toast 'em

iconic moments from mtv scream

•"so who cares if she IS a lesbian"
•bella thorne died immediately and everyone was pretty much ok with it
•when noah went to the party and got fucking wasted after like 2 beers and they put him on the lake
•"noah are you a virgin" “no i’m a regular man slut”
•tyler was like a huge deal but he had nothing to do with anything
•when audrey flipped will in front of everyone and whispered “how does it feel to take it in front of everyone” in the most menacing and badass voice i’ve ever heard in my young life
•THE BOWLING ALLEY EPISODE THE BOWLING ALLEY EPISODE
•brooke taped a knife to a stick and noah was like “wow she’s so badass” but all she did was duct tape a knife to a stick
•the Daisy song which was honestly a banger
•that time emma kept seeing the ghost of will but he was like cut in half haha ew
•"noah do you know how to use a gun" “yeah” and then he immediately handed it to audrey
•when piper was revealed to be the killer and she went “hashtag mind blown” to remind us all that this show was on MTV
•WELCOME HOME GIRL INTERRUPTED
• jake’s last text message ever sent was “jakey likey :) we good?”
•THE SPIKED BOOZE THE AYAHUASCA THE THREEWAY KISS BETWEEN ZOE AND NOAH AND AUDREY WTF
•eli ? just like eli in general
•jake’s body fell on brooke and it showed everyone’s reactions and the face audrey made was like :/
•that time audrey literally almost knocked noah out with a bookend
•that time audrey DID knock noah out with chloroform
•when noah was guessing audrey’s phone passwords and he put in “noah” and then looked offended when it didn’t work
•when they like ran into branson at the movies??? and they all dragged him??? in front of him???
•eli sneaking into those ppl’s house just to make toast and watch em sleep
•when the model home caught on fire and emma was like “we can’t just leave!!!!” and eli was like “yes we can just leave and that’s what we’re doing lmao”
•that bitch HALEY who died SUCKING DICK
•"hey zoe! zoe-ologist"
•audrey and emma paused to argue about their relationship while literally standing over noah’s coffin when he was buried alive and rapidly losing blood
•stavo visited noah in the hospital and did that thing where he grabbed his foot? and he drew him a comic awww
•emma and audrey got increasingly gay as season 2 progressed
•"you know it wasn’t me. except that’s…..what the killer would say!!! haha it’s not me. it’s really not me.“
•the reveal of kieran THA SNAKE wilcox
•"haha” -kieran
• the Memorable emrey movie date
•the weird halloween special that accomplished nothing but at least everyone was wearing floral
•the whole show?

  • Isak: im not seduced easily
  • Even: look at 'em cheese toasts tho
  • Isak: *whispers* wow
  • Sana: im not seduced easily
  • Yousef: ..you peel the carrot pulling in
  • Sana: *whispers* wow
fluffy kara/lena/lucy ot3 headcanons
  • lena likes to tease lucy about her height (“I’ll strangle you.” “As if you could even reach.”)
  • kara is like a fucking furnace so lucy and lena have taken to wearing little to no clothing to bed (not that any of them mind)
  • lucy has a punching bag in the living room. lenas favorite chair just so happens to be in the correct place to watch her work out. suspicious
  • they are grossly affectionate. hand holding? ‘course. lil’pecks all the time? you bet your ass. constant heart eyes? have you even watched the show??
  • hugs last AT LEAST 5 minutes
  • kara wears a fanny pack, sandals, and a visor during every vacation they take. lucy and lena are simultaneously endeared and embarrassed
  • eliza practically adopts lena and lucy  
  • lucy insists that she is strictly a big spoon but being held by karas swole arms has a certain charm (lena agrees, kara blushes)
  • sunday nights are spent on the couch, with the soft glow of the TV bathing them, and kara spread out across both of their laps and complaining about them bringing work home
  • lena, used to private chefs, gets a crash course on cooking that ends with alex finding them on the kitchen floor laughing and smelling like smoke (”you were making toast. TOAST”)
  • all three of em are complete snuggle hoes
  • lucy and lena steal karas clothes so often that she has like 3 outfits that are still completely hers
  • one time they entered a disco contest (lucy will never admit but it was her who signed them up. she’ll take that to her grave (everyone knows))
  • kara uses a combination of text lingo and emojis so complex that even lucy, trained to detect patterns and secret codes, and lena, a genius, cant figure them out
  • lipstick stains. all over kara. (40% of her morning routine is cleaning them off)
How to spice up some little foods

Mac n’ cheese-
•extra cheese
•make it Alfredo mac
•bread crumbs
•simple meats (like bacon, ham, teeny hot dogs)
•get your little to eat their veggies by adding little bits of broccoli
Extra tip: shaped macaroni inexplicably tastes better
Chicken nuggets-
•seasoning (like Rosemary, parsley, paprika)
•cheese
•make a lazy chicken parmesan with some spaghetti sauce and cheese
Samiches-
•use different yummy breads
•toast em
•less meat, more veggies for the healthy littles (add more lettuce, cucumbers, carrot strips, and whatever else your little likes)
•sauces (mayo, ketchup, mustard, bbq)
Grilled cheese-
•seasoning
•if your little doesn’t like it grilled, toast it
•use multiple kinds of cheese
•you can even put Mac n’ cheese in the middle
Soup-
•for chicken noodle, add bunches of different veggies (carrots, peas, and onion bits are yummy)
•tomato soup always tastes better when it’s homemade. Add lots of seasoning. (always pair with goldfish and grilled cheese)
• for beefy soups, add potatoes, carrots, peas, and fresh ground pepper

Add or subtract things for your littles personal tastes

artdigy  asked:

The hell are these people's problems? Matt burnett is an asshole and that's why these people say what they say. Even if they are male they represent that way and are still agender, smh I hate those people.

TOAST EM

1 year happily married || Bemery

Ben had woken up first that morning, back on usual routine since his back was healed. Em was still sleeping, and Ben didn’t have to go to work today since he had taken two days off to go to Estin with Em for their Anniversary. He had made breakfast for Em, toast, with cherry jam, an egg, and some tea. He placed a rose on the tray and walked into their room.

“Morning, little dove.” He said softly and placed the tray on the bedside table as he sat down beside her while she woke up. “Happy Anniversary.” He kissed her cheek, and ran his hand over her red hair.