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Cute Breakfast Cat Facts
  • Whenever I get out of the shower, Hash Brown jumps onto the counter and waits. I lean down and make a kissy face, and she headbutts my mouth. After she gets her kiss she leaves.
  • Eggs Benedict stands on his hind legs and kneads my thighs anytime I’m cooking. I wear fishnets and lace tights a lot and he frequently ends up stuck.
  • Hash Brown is so soft that she’s actually slippery. That’s why every photo of her sitting on the top of the sofa is of her trying not to slide off, like this:
  • French Toast is so love with my husband that when he’s on business trips she will circle the hallway and meow mournfully for hours. Nothing I do can console her until he returns.
  • Eggs loves having his tummy rubbed, but only if you use your foot. No hands allowed. He’s very serious about this rule.
  • Hash Brown likes finding hair ties and dropping them into her water bowl. If her water bowl already has a hair tie in it, she’ll store any additional hair ties under the bathroom scale. One time we found 7 of them under there.
  • Eggs Benedict and French Toast often synchronize poses.

This has been Breakfast Cat Facts! I hope they made your day a little better.

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I’ve been working with Werble for a while, and they recently launched! Werble transforms your photos into masterpieces with their library of diverse animated stickers you can overlay on top, which can then be shared with friends or on social platforms like Instagram, Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter. 

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Hey guys! It’s almost over but Etsy has an amazing sale going on right now, in which you spend over 50$ before shipping you get 10$ towards you next purchase!

I just added a bunch of customizable listings to my shop so you can take advantage of this deal (or just buy something cute anyways! <3 )

So if you buy a cat loaf and one of any smaller listing you’ll qualify for that nice deal! :D

It’s been a while since I’ve offered any of these in my shop, so I hope if you’ve been really wanting one outside con season you can get one!

Cruise on over to my shop to check out what I have available! And show it to your friends as well! :D

Reblogs are loved and appreciated! (I definitely got some year ends bills to take care of so, WIN WIN FOR US ALL!)

BREAKFAST CAT FACT SHEET

Eggs Benedict: Oldest. Grey/white short hair. Rescued from our back yard as a feral kitten. So laid back he borders on apathetic. Weighs as much as the other 2 combined despite having been on a strict diet for 2 years. Is thinking about food 99% of the time.

French Toast: Middle cat in both age and weight. Brown tabby. Adopted from a no-kill shelter. Smallish. Obsessed with my husband. Thinks she is top cat. Doesn’t care about food, but very very intensely cares about cuddles. Yells a lot.

Hash Brown: Youngest. Torbico. Very small. Adopted from the same shelter as French Toast. Is very shy and skittish, but actually wants to be held like a baby. Dead set on being French Toast’s friend whether she likes it or not. Probably actually top cat.

Theoretically:

If I strap a piece of toast, butter side up, to the back of a cat, and drop it to the ground;

Assuming that:

-Buttered toast always lands butter side down

And

-Cats always land on their feet

Wouldn’t the cat/toast combination float there, forever changing between the cats feet and the buttered toast side, because both have to hit the ground first?

Also….

Couldn’t we, technically, take numerous of these floating toast/cat combinations, strap them to an object, and create a hover craft?

Science side, your input?