Meanwhile in Australia…. our nation’s top scientific institute has apologized for its lack of research into dragons and dragon eggs after a seven year old girl wrote this letter, asking for a pet dragon.
“I would keep it in my special green grass area where there are lots of space. I would feed it raw fish and I would put a collar on it. If it got hurt I would bandage it if it hurt himself,” she wrote.
Sophie’s mother Melissah Lester said her daughter had been begging them to get her a baby dragon for Christmas.
there was a newspaper left on the train today and the front page story was about a puppy that had bitten through a deodorant can and blown up its owner’s living room (the puppy was unhurt) and the headline was “scooby doom”