to the texts that i'm getting anymore

  • Draco: So what are you thinking about, Blaise?
  • Blaise: Well it's near the holidays, which means I have to go home and watch my mother get on with husband number who knows anymore, and of course she's going to be all on me for-
  • Draco: Cool, so anyway. Have you heard that Potter's staying for the holidays again? I'm thinking-
  • Blaise: *turns to Theo* He's talking about Potter again.
  • Theo: *rolls his eyes* Honestly, what else did you expect?
  • jongup: junhong, i’m so happy i could kiss you!
  • junhong: [laughs in nervous bisexual] uhhh... neat!
  • [later that night]
  • junhong: [lying face down on his bed] i can’t believe i said "neat", youngjae. "neat." nobody says neat anymore! it’s the goddamn 21st century! it’s not neat to say neat, but i said it anyway because i'm a huge loser!
  • youngjae: [idly turns magazine page] hey, don’t beat yourself up. everyone gets nervous sometimes. remember what happened when daehyun confessed to me?
  • junhong: didn’t you like, thank him?
  • youngjae: [closes magazine to stare at the ceiling] i thanked him.

it’s just suspicious how dan and phil share their lives so much. look at each other like they’re in love. live together for 6 years. move into 3 houses together. have so many inside jokes. bicker over domestic shit. flirt all the time. have a channel a tour and two books together. know so many people ship them. go on family vacations together. hang out almost exclusively with couples. share their lives so much. are spoken of a single unit. depend on each other. get sad after being apart for a few days. don’t refute shippers anymore. celebrate birthdays and holidays together. get each other cute gifts that are actually meant for themselves. plan a future together with a dog and forever home. have done a lot of this stuff for like 8 years now. share their lives so much. and the only evidence they’re not in love is things they said a long time ago in large part in response to circumstance. it’s just suspicious.

Things are getting really nasty in this fandom in just THREE DAYS! I’m pretty sure so many homophobic people gave Isak a chance last season, to “understand him better,” so why can’t the same people do the same thing to Sana?? Are y'all really that close-minded? If you’re really butt hurt about having a Muslim main character, maybe it’s about time to realize that you’re a part of the problem in this society. That this is why Julie chose Sana to be the main for this season! The whole point of each season is to show us the everyday struggles through some teenager’s POV… if you’re gonna sit there and complain about not understanding Muslims, women especially, because there aren’t that many around you, then why are you complaining about Sana?? The perfect chance for you to understand our religion and how we feel on the daily?

anonymous asked:

I wish you would write a fic with an inappropriately timed confession

Thanks for the prompt Anon! This probably isn’t what you were thinking though…


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Katniss dabs on a little lip gloss, scrutinizing herself in the mirror before nodding just slightly. He’ll be here any minute, and for once she wants to look her best.

After weeks of waffling, she’s going to tell him. Tonight. Him being Peeta, her best friend and sometimes friend with benefits.

For years they’ve been inseparable. And though he’s hinted from time to time that he wants more, she’s always kept him at arm’s length, afraid of committing herself to the kind of love that can only bring heartbreak. But now she’s ready, and she’s going to tell him tonight.

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I’m at my parents visiting right now and my mom said to me that I can’t go out without makeup because my dark circles and complexion (I have a similar complexion to gal gadot)  make me look like I’m sick. Ok, just when I was feeling more comfortable without makeup she goes and says this to me. ugh why. 

a masterlist of prompts and sentence starters
  • ☂: our muses get caught in the rain outside without an umbrella
  • ★: our muses stargaze together
  • ✈: your muse is going away for a time and says goodbye to my muse or vice versa
  • ❤: one of our muses says the first "i love you" to the other
  • ✿: your muse asks my muse to dance with them or vice versa
  • ☤: my muse visits your muse at the hospital
  • ☢: your muse tells my muse that they need to break up
  • ☯: our muses have their first kiss
  • ❅: our muses have a snowball fight
  • ☠: my muse visits your muse's grave
  • ▲: how our muses first met
  • ➳: how one of our muses asked the other on a first date
  • ✌: our muses' wedding
  • ⌚: my muse proposes to your muse or vice versa
  • "Please don't leave me."
  • "I don't want to lose you, okay?"
  • "Because I love you!"
  • "And I thought I could trust you."
  • "I can't believe you forgot."
  • "What did you do this time?"
  • "We're going to get caught!"
  • "Kiss me."
  • "I'm sorry, I screwed up."
  • "I might be drunk."
  • "You look beautiful."
  • "That smirk is annoyingly hard to ignore."
  • "Stop staring at me!"
  • "Please go away, you can't see me like this."
  • "Come on, dance with me."
  • "I need you. I need us."
  • "You can't just lead me on like that!"
  • "I can't do this anymore."
  • "Oh, I'm nothing special."
  • "Just don't forget me, okay?"
  • "You have to let me go."
  • "We'll get through this together."
  • "You're not alone, you know."
  • "Shut up! I hate you!"
  • "I wish this could last forever."
  • "Maybe I was right in thinking that I should never have even fallen in love with you."
  • "What would the world be like without you?"
  • "Why do you like me so much?"
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Shit, what did I do?"
  • [text]: Fuck you.
  • [text]: Where are you?
  • [text]: I'm sick.
  • [text]: I love you.
  • [text]: I wish I could be with you right now.
  • [text]: I'm at your door.
  • [text]: Is that all you care about?
  • [text]: Please stop talking about her/him.
  • [text]: Just come over, watch a movie, and cuddle with me.
  • [text]: Don't even start.
  • [text]: Is that all I am to you?
  • [text]: Help me.
  • [text]: Wait, what happened?
  • [text]: I can't go to sleep because you're on my mind.
  • [text]: I miss you.
  • [text]: Good night.
  • [text]: Stop leaving me voicemails, I'm not going to forgive you.
  • [text]: Tell me you didn't forget.
  • [text]: I've had such a bad day.
  • [text]: Don't talk to me ever again.
  • [text]: I have nothing if I don't have you.
  • [text]: After all we've been through, you can't leave me... please.
  • [text]: Breaking up over a text? You've stooped that low?
  • [text]: Can you stop ignoring me for a second?
  • [text]: Sometimes I worry that you won't know how much I love you.
Diakko headcanon stuff

- late night broom flights. Akko clinging to Diana because she can’t fly herself and is terrified to fall again due to past experiences

- They go out on a pizza date. Akko orders two large pizzas. Diana questions it because she said two personal pans would be fine. “Any pizza is a personal pan if you try hard enough” Akko would probably tell her while having a slice in her face.

- When the witch parade is back. They stay back late to throw tomatoes at each other and then sit together and laugh for hours

- Diana is upset by Akko doing something dumb in class again for not taking anything seriously. Akko stands outside her door with a flute trying to sing her a song of love. Bonus. Hannah and Barbara are begging Diana to make her terrible singing stop, and just got kiss your girlfriend and say it’s fine.

- Diana loves to help bandage up Akko after any magical experience that leaves her cuts and bruises. Diana is like her personal nurse, that can kiss the wounds to make them feel better

- pt. 2 of Diana nurse. If it has been a hella long time since Dianna has kissed Akko or anything. Akko will try to fly just so Diana can nurse her back to health

- Diana likes to try using pick up lines on Akko.

- Hannah and Barbara are probably on the sidelines laughing at Diana’s attempts to use pickup lines on Akko.

- Akko is dense and doesn’t know that Diana is doing this whole pickup line crap on her, till later in her own room and her bunk mates explain to Akko.

- Akko likes to use magic and turn herself into a bunny and lay in Diana’s lap as she pets her.

- Diana gets sick a lot due to always studying and never getting proper sleep habits/eating habits too. Akko likes to cuddle her in bed to make Diana feel better

- Akko also gets sick from cuddling her girlfriend, and Hannah and Barbara take care if both of them. They are scolding the couple for sharing germs

- Diana likes watching scary movies with Akko. Akko clings to her the whole time. She’s doesn’t like scary movies

- Diana loves to listen to Akko talk about Shiny Chariot for hours

- Diana gets a pet fish and names it Akko.

- Akko doesn’t know about said fish. If she did, Diana would lie and say it’s name is luna or something school name related. Akko things that’s cute but also kind of lame of her gf

- When they go out on game arcade date I’m the human world, Akko DESTROYS Diana in DanceDance revolution.

- Akko gets the jelly bean bamboozled candy, and they play till someone pukes. Usually no one does, and they suffer for hours.

-sucy loves watching the two play this game :^)

- summer rolls around and they all go swimming. Diana doesn’t know how to swim and Akko teaches her

- Diana only loves summer because she gets to see her gf wear cute af clothes

- Akko sometimes wears summer dresses for Diana

These are a few of my headcanons that I came up with for Diakko. If anyone has anymore, feel free to add to this

  • Daesung: I love panic at the discount
  • Youngbae: lol I write sins not shopping discounts
  • Jiyong: stop it
  • Seungri: oh. Well imagine.
  • Seunghyun: as I'm pacing the aisles in a small corner store.
  • Seungri: and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
  • Seunghyun: "What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon." Says a patron to a stocker.
  • Seungri: and yes, but what a shame. What a shame, we're not getting in anymore.
  • Jiyong: THAT IS ENOUGH
Rom-Com Starter List
  • Friendship:
  • "I'm not washing vomit out of your hair again."
  • "Who do I need to punch?"
  • "Don't worry, I covered for you."
  • "You're seriously going out in that?"
  • "I don't think one bottle is going to be enough."
  • "Oh my god! My eyes!"
  • "You started dancing in the middle of the street and you expected me to join in..."
  • "I can't believe he/she/they did that to you!"
  • "How do you suck so badly at this?"
  • "A toast! To the best friend in the universe."
  • Romance:
  • "I was trying to be sexy!"
  • "Are those for me?"
  • "Tonight was...perfect."
  • "You can't just kiss someone like that!"
  • "How do you even do that with your tongue?"
  • "I can't believe your Mom/Dad just walked in on that..."
  • "When I was a kid, I used to dream about meeting someone like you."
  • "Are you asking me out?"
  • "Is that a phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
  • "I'm so sorry! I swear I don't usually vomit all over my dates."
  • "Did you just say that you love me?"
  • Enemies:
  • "Oh, you're going down."
  • "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
  • "I can't believe that I ever thought you were a decent human being."
  • "Is that the best you can do."
  • "Oh no, you look great in that. My Grandma/Grandpa has something like that back home."
  • "If you take one more step..."
  • "How could you do that to me?!"
  • "I'm not apologizing."
  • "I can't do this anymore. I just can't."
  • "I don't hate you. That takes way too much energy."
  • "Go fuck yourself."
  • Texts:
  • [Text] Help. Stuck in the elevator with that creep again.
  • [Text] Fuck, don't tease me like that.
  • [Text] You want me.
  • [Text] Where did you go?
  • [Text] Date boring as hell. Save me!
  • [Text] You suck!
  • [Text] Might be a little late...cover for me?
  • [Text] How did you even get this number?
  • [Text] We're having a movie night. Bring ice cream and booze.
  • [Text] I fell asleep in the middle of him/her fucking me. Do not think they want to see me again.
  • [Text] What is wrong with you?

So… Splatoon 2nd Anniversary is right here.

I did’t get the game on Day 1 because I thought it wasn’t for me. I mean, shooter game? Online multiplayer? Nothing of that interested me that much back then. But the visuals and style of the game were amazing, so I quickly got interested anyway. Also, some friends I trust told me the game was lots of fun and easy to learn. That was one part of the reason why I bought the game.

But some other very relevant things that influenced me into getting the game were some very early arts of a very cute inkling couple created by @tamarinfrog​ / @cafe-cardamari​ . Everyone knows I like romance and fluff a lot, so I enjoyed very much the idea that squids could be shippable, haha!

If Clementine and Whinter are to blame for me getting into this new game and fandom that brings me joys and challenges every day, I thought it was only fair for me to draw those two today.

Those two characters never stopped evolving since they were created, and one day, by the will of their creator, they will live new adventures outside Splatoon. And I will love them regardless of the universe.

… and now, if you excuse me, I’m going to sleep because, well, it’s almost 6 AM… oops.

Getting texts from Joker before and after running away (Mission gone Wrong!)
  • (Before running away)
  • ♥️Y/n: I didn't mean too! I didn't expect Robin to sneak up behind me like that!
  • 🃏Joker: You stupid Bitch! You're a fucking assassin! How the FUCK do you not know when there's a person behind you?
  • ♥️Y/n: Don't Fucking blame this on me J! Your guys are the ones who actually messed this up! How the fuck did they not see someone coming right in front of them? Are they blind?
  • 🃏Joker: You're just saying this because it's on text! If you have the guts, say these shits in front of my face!
  • ♥️Y/n: FUCK OFF!
  • ♥️Y/n: You fucking broccoli looking face! IM NOT FUCKING STAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE! FUCKING PHYCHO!Can't even kill the bat when he's right in front of you but can act tough when he's gone!
  • 🃏Joker: You know what! Stay at my penthouse! I wanna see you! I'm sorry for putting so much pressure on you and calling you a bitch! It wasn't you, it was my guys who messed up!
  • ♥️Y/n: It's okay! I'll wait for you!
  • (After running away)
  • ♥️Y/n: YOU STUPID IDIOT! You think I'm gonna stay and watch you kill me? That's bullshit! And I thought you were smart enough to catch onto what I was saying.
  • 🃏Joker: Oh you messed with the wrong person doll! I'm not the one ANYONE including YOU should mess with. I will find you and make you pay!
  • ♥️Y/n: Pay for what? For your gas? Fuck that shit I'm outta here! You ain't gonna find me because I'm not even in the same country as you!
  • (You are in fact in the same STATE as him!)
  • 🃏Joker: Babygirl! You know daddy is sorry for what he did to you! Why don't you come back and play with him! After all, I'm the only one who can please you!
  • ♥️Y/n: Fuck you asshole! Although I hate you, I would still love to Fuck you but looking into the future, it doesn't look like I'm with you anymore!
  • 🃏Joker: I'm gonna find you, and make you mine after punishing you!
  • ♥️Y/n: I'm not fucking Harley to stick around with you after all the abuse! You can't find me! Until then, peace out Joker!
  • (No hate to Harley Quinn❤️💙)
  • 🃏Joker: See you soon Babygirl!

i can’t go to bed because i’m stressed out over whether adam gets enough sleep in college like. he’s been running on 3-5 hours for 4 years or something!! what if he doesn’t remember how to get a full 8 anymore???? help him!!!