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[Diane walks in. There are hundreds of Make-Your-Own-Plane-Kits stacked on top of each other. Each kit reads: “No I said I’d like to make a complaint do not send me those kits why would you even sell kits like that it’s 2016 this is the last time I’ll be calling you goodbye.”]

@jaydickweek day 1: De-Aging/Age Reversal // Time Travel

Jason ends up in Gotham when he’s dead – post-funeral, pre-triumphant return – where no one knows who he is. Everything looks different from this perspective: Dick’s a fucking mess and not as experienced as Jason remembered. He fights with Bruce more than Jason does. And then there’s infant-Robin-Tim, who is very bad at pretending not to be connected to Dick Grayson, socialite, when Jason threatens to get a little rough.

(Also, holy shit, does Dick reflexively flirt with any authoritative morally ambiguous older man who gives him a real challenge? Did Jason know that? Does Dick know that?)

Well, his family still drives him nuts. That’s the same.

Me, before watching Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency: haha wow what a coincidence

Me, after watching Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency: it’s a sIGN!!!!1!!!1! Everything iS CONNECTED THERE’S A SHARK IN THE CAT


It’s our time to make a move
It’s our time to make amends
It’s our time to break the rules
Let’s begin…


ref’s used

I Learned To Love Myself Through You (Jason Todd)

Jason Peter Todd was an asshole. That much you knew.

You’re not exactly sure when you figured it out, maybe it was when he stood you up for the second time in a row, maybe it was the third, it could also have been the fourth time he stood you up.

You tried to be understanding, you really did but with all the excuses and him skipping date nights. You weren’t sure what to think but you knew that he was not in the right mind space to be in a relationship.

After giving him a call inviting him over, you begin to make his favorite meal. It was cruel of you to make his favorite meal only to break things off with him but it’s not like you’d have sent him a text telling him it was over.

“Honey, I’m home.” The asshole himself chirped as he entered your cozy little apartment.

“In the kitchen.” You called back as you set two plates down.

“You made my favorite meal, what’s the occasion?” A look of sheer horror crossed his features, “Oh god, did I forget another anniversary?” He closed his eyes as if scanning a mental calendar.

“Babe, I’m so sorry. I know I said I’d try to remember our next anniversary but I completely forgot.” He muttered a few curse words and sat down at the table with his head in his hands.

“Actually Jay, that’s what I wanted to talk to you about. I think we should break up.” You paused before continuing, “You’re not in the right headspace and you seem to have other things that need your attention. I’m not saying that I need you around constantly but I would like to be with someone who is consistent. You also seem to be keeping things from me, with the sneaking out at midnight, running out on me on dates. It’s all too confusing.” The heartbroken look on his face made you want to punch yourself.

He dropped in front of you on to his knees, wrapped his arms around your waist and buried his face in your tummy.

“Don’t y/n, please don’t do this. I-I learned to love myself through you and it’s because of you that I know what love is. And god I would never want to experience this with anyone but you. Just, one more chance and if I fuck that up I swear to you I will let you walk away.” 

“One more chance Jay, don’t ruin this for us.” You say, as you run your fingers through his hair. He kisses your tummy softly and promises not to.

Can yall tell I love Jason Peter Todd?


Much love, little birds.