- S.Coups: Okay boys what do you want for Christmas?
- Seungkwan: A tambourine!
- Dino: A new toaster oven!
- DK: WATER GUNS!!
- Wonwoo: Peace and quiet... Please.
- -Christmas Day-
- Seungkwan: *loudly playing the tambourine, singing off key as Dino's toaster oven catches on fire*
- DK: *screams as he uses his water guns to try to extinguish fire*
- Wonwoo (whispering to himself): Every fucking year...
Rue: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity.