toast-cat

Theoretically:

If I strap a piece of toast, butter side up, to the back of a cat, and drop it to the ground;

Assuming that:

-Buttered toast always lands butter side down

And

-Cats always land on their feet

Wouldn’t the cat/toast combination float there, forever changing between the cats feet and the buttered toast side, because both have to hit the ground first?

Also….

Couldn’t we, technically, take numerous of these floating toast/cat combinations, strap them to an object, and create a hover craft?

Science side, your input?