*Felix, steaming PUBG*
*reads the chat*
Felix: Jack is gay, two dollars.
Felix: I agree.
*concentrates on the game*
Felix: We were hanging out with Jack yesterday and he gets recognized all the fucking time because of his stupid green hair.
*a short pause*
Felix: I hope you’re listening Jack, I hope you are.
Felix: Wear a hat next time.
Felix: He’s so nice.
Felix: Always approaching everyone “Top of the morning to ya, you want a picture? Let me take a picture with you, I would love- it would be my honor..”
Felix: and I’m like “i’m just gonna go here right now…..”