toddler anna

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Evan: Gramma, what’s got three legs and eats tomatoes?

Benji, whispers: Ma, don’t ruin his joke, just go with it.

Anna: Hmm… I don’t know, Evan, what does have three legs and eats tomatoes?

Evan: the THREE-LEGGED TOMATO EATING MONSTER. ahHHAHAahahahHAHAHAH!!!!!

Benji: that was such a good joke i’m proud of u son :’)

Random headcanon

When Harley gets bored during Joker’s “business” meetings, she’ll often play with his jewelry for attention until he sits her on his knee…