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Peter Molyneux made fantastic games 18 years ago and spent the money reinventing overhype as a performance art. … His game Godus raised over three-quarters of a million dollars by promising a modern Populous with a shared persistent world, multiple-platform support, multiplayer co-operative modes, and a “regenesis of the god game.” Thirty months and $800,000 later, Godus’ status is “almost none of that stuff and almost nobody working on it.” Most of the staff have been reassigned to a completely different game or switched to the freemium mobile version. That’s “freemium” as in “this game charges you money to get things, but thanks for the free half-million quid anyway.”

6 Early Access Games That Completely Screwed Customers

gifset: hayden christensen version of anakin in rotj

me:  👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

  • january:what am I going to be for halloween
  • february:fuck what am I going to be for halloween
  • march:fuck what am I going to be for halloween
  • april:fuck what am I going to be for halloween
  • may:fuck what am I going to be for halloween
  • june:fuck what am I going to be for halloween
  • july:fuck what am I going to be for halloween
  • august:FUCK WHAT AM I GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN
  • september:shit what am I going to be for halloween
  • october:fuck
  • november:what am I going to be for halloween next year
  • december:what am I going to be for halloween next year

This is Gilligan, Ginger’s “sister” octopus. (They were caught together as TINY juveniles and named before they could be sexed. I think Gilligan is a cute name for a female!) She, like other GPOs I’ve worked with, does this head bob dance with me sometimes. I think it’s either a signal or a visual ranging behavior. (Working on that!)