toddlers are funny

My friend was messing around and accidentally bopped his three year old in the face with a foam paper object. After recovering from the inevitable tears, she walked over, grabbed his shoulders, and said (very very quietly and calmly)

“Hey Daddy, you know we don’t do that. We don’t hit people, it’s not nice.”
He kept a straight face and said, “You’re right kid, I’m sorry.”
She sighs. “I know Daddy, but you can’t hit anymore okay? It hurt peoples and it’s not nice. We can’t hit people okay?”
“I’m sorry kid. Will you forgive me?”
“Yes okay Daddy. Now give me a hug.”

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“Y/N!  Come here!”  Stiles yelled, causing you to panic momentarily.  You abandoned what you had been working on and rushed into your bedroom.  Stiles was hovering by the side of your bed, grinning like a madman at your month old son who was propped up against your pillows.  “He’s sitting all by himself!”

Laughing as your heart rate became normal once more you shook your head.  Your son grinned toothlessly at you before his face contorted as he sneezed, falling to the side as he became unbalanced.  Stiles hurried to scoop him back up into his arms, cradling the small boy to his chest.  “He definitely takes after your side of the family.”  You teased, kissing both your son and Stiles on the cheek before going back to your waiting homework.

Bangtan Boys as toddlers
  • Jin: potty trained since birth because 'wearing diapers is fashion suicide', that one kid who buys the girls Lego sets
  • Taehyung: cutest kid but will creep you out eventually, always getting sent to the naughty corner for laughing too loud
  • Jimin: becomes obsessed with something different every day, doesnt wear sandals because theyre 'not cool', makes up lies to look better 24/7
  • Yoongi: brings every latest trend into his kindergarten and becomes the coolest kid, thinks its funny to pretend his parents are randoms kidnapping him in public
  • Jungkook: "I'm 5 i know things i need to know", binge watches Arthur every day, plays with a ball in the house and breaks stuff
  • Namjoon: Falls over 24/7, gives relationship advice to his parents from the age of 4, learns to talk really early
  • Hobi: scares other toddlers, loudest scream on the planet, his favourite thing is pop top juices, screams, screams louder, cries, screams