todd harvey

Okay but can you imagine much the Gotham Academy kids would use the #OnlyInGotham hashtag

  • Red Hood came crashing through the window of my Math class today. Told us to “stay on drugs” and “don’t do school.” Math test STILL not cancelled #soundadvice #OnlyInGotham 
  • Learned that one of the tunnels that runs under GA also runs under Arkham Asylum #thatsreassuring #OnlyInGotham 
  • Somehow Riddler got hold of my number and has been spamming my phone with riddles for the past week #fml #HeIsntEvenACoolOne #OnlyInGotham 
  • Thought I scored some of the good stuff last night off a shady dude hanging around campus. Turned out to be Fear Toxin #WellShit #BetterThanTheExorcist #OnlyInGotham 
  • My English professor had to yell at Red Robin for breaking into the girls dorm last night. He tried to explain he was tailing Harley Quinn #ThatsWhatTheyAllSay #OnlyInGotham 
  • That weird girl from school’s mom is a super-villain? Okay. #WhoIsntASupervillainNoawadays #OnlyInGotham 
  • Two-Face came into the store I work at today asking about the two for one offer. Stayed and talked for a while. Called me gorgeous. Was he hitting on me? #ImALittleYoung #IDontThinkIt’llWorkOut #OnlyInGotham 
  • Jokerized hordes outside? We’re all in tents with only one escape route? Teachers armed with flashlights and baseball bats to protect us? Ofc it’s gunna be okay. #ThatsWhatTheySaidLastTime #OnlyInGotham 
  • My friend killed her house plant. Pray for her. #OnlyInGotham

me, standing on a rooftop, screaming into the night: JASON TODD IS BI AND DICK GRAYSON IS BI AND BARBARA GORDON IS BI AND TWO-FACE IS BI AND RIDDLER IS BI AND STEPHANIE BROWN IS PAN CAN’T YOU SEE WE’VE ALL BEEN SO BLIND