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Modern Greaser Headcanons!

- Ponyboy and Johnny are sluts for memes.
- Soda and Steve are vine stars.
- Cherry, Sylvia, and Angela are Instagram famous.
- Ponyboy is secretly tumblr fandom famous.
- Dallas watches Keeping up with the Kardashians more than he did like to tell.
- Ponyboy is a fanboy.
- Dallas makes dubstep music (is that how you say it??).
- Steve and Pony argue constantly over Android vs. Apple.
- Pony has an iPhone 6+
- Steve has an android
- Pony, Cherry, and Sylvia spend about 87% of there time at Starbucks.
- Steve is a secret nerd who watches Anime.
- Soda caught Steve watching Attack on Titan once.
- Soda and Steve cosplay and go to anime cons all the time (secretly though).
- Pony really loves Takis
- Pony has a secret Wattpad, Fanfiction.net, and AO3 account.
- Along with playing football, Darry also took dance. Only Soda and Pony know tho.
- Darry thought Pony how to dance. Soda watched and laughed.
- Cherry and Pony have aesthetic tumblrs.
- Two-Bit loves McDonalds.
- Dallas once went to school with Johnny and told Johnny’s bully’s that he was his big brother and if the did stop picking on him he’d kick them to the moon.
- When Soda’s not home at night (working late, with Steve, etc) and Pony has a nightmare, Darry will let him sleep in his bed and play with his hair while singing “You are my sunshine.”
- The gang loves the song 7 Years by Lukas Graham.
- Johnny loves the song Gold by Kiiara.
- Soda likes to sing Lost boy by Ruth B to Pony at night.
- Steve and Soda’s favorite song is 679 by Fetty Wap.
- Dallas likes to sing Sky Full Of Stars and Another’s Arms by Coldplay.
- Curly and Pony’s first date was to the roller rink.
- Two-Bit saved up enough money to take himself and the gang to Disney land.
- Johnny and Pony plan on getting matching tattoos.
- Curly has a “Heaven sent, hell bent” tattoo on his forearm.
- Dallas once died his hair blue for some unknown reason.
- Tim loves Toddlers and Tiaras.
- Pony is a hipster
- The gang goes to see every new super hero movie they can.
- Pony’s two favorite super heroes are Superman bc he reminds him of Darry and Captain America.
- Sylvia’s winged eyeliner will cut you.
- Girls are always talking about Soda’s killer jaw line.
- Angela, Pony, Johnny, and Two-Bit all have snapchat stories like a Harry Potter trilogy.
- Dallas once had a nose ring.
- Soda jumped off the roof and broke his leg because Steve told him to “do it for the vine.”
- Steve saved up enough to buy himself a motorcycle.
- Darry secretly took online collage courses.
- He surprised everyone with his degree in law.
- Pony wants to get a degree in art and history.
- Pony also wants to open a book shop in Tulsa when he graduates.
- One by one the gang started moving into the house, helping Darry and Soda with the bills and stuff.
- Pony loved that the gang moved in bc it feels more like a family//and he and Johnny feel more loved than ever before.
- After a year of dating Paul moved in with the gang.
- Darry adopted Johnny shortly after he moved in.
- After Steve moved in he and soda started dating.
- Dallas was the last to move in,, shortly after moving in he started dating Tim.
- Pony started thinking of Darry and Paul as his ‘dads’.
- Johnny was like another big brother to Pony ((and so was Steve)).
- Pony would get picked on for being gay and Darry being gay (the whole two dad thing) and after a while Steve got feed up with it and broke someone’s nose bc they looked at Pony wrong.
- Pony loves Harry Potter.
- Johnny finally came out as gay.
- Two-Bit loves to skateboard.
- Cherry, Sylvia, Evie, Kathy, and Pony are the feminism squad.
- Dallas Winston is a fuckboi

(These are crappy and I apologize but I hope you like them! I’ve been saving these in the drafts for like two weeks 😅)

Chloe Valentine HCs
  • Car Salesman father + Former Miss New Jersey Mother= Chloe Valentine 
  • Oldest child but has a younger, even more spoiled younger brother
  • He tends to break into her things so she has become VERY creative and sneaky over the years
  • He lives to snitch her out
  • Chloe keeps a decoy journal and her real journal is actually hidden inside her pillow
  • She’s kept the same journal for a few years now
  • Was a beauty pageants baby (was on several episodes of Toddlers & Tiaras as a kid)
  • She was also in various baby modeling spreads (She was a Huggies Kid once or twice) 
  • She won several beauty pageants and her mother has kept all her trophies and ribbons in the same trophy case with her own wins
  • Her “talent” was ballet which she had been in for several years before transitioning to Gymnasts when her mother said “gymnasts were in" 
  • She trained INTENSELY and was actually very good at gymnastics, she enjoyed parts of it until her mother commented on her physicality 
  • Young age had always a "boxy” muscular and tall frame
  • She is lowkey self conscious of her femininity (feels like she’s not enough, she wants to be more)
  • She likes to surround herself with people who are going to compliment her on her style and looks
  • She has a jawline that could literally murder someone
  • Joins the Cheerleading squad in middle school
  • Meets Brooke and her mom
  • Immediately is jealous of Brooke, because she’s a blonde and blue eyed softie 
  • Chloe was a HUGE Barbie fan and collected many Barbies and dollhouses
  • She loves dresses and feels confident unless she sees someone else who she thinks “wore it better”
  • Her mother and father push the “get successful and stay pretty” lifestyle on her
  • Chloe flunked her driver’s test twice, she relies heavily on Brooke’s car to get places
  • Her parents aren’t too keen with Brooke
  • Chloe has 2 credit cards both were gifts from her parents 
  • Her parents (especially her mom) have no idea she goes to Pinkberry she’s on a strict diet
  • Chloe’s best classes are PE and Biology
  • Her mom was very involved in her relationship with Jake
  • by that she was a driving force to keep Chloe and Jake together
  • She took it as something Chloe did was wrong when they broke up
  • Chloe has her nails and hair done every Sunday with Brooke at the Mall
  • Later they add Jenna to the mix
  • Chloe LOVES Chipotle 
  • She’s on level 1200+ on candy crush, she’s insanely good at it
  • Chloe is a huge Beyonce fan; guilty pleasure Hannah Montana
  • Chloe pretends to like Mean Girls and Twilight but her favorite movies are Fast & Furious and Kill Bill
  • Chloe calls Brooke at 2am when she’s having a ‘moment’ and Brooke sneaks out and they have long night talks while she cries 
  • Brooke and Chloe’s go to binge movie is Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
  • They have matching keychains
  • Chloe’s mom didn’t allow her to watch Cheetah Girls so Brooke totally taped it for Chloe
  • They drunk sing “We are Sisters” a lot
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(A/N: hey all. this little thing is the product of exam stress, boredom, and my inevitable relapse into full-on rpdr fanfiction addiction. i’ve never written anything for this fandom before so apologies if it’s not the best. i might continue it if the response is good but if not, it was a lot of fun either way!)

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Exo Reaction: His Daughter Is In A Pageant

I was watching Toddlers&Tiaras and just thought “hmmm why not make a reaction” so here it is fam

Kai:

*Doesn’t like the idea of his 4 years old daughter having so much makeup on*

Originally posted by intokai

*Is supportive anyways*

*Plus he screams the loudest when she wins*

Originally posted by holyshitblessmybias

Baekhyun:

*She gets the biggest awards at the pageant “The Grand Supreme” and the crown is too big for her little head*

Originally posted by squynhty

Sehun:

*Brags about what and where she has won before*

*Proud pageant dad*

Originally posted by whenxoxosmilesunshines

Chanyeol:

Daughter: “Daddy!Daddy! Now i look fab after makeup”

“You where fab before makeup too baby”

Originally posted by callmeminseok

D.o:

*Coach her through the beauty*

“Yes honey,just like how we practiced”

Originally posted by hoegiwa

Suho:

*More excited than his daughter*

Originally posted by nessa-myeon

Xiumin:

*He stand behind the judges to show his daughter what to do*

Originally posted by minsoek

Lay:

*Gets real salty when his daughter doesn’t win what she wanted to win*

Originally posted by yeshelloyehet

Chen:

*Glances at the judge to see if they saw his daughter making a mistake*

Originally posted by morekpopmore

More Ninjago Headcanons For the Heart and Soul

- Jay has the single most short attention span in the world
- Like Sensei Wu will be discussing an important plan and Jay’s over here probably trying to mentally recite every line of a Fritz Donnegan movie
- Kai is secretly addicted to reality tv
- Like once Cole walked in on him watching frEaKIN TODDLERS AND TIARAS
- “Kai, what the hell are you watching?”
- “Uhhh…nothing”
- This boy is literally obsessed with ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’ and ‘The Bachelorette’
- When Jay was little, he almost got hit by a train because he had mistaken it for Thomas the Tank Engine (I can relate 😅)
- When Lloyd was little, he only ate gummies and mac n’ cheese
- Nya is actually a beautiful singer with a very soft voice, but like Cole, doesn’t think anything of it
- Zane has an addiction to ordering ‘As Seen On TV’ products
- “Zane, what is this?”
- “A Snuggie Tail”
- “…um…alright.”
(this actually exists btw)
- Lloyd can’t watch horror films, because when he was little, he tried being all big and tough by watching one, but it just scarred him for life (poor lil bean)
- Cole has a huge scar on his back from a prop malfunction during a dance performance
- Ever since Cole accidentally hit Jay’s throat with his scythe, Jay has had more difficulty eating
- He’s never told anyone
- The guys usually go to a karaoke bar every Friday night
- It never turns out well…

Sorry for not making this one quite as long
I hope you all liked them!💚

Feel free to request what kind of headcanons I should post next! 🌸

~Ava💜