todd the cat

Musicals as types of people in school
  • Phantom of the opera: The emo kid with short hair that's always in every singe musical the school puts on
  • Cats: The kid that knows that everybody hates them but they still fight to pursue their dreams/the kid that nobody knows is an acrobat
  • Sweeney Todd: The goth kid who hisses as people in the hallways and only hangs out with like two other people and keeps a diary
  • Heathers: The really popular and preppy girl who's secretly really sad about everything
  • Spring awakening: The kid who makes waaay to many sexual jokes and lost their virginity before everyone else
  • A chorus line: The kid who's never available to do anything because they're at rehearsal
  • Wicked: That one kid that was always ignored in school but grew up to be extremely famous
  • Into the woods: the kid with an unnaturally morbid sense of humor
  • Les Misérables: The kid who's way to into politics and starts fights just about every day
musicals ft. summaries

Phantom of The Opera: gross goth guy lives beneath sewer and writes an opera

Natasha, Pierre and The Great Comet of 1812: seriously who the fuck writes an electropop opera about a 1200 page russian novel

Hamilton: seriously who the fuck writes a hip hop musical about alexander fucking hamilton

Zombie Prom: you know, taking your dead ex-boyfriend to prom may have seemed like a good idea in theory but im not sure anymore

In The Heights: somehow humorous and depressing all at the same time, also gay

Lizzie the Musical: okay im not kidding this time who the fuck writes a musical about lizzie fucking borden

Heathers the Musical: dating creepy guys in trench coats is probably a bad idea

Carrie the Musical: if you make fun of someone for getting their period, you’re in for a big surprise buddy

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson: who the actual fuck comes up with the idea to write a musical about the seventh president of the usa

Wicked: green gay meets pink gay and it’s pretty gay

Ghost Quartet: who the fuck comes up with this shit though

Les Misérables: emotional pain feat. gay revolutionaries

Spring Awakening: not explaining puberty to sexually frustrated teenagers is probably a bad idea

Waitress: deep shit blueberry pie and overly lovable characters

21 Chump Street: drugs are not the way to a woman’s heart, apparently

Sweeney Todd: okay no seriously who the everliving fuck comes up with this shit

Love Never Dies: i don’t have any funny joke for this lnd just sucks

CATS: i mean i guess writing a musical about cats may have seemed like a good idea in theory

Starlight Express: what the fuck alw

The batcave? Well..

Sometimes, it’s a fun place to be in. Damian always gets bullied by his brothers, but I know it’s just for fun. They’re brothers after all.

Sometimes, Bruce always gets stressed out, but Alfred is always there for him. Alfred is like.. A father figure of sorts to, mister Bruce.

Damian also has this really loud friend that visits from time to time. Pennyworth isn’t exactly fond of the young boy, but that’s okay.

But y’know..

I think the best part about living here is the family.

Yeah definitely…

Wayne pets headcannon

- TItus was looking for Damian when he was dead. He couldn’t understand why his favorite person was gone.

- Alfred the cat prefers Alfred over most of the family. Though Alfred won’t admit it, he likes the cat too.

-Goliath is the ultimate pet to play fetch with. Sometimes when Damian needs to get away, he will just go play fetch all day with him.

- Jason has gotten kicked many times by Batcow. Also he is determine to catch Jerry the turkey.

- Tim and the animals don’t always get along. He says it’s because Damian trained them.

- Luke has never gotten over the zoo that is Wayne manor.

- Duke often has to keep Damian from bringing more pets home on patrol. It’s hard though cause sometimes he wants to take a stray cat or dog home too.

- Kate still can’t get over Batcow.

- Barbara might complain about them, but if she is working the batcomputer, they are her favorite companions.

- Cass loves to cuddle with them. She will spread a a blanket out and lay on the manor floor with them.

- Stephanie is forever making jokes about Batcow. Deep down though she is so proud cause Damian is being a kid finally.

- Harper has had to stop Duke and Damian from giving Cullen pets on many occasions. She wouldn’t mind, but just worries they won’t be home enough to take care of them.

-Dick often plays with them and Damian. He encourages it. Through he did have to remind him no bringing them all to the Tower. He will also volunteer to watch them whenever Damian is away. 

- Bruce hides a smile when he sees Damian with all the pets. They make him happy and for a few moments he can see the child that Damian really is.


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  • Todd: [opens fridge]
  • Todd: Why is Shark Kitten in the fridge?
  • Dirk: Last night you were giggling and said 'This is really gonna confuse me tomorrow'. Apparently, drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
  • Todd: This explains so much.
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I made this comic like… forever ago??? I never finished the last bit until I organized some files today and discovered it. My style has changed so much that I just ended up copy + pasting the last panel instead of redrawing it with more exaggerated expressions like I had intended. 

Either way, Jason’s thighs are legit God Tier and need to be appreciated more.