of stickers! Hoo-plah!

Joshua's Doing What?! *Drabble*

125. “Quit moving, I’m trying to sleep. Wait…are you…what?!”

You were cuddled under the covers and you didn’t plan on getting up anytime soon.

 You felt the pressure and mattress shake when Josh got into bed, but you held the covers close and pretended to be completely knocked out.

You tried to be patient but Josh would not quit moving! The bed was rocking and you could hear him shifting, groaning slightly.

 His constant movement was now fully blocking you from your sleep. you threw off the covers in a huff and sat up.

“Quit moving, I’m trying to sleep. Wait…are you…what?!”

There Josh was on the bed with toenail clippers, reaching down to cut his toes with a sheepish expression on his face.

“Really Josh…right now?!” Was all you could say.

“Sorry” he replied “But I didn’t want to scratch you with my feet while you were sleeping.”

You just sat there and stared at him for a moment with your mouth open.

That was honestly the weirdest yet sweetest thing that you ever heard in your life.

You turned back around and put the covers over your head. This was one of those things that would probably be better to just forget about.

Originally posted by fyjihan

I would honestly cry if one day Smiff just was really sweet and nice to everyone and everybody is all happy about it but Ross is super uncomfortable and Trott is like
“Ross just let him stay this way just for a months….years…..please”
And Ross ends up breaking him by proving he can’t be nice to Trott LIKE

Smiff: Ross I have turned a new leaf…my life used to be so salty and full of pure white rage…now every thing is sunshine and happy…I havnt grit my teeth in a week

Ross grabs Trott
Ross: If you’re so nice and unsalted THEN COMPLEMENT THIS!
He holds Trott up in Smiff’s face

Smiff: uuuuhhh…..well….he’s….uhh..socu-*almost gags*

Ross: HMMM? WHATS THAT SMIFF?

Smiff: ohlord….He’s…..uhh….

And some say that that day Smiffs salt levels grew ten times that day…

Smiff: He has a pretty….HORRIBLE FACE OnLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE BUT EVEN SHES EMBARRASSED BY IT.
WOW TROTT I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT IM SURE GOTTA LOVE THOSE HOMELESS PEOPLE WITH TOENAIL CLIPPERS THET ARE PURE GENIUSES! YOU KNOW I WENT TO THE AIR PORT THE OTHER DAY AND THERES A POSTER OF YOU IN THE BATHROOM THAT SAYS
“DONT FEED THIS MAN”
YOU PROBABLY SEE A DUMPSTAH ON HOT SUMMER DAY AND THINK OOOO SAUNA MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.
Hey knock knock little buddy! Whoes there?
*grits teeth*
FUCKN NO ONE CAUSE ME AND THIS AssHOLE ARE THE ONLY LUNITICS WHO LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO SUBJECT OUR SELVES TO YOU DAILY YOU RANDY LITTLE WALRUS FURRY FUCK!

He hugs them both and they are crying in a group hug like its an episode of Murry. Kim walks by and just stares at them through the door
“You guys are freaks”

“YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE KIM!” ROSS CRIES