to war with trolls

a brief thought on ROTJ

Listen, there is an approximately 0% chance that Luke Skywalker doesn’t speak Huttese. He is fluent in Huttese, and probably in multiple dialects. He was beyond any doubt perfectly capable of communicating with Jabba the Hutt directly, in Jabba’s own language.

But he doesn’t. He insistently uses Basic when talking to Jabba, and he makes Threepio translate Jabba’s words before he replies. He acts for all the world as if he needs the translation.

Which he doesn’t. And Jabba must know damn well that he doesn’t. Because he introduced himself as Luke Skywalker, and that’s an unmistakably Tatooine name (and a slave name, at that).

Conclusion: Literally every word Luke Skywalker speaks throughout his interaction with Jabba if a veiled “fuck you.” Every single word.

Peter: Is Bucky your real name?

Bucky: Yes.

Peter: Do you like it?

Bucky: It’s fine.

Peter: Would you rather be named Bill?

Bucky: No.

Peter: Frank?

Bucky: No.

Peter: Mike?

Bucky: No.

Peter: Bob?

Bucky: No.

Peter: Ed?

Bucky: [turns to Tony] Does this belong to you?

Tony: Pete, you want a snowcone?

Peter: Yes, will you get me a snowcone?

Bucky: Absolutely. Go stand in the middle of the street and wait for me, I’ll be right back.

the signs and their favorite movie from 2016
  • Aries: Finding Dory
  • Taurus: Ghostbusters
  • Gemini: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Cancer: Suicide Squad
  • Leo: Star Trek Beyond
  • Virgo: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
  • Libra: Doctor Strange
  • Scorpio: Moana
  • Sagittarius: Deadpool
  • Capricorn: Zootopia
  • Aquarius: Captain America: Civil War
  • Pisces: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

BE ON THE LOOK OUT

Someone named  Lukasz Czekajewski appears to be trolling Star Wars: The Last Jedi content and issuing DMCA takedown notices in his own name. I have no idea what the hell this is about. The post in question was a gif of the moment when Poe reunites with BB-8. Is this why there’s so little Last Jedi content on my dash? 

Also, since when were gifs banned on Tumblr?!?! I thought the DMCA notices on this thing were used for art-reposts and the like. Gifs are really not ok on Tumblr anymore?!

anonymous asked:

So when will Star Wars fandom stop defending Lando the traitor/Imperial sympathizer? He's worse than Hux.

I mean Lando Calrissian, fashion icon, is certainly worse at being an imperial/FO sympathizer than Huuurk, given that Lando single-handedly blew up the second Death Star while Fux merely lost Starkiller Base through incompetence. Lando is worse at being a traitor too, since he risked his life to save the man he was forced to hand over to Vader, while Hiccup colluded in the cold-blooded murder of his own father.

So you got me there, anon. Lando Calrissian, fashion icon, is definitely worse at being a fascist and traitor than Armpit Tux. But then again hardly anyone can beat Greasy Ginger Weasel, Jr. at being a shitstain on humanity, so what can you do.