today i had a dream

anonymous asked:

ive had this dream today that we were girlfriends but i live in poland so whenever i told somebody that i have a girlfriend in hungary they would just say that you're imaginary and all that. so when you heard how it is you said you'd come to poland. but then you came and it turned out that there is no réka and you're actually charlie from its always sunny and you told me that we have to break up because of your love for little green ghouls

ive been crying over this for a solid 10 minutes now kdsjfks im getting this ask framed and im flying to poland and we’re gonna be green ghoul girlfriends and eat milksteak every day

Today Kuzya came to sleep with me and I had a dream about a comedy show, something like a weird contest or something. There was a sequence about who is better, cats or people. They touched such important questions as who wears dresses better (humans: “mediocre!”; cats: “awwww, the cutest thing ever!”) and who sounds better (a meowing cat or an averagely singing woman). You know who won. Why does Kuzya keep giving me these dreams about superiority of cats. Is that even a question.

Then I woke up for some reason and after a minute he left.

What is my life.

You Won't Forget Her

Soft in a way quite like cursive,
she twists and twirls her name
into threads for the needles
keeping reality at such a speed,
as well as spins and pirouettes her words
into ribbons cascading
colors of summer salt and winter sun.
She’s a whirlwind
for the necessity of movement
and motion.
She dusts the edges of my dreams
with pillowy clouds
and feathers of a bird
of praying sinners
and hides thin cotton netting
among the membrane of
these inhabiting visions.

She revolves and rotates phrases
like threads
to be tied around fingers.
You won’t forget her.

NCT as SHIT my MALE classmates said today

Haechan: Why would I even need photoshop, I mean, look at me, I’m already handsome

Mark: I called my gf at 7:30 in the morning to wish her a happy birthday but she didn’t answer

Jeno: The teacher called her fish after me wtf

Chenle: I know I’m cute, just say it come on you know you want to

Jaemin: *Throws a juice box across the classroom* SORRY

Renjun: No please, not that documentary about how potatoes grow again

Jisung: Someone give me a water bottle, I swear I won’t flip it I’M DEHYDRATING

Taeyong: yo bro it’s my hair okay? Because it doesn’t feel right

Winwin: Tell the teacher that I didn’t feel good or something, I’ll be in the bathroom for the next 30 minutes *leaves the classroom with his phone and earbugs*

Ten: Let’s all talk about random shit to the teacher so she forgets about the exam

Taeil: UNDER THE SEEEAAA UNDER THE SEAAA .. that’s the only part I know

Jaehyun: I think my gf is cheating on me.. girls what do i do?

Yuta: I don’t like any of y’all, I just pretend I do

Doyoung: The teacher doesn’t allow me to swear anymore.. I feel like I’m inside of a box or some shhTHING THING ..  WOO THAT WAS CLOSE


BONUS

Johnny: Can you give me a massage? I’ll pay you.. well.. no, not really. Just do it for our friendship

Kun: *his partner leaves him to go and sit with another guy* STOP CHEATING ON ME YOU HOE

Hansol: Someone explain me what the exam was about rn

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Novels: Deathless 

“Do you understand me, wife? There need never be any rules between us. Let us be greedy together; let us hoard. Let us hit each other with birch branches and lock each other in dungeons; let us drink each other’s blood in the night and betray each other in the sun. Let us lie and lust and take hundreds of lovers; let us dance until snow melts beneath us…Be selfish and cruel and think nothing of them. I am selfish. I am cruel. My mate cannot be less than I. I will have you in my hoard, Marya Morevna, my black mirror.”

Note: I had a dream about this during my nap today. so naturally, I turn it into an imagine! .c

/Meeting Sebastian at Wizard World/

I anxiously waited in the long line that wrapped around the line of tables. I sighed, not being able to hold my pee anymore. I cut out of line, hoping it’ll be shorter by the time I get back.

After getting lost on the way to the bathroom and on the way back, I finally walked through the doors, running towards the now empty table. The line was gone and there were only a few workers filtering in and out.

I frowned, sadness settling into my chest. I missed meeting Sebastian Stan because I had to pee. I cursed, knowing I shouldn’t have drank two bottles of water beforehand. I was just so anxious.

I slumped my shoulders and walked over to the table Sebastian had previously sat at. There were tiny permanent marker streaks, no doubt from him accidentally scribbling off the edge of fan photos.

I missed that part too, my car had broken down on the way here. I sighed, realizing I may never meet my favorite celebrity. I set my poster of The Winter Soldier down on the table and sighed.

Tears welled up in my eyes and I heard the doors open but didn’t bother to look behind me, assuming it was another worker.

“Are you lost?” A familiar voice rang through my ears.

My heart beat wildly in my chest as I quickly turned around, facing none other than Sebastian Stan himself. “Uh, I-” I stumbled across my words. Sebastian smiled and his cheeks turned a bright red. “You’re my favorite person ever.” I shyly choked out.

Sebastian chuckled and stepped closer to me, pulling me into his arms. I happily hugged him back. “I missed the signing.” I sadly whispered, pulling away.

A frown etched onto Sebastian’s face. “You’re the girl the fans mentioned earlier then. They were trying to make me wait, saying you ran off. My agent made me leave after the last fan in line.” Sebastian explained, now walking up to my poster.

He pulled out a silver Sharpie marker and wrote something down. He took a little while and then signed it, capping his pen. My heart swelled and my cheeks burned with blush. “Thank you so much!” I giggled excitedly.

Sebastian turned to me and pulled me into his arms again, hugging my tightly. I stood there shocked and immediately wrapped my arms around his torso. “Your hair smells nice.” Sebastian said, rubbing my back.

I giggled as he pulled away. “Th-thank you.” I breathed out, trying to calm my fast heart. “I don’t remember seeing you at the fan photoshoot. Were you there?” Sebastian asked, sitting down in the chair beside the table. I sadly shook my head no, hopping onto the table and sitting down.

I swung my legs back and forth. “I missed that, too. Car troubles.” I replied sadly. Sebastian stood back up again, getting out his phone. “We’ll have our own photoshoot.” He said with a wide smile.

I gasped softly, watching him sit beside me on the table. He turned his front face camera on and smiled his famous beautiful smile. I smiled and he clicked two photos.

Sebastian then turned to me and placed his lips against my cheek. I giggled and he clicked the photo.

“You’re really soft.” Sebastian said, laughing. I blushed again and looked at him, meeting his eyes. I heard him click another photo and I smiled even wider.

After Sebastian was finished, he looked through the photos with me. “I like this one.” Sebastian said. It was us touching noses, making a mock angry face at each other, but you could clearly see our smiles hinting at the corners.

I laughed when he got to the one of him acting like he had me in a headlock, my tongue sticking out of the side of my mouth. “We’re so dorky.” I said, laughing and leaning into Sebastian’s shoulder.

He looked down at me and kissed my forehead. “All day I’ve felt tense, making sure everything is perfect. With you, it’s comfortable.” I was taken aback at what Sebastian said and how he just kissed my forehead.

I smiled and reached up to kiss his cheek in return. “I’m glad you did this for me, Seb.” I looked down at my hands in my lap. Sebastian gently lifted my head back up with his index finger under my chin. “What’s your name?” He asked, searching my eyes.

I mentally scolded myself for not saying that earlier. “Y/N.” I whispered. Sebastian smiled, biting his lip. “Y/N.” Sebastian repeated. “Can I have your number so I can send you our mini photoshoot?” I blushed once again and nodded, giving him my number.

A few minutes passed and a woman came in, telling Sebastian it was time for him to leave. I sighed and suddenly felt really sad. “I’ll see you again, won’t I?” Sebastian asked after standing up from the table.

I hopped down and looked up at Sebastian, tears watering my eyes. “You have my number. Call me or text me, it’s fine whichever way.” I whispered.

Sebastian gave me a sad smile and pulled me in for another hug. He squeezed me tightly, resting his head in the crook of my neck. I hugged him back just as tight.

Sebastian pulled away and wiped a tear that fell from my eye. “Don’t cry, Y/N. It’s breaking my heart.” Sebastian said with a sad smile. I swear his own eyes were filling with tears. “Thank you, for everything.” Sebastian said, kissing my nose.

I smiled and giggled. “Thank you for doing this for me. You have no idea how much it means to me.” I said shakily. “Sebastian. We gotta go.” The lady said, a sad smile on her face, watching us. Sebastian nodded and hugged me one last time.

Sebastian walked away, slumping his shoulders and stuffed his hands in his pockets. I sniffled and turned to the table, looking down at my signed poster.

“Hey, Y/E/C eyes. Thanks for supporting me. I’m glad I got to see you before I left. You’re so beautiful and I appreciate everything you’ve done for me. Your support means the absolute world to me and I’ll love you forever. Sincerely, Sebastian Stan.

P.S. Your hair smells amazing. Love you.”

I laughed at the message, wiping away more tears. I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket. I slid open the lockscreen, seeing an unknown number and our photos together. Sebastian texted me.

I smiled and saved every single photo. There were at least 50 of them. After that, I quickly typed a bunch of heart eye and red heart emojis.

I saw him start typing immediately. He replied,

“I miss you already. I don’t know what it is about you. I’m sorry if this seems forward, but I really like you.” I blushed and laughed to myself.

I replied,

“I like you too..”

This day couldn’t have gotten any better. I met my ultimate celebrity crush and he was the sweetest person ever.

Note: feedback? more stuff like this? my dreams are amazing. .c

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I had an Overwatch dream last night where Genji and Zenyatta went to the movies & got kicked out bc omnics weren’t allowed in the movie theater & they ended up starting this whole campaign for omnic equality & making these subversive videos and protesting and shit & like halfway thru Genji proposed so then they were fighting for marriage equality too and Hanzo was SO disapproving but he came around eventually and it was just this big weird AU but I kind of enjoyed it??

and now I want to write a fic about it and I don’t even like Genji that much (it’s like, part of the rules of being a Mercy main, u can’t like Genji he has the blood of my sisters on his hands)

 -____-

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# im wondering if they saw me #and why they didnt push me off the roof #it would have hurt less #a gay watching gays gaying is gay af cnxhhxs #i felt like a creep tho #i should have booked them a room before my mom woke me up

anonymous asked:

TODay I had a dream that our 4 boys went for a sleepover to Zhan and his little sis was there and she was bothering he tian, asking who he liked and he said that it was mo guan shan, who immediately went red. She got really excited and started asking how much did he like him & He tian was like 'Well, I would say 50 % out of 100' and she became so scandalized! And said 'Why?! He is so pretty!' And Mo Guan Shan just combusted & it was so cute, I woke up with the biggest smile

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE I WANT MORE.