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How Pageants Work

I’m a genuinely nice person, but the truth is it is a competition and I’m there for one reason. To win. And in order to do that I have to …

Which means always being super nice, extra friendly and totally helpful to everyone. Now the veterans know this, so we may smile but really were like …

Because we feel like …

Because …

Especially if your my friend.

Because as a friend if you know how much this means to me and yet you still try to take it away from me …

Now as far as the competition goes. You start with the interview. Now the pageant officials may tell you to wear little to no makeup but the truth is they want you to look your best. So that means doing your hair and makeup because you cant walk in there looking like …

They want to see you like …

And there’s always that girl who makes the tragic mistake of  wearing no makeup because she like  …

and us veterans are just like …

Now during the interview you have to …

Otherwise you’ll end up looking like …

When really you want to be like …

Because if your not even comparable to someone the judges see fit to wear the crown, when you walk out of the room they’ll be like …

and you’ll feel like …

After the interviews take place you go to hair and makeup where you either pay to have professionals do it for you  because when they are done you want to be like …

Or you do it yourself and look like …

Following Hair and Makeup the actual competition (which consists of swimsuit and evening gown) starts. And frankly …

Because there alot of people in the audience including A) the judges and B) your sponsors. Rember them the people who paid for you to do this? The ones that gave you the money and were like …

 The ones who will be like …

If you don’t place? No pressure of anything.

So when you walk out on that stage you cant be like …

Because the judges will be like ….

So you have to walk out on that stage and own it.

The goal of this…

You have to show the judges and audience that you can represent your state at nationals. You want them to be like … 

If your not making another girls family cheer for you, your doing something wrong.

Even though everyone expects us to be like …

Were really not. We really do like each other and actually are like …

We cant help that we get overly competitive. I mean do you blame us? The whole competition the judges are looking for reason to believe that one of us should win. And we have to out do the other girls to show the judges that we have what it takes. So if they want proof …

You see ..

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Die trying that is. 

Having a child with Sam Wilkinson would include:

-A VERY FUCKING PROUD SAM
-Taking family naps
-Sam waking up in the middle of the night because the babycries when you don’t even hear it yet.
-Sam showing the ultasounds to random ass people, just because he is so fucking proud.
-Sam watching todler and tiara’s, but being disgusted the whole sit.
-Going to Ikae for nurcery furniture and Sam keeps getting useless toys and plushies for the baby.
-Sam calling Jack, Jack and Nate over to help him with chores so you can relax.
-Sam and Gilinsky messing up said chores.
-But no stress, because Nate and Johnson save the day.