toe shipping


do you ever think about how Problematic™ your early teen ships would have been if tumblr existed back then? like. jesus. kids these days: you have no idea how great it was to enjoy, for example, violent possession/manipulative bodysharing hard dubcon in peace. thirteen year old me needed space to be freaky.

This pairing is much good. I haven’t seen much for it outside of some Japanese stuff I found so Imma just spread the goodness. Nanbaka doesn’t have a big enough fandom I guess, I mean the bigger pairings size up to rare pairs in bigger fandoms so….

As a side thought Samon has to be one the very tips of his toes to be up there XD


- It’s been more than 24 since the “exclusive” and Team Swift hasn’t denied it. So IMO it’s here to stay folks. In fact, their silence speaks volumes.

- Apart from the gossip sites, other ‘more reputable’ outlets have gotten the green light to publish their own take.

- These three are just examples of ones that have appeared on my social media accounts without having to do research on how the media is covering it.

- The Refinery29 one is particularly impressive given the amount of receipts they pulled out and how they explained the ‘stages’. It seems like they took example from the various relationship timelines from here, and from my experience, these types of articles take more than 24 hours to produce -unless they had all the elements ready to be copied and pasted like they do for obituaries-.

- The comments and replies are mostly negative towards the publications for covering it and Taylor herself. If you’re wondering, I didn’t see a single comment on her sexuality.

- I’m inclined to think this first wave was arranged to test the public’s attitude towards Tay and Joe, and decisions will be made/altered regarding the discourse Taylor will push going forward.

And just to clarify, I don’t have any kind of agenda. I like observing the works of PR teams and the media because of my background.

anonymous asked:

you can't be a haylor and a jaylor at the same time

first of all, I can be whatever the fuck I want to.

said that, well, i love taylor swift and i love harry styles. I think they are both amazing people and amazing artists and for me, both together would be the most iconic thing of all the times.

but I also love taylor much more than I love my fantasies and she’s my sister and I want her to have endless happiness. Harry had his chance and he blows up. Now is Joe’s time and aparently he’s doing a good job making my girl feel loved. So if Taylor is with someone that makes her feel loved and happy and safe and supported, I’ll be 100% there for them.

Also, just putting it out there that Gorgeous is the 8th track but it’s the 3rd release and Karlie’ birthday is 8/3 (or 3/8 depending in day/month first). Prettyyyyy sure this really is a Kaylor song (lyrics in PINK, DARK ROOM -YAIL anyone?, sunset and vine -roadtrip?, timeline makes more sense?). I am sorry, I totally ship Toe because it makes Taylor happy but I just cannot seem to let go of Kaylor either??

a NOT SPOILER FREE and incomplete list of things i loved about gotg2:

  • quite possibly the greatest opening credits in the history of the MCU
  • “please tell me you have a fridge full of severed human toes somewhere on the ship”
  • actually the whole montage of groot trying to get yondu’s fin
  • the whistle arrow fucking everyone up just… never gets old like honestly i could watch twelve more scenes of it
  • kraglin singing “sooooup! sooooup!” alone on the ship
  • the audible gasp from everyone in the theater right at “it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head” like A+ plot twist delivery
  • mantis instantly crying when she touches drax and he just has a sad smile on his face like OK dave bautista maybe don’t break my heart like this??
  • the idea is now seared into my brain of yondu ferrying kids across the galaxy for ego thinking it’s just a well paying job, finding out the truth, and abruptly saying screw you ya dumb child-killing planet!! i’m done!!! this one’s staying with me asshole!!!!
  • and peter’s eulogy and him giving kraglin the arrow and the RAVAGERS COMING BACK TO GIVE HIM A PROPER SEND OFF JUST BURY ME IN TISSUES PLEASE

anonymous asked:

Oh please anyone who ships reylo can't be a good person. I mean you're better than her because at least you have sideblog for it. It's cute how people come running to the rescue tho. Hard times in life (what are toes stubbed?) don't constitute shipping something gross and thus being a gross human. Antis fo life sweaty

BoKuroo headcanon dump because I’m trash and I suck


  • On April Fools, Kuroo stole all of Bokuto’s hair gel. 
  • They call each other “sweetie” “darling” “sugar pie” and other sappy shit and see which one of their boyfriends gets pissed off first
  • Bokuto gave Kuroo a cat plushie for his birthday, and, on Bokuto’s birthday, an owl plushie was waiting for him on his doorstep so they could match. 
  • One of their favorite pastimes is going out in Kuroo’s car, rolling the windows down, playing songs and yelling the lyrics out as loud as they can as they drive down the road. 
  • They both have Vine accounts, and tag the videos of all of the stupid/funny things they do under the hashtag #justbrothings
  • Bokuto is very easily distracted, and makes a simple trip to the grocery store a 4-hour exhibition that ends with the two of them getting kicked out of the local zoo for attempting to steal a great horned owl
  • When Kuroo was just getting to know Bokuto, when he first saw Bokuto with his hair wet/not spiky, he audibly screamed becAU S E W HAT THE HEKC
  • Bokuto has a very memey sense of humor but Kuroo literally looses it when he sees/hears the word ‘succ’
  • Speaking of laughing, everyone in the neighborhood knows when the two are together because their apartment sounds like a hyena and an owl are coughing their lungs out
  • The two literally sucked each other’s dicks ‘just to see what it felt like’
  • They once saw who can chug two liters of Coca-Cola and it ended with Bokuto getting his hecckin stomach pumped
  • They play with each other’s hair ALL THE TIME it’s kinda weird
  • They like to do shitty prank calls to all of their teammates but everyone knows who’s calling within the first five seconds of the call because of the distant cackling in the background
  • Bokuto can’t sing. no. nope. not a note. bUT HE CAN RAP LIKE HELL
  • when Kuroo is mad he acts like a pissed off cat, i.e. looks Bokuto deadass in the eye, grabs a vase or something and smashes it in front of him with no remorse in his eyes whatsoever
  • Kuroo snores
  • They both got piercings together, Bokuto has a helix piecing, and Kuroo has two lobe piercings on each ear. 
  • the randomest words can make them laugh, like, it’ll be completely silent and then Kuroo just whispers “cucumbers” or “deluxe toe gaps” and they’re both dead


  • Because Bokuto is a l0zer, he couldn’t grow the balls to tell Kuroo “I love you”, so he learned how to say it in German instead. After Kuroo figured out what he had said, he had informed Bokuto on how fitting and sexy he sounded when speaking German. 
  • Kuroo is very sensitive around the waist area, so Bokuto likes to torture him by grabbing it and running his hands down it in public. 
  • While being confronted, someone asked Kuroo “what are you, gay?”. Bokuto, being right next to him at the time, stuck a middle finger at him, grabbed Kuroo in a dip, answered “YES”, and proceeded to make out with him. 
  • Poor Bokuto can’t stay still when he’s trying to go to sleep, so sometimes, Kuroo forcefully holds him against him to keep him still, pressing kisses to his forehead every so often. 
  • Kuroo sounds like a kitten when he sneezes. The first time Bokuto heard it, he dropped everything and ‘AWW’d at maximum volume, making sure that every single one of his teammates knew that his boyfriend is adorable. It was in the middle of a semi-final match. 
  • Bokuto has a very muscular, very prominent, very FINE ass. Kuroo likes to squish it while making obnoxious sound effects. 


  • Due to Bokuto’s mind going a mile a minute, he suffers from breakdowns when he can’t get anything through and becomes very frustrated. Tears are streaming down his face, he’s stuttering and hiccuping, and clenching his fists like crazy. The first time Kuroo witnessed one of these episodes, he nearly started crying too.
  • The first time the two got in a fight, Bokuto was hammered after a night at the bar and Kuroo was really pissed off at an event in volleyball. The night ended with Bokuto crying in his pillow and Kuroo laying on his bed, staring at the ceiling, wanting to take back every breath he had uttered back then. When Kuroo woke the next morning, he had 17 apology messages from Bokuto, one nearly a paragraph long, along with 2 or 3 memes to cheer him up.
  • When Bokuto was finally diagnosed with BPD, he called up Kuroo on his way back from the psychologist, voice breaking with every word. Kuroo had met him at home with a massive bear hug, and a big bottle of Mountain Dew (Bokuto’s favorite soda). 
and all my world is losing light (2/2)


It’s Charles who finds her, stepping out of the elevator less than a minute later, swinging a brown paper bag filled with the remains of the bagels he had returned to the precinct with at lunch time. He freezes in his tracks when he sees Amy, standing a little to the left of the elevator, leaning against the wall, squeezing her phone so tight that her knuckles have turned white, ragged breaths tearing past her lips.

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