to mock

“TRIGGERED!!!!!” jokes are hilarious! Mocking trauma, mental illnesses and/or disorders, things along the lines of panic attacks, and slow burning pain is a wholesome and pure humor style

((If anyone reading this has problems with detecting sarcasm, this post is very sarcastic))

Dance with me

(Sebastian Stan x Reader)
Thank you anonymous requester!

Summary:
You and Sebastian are arguing and he suddenly puts on music and slow dances with you.

Warnings: Language, fluff.

“You sound just like my ex right now.” Sebastian scoffed.

“Excuse me?” You asked, voice full of anger.

You and Sebastian had been arguing about who should do this dishes, when it took a turn for the worst.

“I do everything around here.” He mocked in a high pitched tone, imitating you.

“And you’re telling me I sound like your fucking ex because of that?” You yelled, throwing your hands in the air in frustration.

“You know what, forget about it, I’ll do the dishes.” He sighed in defeat.

“Oh no, this is not over.” You retort.

“Holy Shit Y/n, just get over it okay?” He demanded, having no sympathy for what he just said to you as he walked into the kitchen.

“Just get over it? Sure, yeah no big deal. Don’t even say sorry, it’s not like what you said hurt me or anything.” You respond sarcastically, yelling at him from the living room with a lump forming in your throat.

Sure it was a stupid reason to get upset, but being told you’re like your significant other’s ex is one of the worst things they could possibly say. They broke up with their previous lover for a reason, and saying this could indicate that the current relationship wasn’t going to last. You and Seb didn’t fight much, making this another reason why the argument was making you so upset. When Sebastian heard your voice break he knew he had really screwed up.

“Y/n, Doll I’m sorry.” He cooed, making his way back into your arms.

You pushed him off of you and inconspicuously tried to wipe the tears streaming down your rosy cheeks.

“I didn’t mean it.” He whispered from behind you

“Then why did you say it?” You cried, giving up and allowing him to pull you into an embrace.

“Because I’m an idiot.” He stated, stroking your hair.

“Well you’re not wrong.” Your muffled laugh vibrated, face still buried in his chest.

“I’m sorry.” He let go of you and walked over to the old record player.

“What are you doing?” You inquired as he placed ‘I don’t want to miss a thing’ by Aerosmith on the player.

The music started playing and he walked over to you with an outstretched hand, “May I have this dance?”

You didn’t reply, you simply grabbed his hand and allowed him to lead you.

“I love you Y/n.” He said softly with his chin resting on the top of your head.

“I love you too.”

Things we’ve got from the Billboard BTS Live Q&A
  • Translator rapmon back at it again
  • J HOPE ‘S ENERGY FROM THE START MMMM
  • BTS all being v ????? when RM spoke in english its so cute
  • BTS hearing their achievements firsthand :’)
  • JK dancing when the interviewer said “peRFORM!”
  • Them lookING FINE AS HELL YES BAES 
  • RapMOn’s 3 sec DRake cover
  • jIN’S 3 SECOND CHRIS BROWN COVER and jimin laughing so adorably 
  • J-Hope’s shopping dance HAHAH
  • taEHYUNG JOINING THE SHOPPING DANCE LOL
  • Honestly hobi is their energy, he’s cpnsta ntly making them laugh/ getting them hyped <3
  • hobi’s WORK WORK RIHANNA DANCE
  • J Hope’s DANCING when they said he was the best dancer WAS LIT
  • suga’s “JHOOOOOOPPPPEEE”
  • Love how they go “jAY KAY” for JK instead of JUng Kook
  • “raP MOnSTer, DAnce MoNstER, voCAL MonSTER SHOPPING MONSTER!” 
  • JK being so giggy its so cute
  • JIn mocking Suga HAHAHHA
  • Jimin being put on the spot to answer a qn my bby :’)
  • tHEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD THEYRE IN THEIR NOT TODAY OUTFIT

bless up im up at 4.45 in the morning im living rn

anonymous asked:

"How can someone so angry be so small?"

“Don’t let him hear you say that. You know his height is a touchy subject.”

Jason scowls at you. “The demon is a child, babe. A CHILD. He’s allowed to be short.”

“Doesn’t mean he accepts it,” you snort, shaking your head slightly. “And furthermore, since when has Damian been classified as a normal child? I’m sure he could’ve kicked my ass at three years old.”

“Don’t let him hear you say that,” he repeats, mocking your tone. “You’ll just feed his already huge ego.”

“Don’t be an ass, Jay.”

“How is that being an ass?! I’m literally stating a fact.”

anonymous asked:

Okay, am I hallucinating or something or am I right? Did Yoongi try to mock copy Tae's answer of 'Steaky. I love it' in the iHeartRadio interview when Tae said it in another interview a year ago? I mean, the expressions and lines were exactly the same.

from this vid? i guess it’s possible lolll

i get bullied by people at school because i “act weird” and because i spend a lot of time by myself and because i get really excited over my interests or if i’m interested in class and because i have mood swings and fidget and etc etc. I basically get mocked for every adhd symptom i show and it’s sad to me that from what i’ve seen a large majority of kids my age with adhd can say the same thing. it’s so unfair i wish people were kinder. i wish i wasn’t like this

Hi :) I’m Alice, I’ve just joined the community of studying on Tumblr! I have been wanting to start my own productivity streak and here I am.
I am a year 10 GCSE student who used to live in France but I moved over to England four years ago. I study:
*Spanish
*Computer Science (BTEC)
*Business Studies & Development (BTEC)
*History (courses include America in the 19th century, Medicine through time, Germany during WW2, Norman conquest)
*English Language & Literature
*General Maths
*Sciences (physics, chemistry & biology)

I have mock exams in all my subjects in about a month’s time so I revised some of my history today, specifically the problems & solutions to the homesteaders.

Finally, I was listening to the Sherlock season 3 soundtrack 🎧

Tagging my favourite blogs who have inspired me to do this 😊
@studytwice @studivation
@studybuzz @study-desk @studying-hard @studyingstudent @motivayytion @motivateyourselfeachandeveryday @motivationsforlife

draganchitsa  asked:

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers (◠‿◠✿)

@cosmonauthill sent me this too, and I’m finally going to list em:

  1. My mock post-ADWD Jon chapter
  2. Rhaegar wanted a daughter, but she prayed for a son
  3. How do you tell a boy that there’s a ghost hanging around his shoulders?
  4. “I could kill a man if I wanted to.”
  5. 14 years later, Lyanna meets her son again.

I just finished reading As Bright as the stars by @zombolouge and OMG IT WAS SO GOOD EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ IT!!! (Yeah, i know im like 10 years late on the mysme train) Anyways, I loved it so much that I made a quick mock cover for it (lol clean line art what is that). Would be cool to make into a graphic novel just for fun!

ugh I’ve become all mouthy on here these days…. BUT….

just to clarify (and in response to the outraged anon); i love it when people riff on a post by adding their views, creating discourses and analysis, pics, gifs whatever. it’s tumblr. it’s what it does :-)

but adding comments that attack or mock the OP or the subject, or clearly state an opposing view to the post’s intent. or (here’s the murky one) use a post to highlight your own fandom agenda that is clearly not the focus of the original post. yeah in my view that’s a dick move. pls make your own post rather than hijacking someone else’s.

obv that’s my own view on a relatively grey area.

anonymous asked:

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JOTAKAK IS MY LIFEBLOOD DOn’t MOCK ME

anonymous asked:

the joke isnt that those identities exist, its that they are all fancy ways to say "straight people"

no shit, sherlock. it’s not a “joke” I agree with or appreciate, especially when a tremendous chunk of it is founded on mocking “identities” which were blatantly invented to make fun of a-spec ppl to begin with.

idjitmonkey  asked:

Drabble prooommmpt! "This is why we can't have nice things." aaaaaand... *tilts head* Dean/Reader for the pairing!

Your daughter stumbled across the room tracing her fingers on the walls, her pigtails swinging. You smiled, holding up your phone and sending a feed to Dean on the other side. 

“She’s having fun with her walking freedom,” You said, spinning it to face you again. Dean’s eyes were shining, his eyes crinkled at the corners. 

“That she is. I can’t wait until I get back and can show her a few hunting moves,” He joked and you laughed, nodding your head in a mock-seriousness. 

“You go with that.” You called as you heard something break. Looking up, you saw a vase shattered on the ground. Your daughter’s face was screwed up, her chin trembling. Heart bottoming out you went to scoop her up, rock her in your arms. 

“This is why we can’t have nice things,” Dean quipped from the phone and you shushed him. “We live in an ancient bunker my grandmother’s vase can take a beating.”

She was soft in your arms, burying her little nose into your collarbone. You could feel her slick tears running down your shirt. 

“It’s okay honey, it’s just a vase. You hurt anywhere?” You asked, pulling her away from your chest to look her over. 

“’m s‘rry,” She wailed and you poked her nose. 

“I know sweetie, I know.” You went over to the bed, propping your phone onto a pillow.

“It’s just a vase, right Dean?”

“Just a vase!” He agreed and kissed the phone. “Nothing’s ever gonna make us too angry to love you, got it?”

Your daughter’s tears dried up at that and she gripped the phone to her face. One giant green eye and a dozen freckles spilling onto the screen. 

“’kay Daddy. Love you,” She gurbled. 

You smiled, watching your husband and your daughter, your family, comfort each other. You could ask for nothing more.