to many drinks

Professor Atley has a favourite spot in Annie’s to do all of her marking 

  • the baristas always keep the syrup and fancy salt stocked so she can have her favourite salted caramel drinks all year round 
  • there are perks to being tenured (the cookies she regularly brings for them help her cause too)

Hannibal getting a check-up

Doctor: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
Hannibal: One
Doctor: That’s it? Just one drink?
Hannibal: One shelf.
Doctor: Do you exercise?
Hannibal: Yes. Lovemakin’
Doctor: Allergies?
Hannibal: Cowardice and weak-willed men. And hazelnuts.
Doctor: Sexual history?
Hannibal: Epic and private.

anonymous asked:

Can I get some prerelease blessings? I just payed for 5 events like an absolute madwoman, and hoo boy I am going to be tired at work Sunday night. Many an energy drink will be consumed to keep me vertical. No idea if I will be cognitive.

May you have the stamina to kick ass in all your events! ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

drowning in your smile

Originally posted by mrkwonandmrchoibabygirl

Title: drowning in your smile
Pairing: Choi Seunghyun/Reader
Summary: If Seunghyun was a bad case when he was drunk, then he couldn’t help but wonder how his girlfriend was when she had too many drinks…
Note: This is a continuation of thisscenario. Please read that beforehand.

The moment she hears the sound of her ringtone over her desk she feels the need to throw her phone to the ground, but the sound was pleasantly needed in said lonely night. Her eyes felt tired, as if they needed to spill tears that weren’t necessary and the bottle on her hand was moving as she gave another sip of the drink, but the bitter taste of alcohol was one that she did not enjoy at all, yet, her head told her that maybe –and just maybe- if she became like everyone else then her loneliness was going to be long gone. Her fingers are playing with the edge of the big button up that belonged to Seunghyun that was placed over her body and she could see one of her favorite actress’ movies on the screen that was in front of her. The cause of her sadness wasn’t nothing more than the fact that she felt unneeded, like how her boss seemed to take her out of her spot just because he wanted to, like her family that was so much more in love with everyone else because they were more outgoing or more educated, just like her friends don’t like to hang around with her anymore because she has changed and the excuse is the worst that she has heard in her whole life. Seunghyun, on the other hand, had been too busy with work to even lay his eyes on her and it’s stupid…it’s so idiotic of her.

She takes another sip of the bottle of beer and she wondered if her life was supposed to be this way at 02:46AM, but it seemed like it was how her destiny looked like. She needed attention, as bluntly said as that was and how egoistic it sounded, she needed the feel of someone’s arms wrapping around her shoulder from time to time to ask her how she was doing but she was easily replaced without any more thoughts. Her fingers reach for the screen and she sees the picture she had of Seunghyun, one where he was hugging his mother tightly in one of the many trips that the three took together because seriously, she loved her mother in law. Her mind is busy creating ideas of Seunghyun even forgetting about her for she hadn’t noticed her fingers pressing the green button that made Seunghyun sigh out in relief before he started talking.

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Please remember that today Jin is ALSO graduating.  He’s graduating from having to wake up at ass o’clock in the morning to drive a grumpy, half-asleep Kookie to school.  

hey kit, i have news: you have a crush af
  • “He looked at the boy with the knife to his throat, the boy whose black eyelashes feathered down against his cheekbones as he glanced away from Kit, and he felt something like a shock of recognition pass through him. He thought, How beautiful.”
  • “Ty raised his head. Kit got a quick flash of the color of his eyes: true gray, that gray that was almost silver.”
  • “Ty smiled. It was a genuine, light-up-your-face-type smile, and it made Kit remember the first time he’d met Ty. Ty hadn’t been sitting on him then, but he had been holding a dagger to Kit’s throat. Kit had looked at him and forgotten the knife and thought, Beautiful.”
  • “Ty laughed. The salt air had tangled his arrow-straight black hair, and his eyes glowed like the moonlight on the water. Kit just stared, unable to think of anything else clever to say, as Ty gently placed the starfish back in its tide pool.”
  • “Ty climbed up onto the porch beside Kit and sat down. He smelled faintly of desert, sand and sage. Kit thought of the way he’d liked the sound of Ty’s voice: It was rare to hear someone get that kind of sincere pleasure out of simply sharing information.”
  • “Ty shook his head again. His black hair was sticking to his forehead. Kit frowned. He wanted to grab Ty and drag him out of the Market to somewhere it would be calm and quiet. He remembered Ty saying that he hated crowds, that the sheer noise and confusion was “like broken glass in my head.”
  • “Ty was leaning forward, his arms clasping his body tightly. Kit wanted to reach out, wanted to put his hands on Ty, wanted to tell him it would be all right, communicate it in a way that startled him.”
  • “He looked anxious, the shadows under his eyes more pronounced. Kit wanted to go across the table and put his arms around Ty the way he had the night before, on the roof. He felt intensely protective of the other boy, in a way that was strange and unnerving. He’d cared about people before, mostly his father, but he’d never wanted to protect them. He wanted to kill anyone who would try to hurt Ty. It was a very peculiar feeling.”
  • “Ty smiled, and despite everything that was happening, it made Kit want to smile, too.”
  • “He knew he ought to feel exhausted, but there was something about Ty’s energy, the brightness and concentration of his focus, that worked on Kit like caffeine. It woke him up inside with a sense of promise, as if the moments in front of him suddenly held endless possibilities.”
  • “Your whole family would miss you,” said Kit, “and I would miss you.”
Victor & Yuuri - Museum Guide

• Victor and Yuuri arrive at the museum to immediately grab champagne, say Kampai!, clink their glasses together and start drinking

Victor: A Grand Prix Final museum?
Yuuri: It looks so interesting. Brings back memories too. So much happened then…
Victor: (to the listener) Oh, hello, you must be a Yuuri fan!
Yuuri: Eh? Wouldn’t they be… a… Victor fan?

Victor: (all flirty) Will you come and join us?
Yuuri: EH?!
Victor: Ahahaha, sorry, Yuuri is saying he wants it to be just the two of us…
Yuuri: (panicking) Gimme another drink!!

• Upon seeing photos of himself in the Eros and Agape costumes, Victor reminisces about the Onsen on Ice event, and asks Yuuri why he chose the Eros costume. Yuuri, who is now a little drunk, explains that it’s the costume Victor wore the first time Yuuri saw him. He goes a bit fanboy, talking about how enthralled he was and how he thought, “there was absolutely no other choice. Having that costume, it was like a dream…”

• At that point, Victor asks Yuuri how many drinks he’s had. Yuuri answers, a bit slurred and in a Kyushu accent, that it is only his third

• …Yuuri gets even drunker and goes full on fanboy upon seeing, “A VICTOR AREA FULL OF ONLY VICTOR! ♡♡♡”

• Yuuri exclaims that he’s a GIANT Victor fan

• Yuuri asks the listener what they love about Victor, and then yells that he loves Victor even more than that, proceeding to brag about how he skated such a perfect copy of the Stammi Vicino performance to show just how much he loves Victor

• Yuuri yells about how Victor is “super eros” and shows off his “Victor Otaku Collection” with pride

• Yuuri: (shouting) VICTOR IS AMAAAAAAZING!!!

• Yuuri corrects Victor when he misidentifies one of his own costumes.

Victor: Ahh, how nostalgic, that’s my first senior skate…
Yuuri: No! That’s wrong! This was your gold medal win at the Juniors, come on! Even now, I can remember how amazing it was to watch!

• Yuuri has reached the point where he’s pretty much wasted…

Yuuri: I know everything about Victor, okay?! I love Victor so much! I even got a poodle because Victor had a poodle, and I named him Victor! Vicchan… Vicchan, I’m sorry (starts crying)

• Yuuri sees the giant Makkachin plush at the museum and cries even harder.

Yuuri: Vicchan, you’ve gotten so big… Vicchan… Vicchaaaan!!
Victor: Yuuri, that’s just a Makkachin statue…
Yuuri: I know that!
Victor: Yuuri, everyone is looking…
Yuuri: LET THEM LOOK!

• Yuuri calms down a little once they get to the Kiss & Cry, and mutters, “kiss, cry… cry, cry… kiss… kiiiiiisssss…”
(Someone please stop allowing Yuuri to drink so much in public)

• Victor talks about how sitting in the Kiss & Cry feels so much different as a coach than as a skater. He also says that the moment he saw Yuuri’s quad flip in the Finals was when he felt inspired to skate again, against Yuuri as a competitor

• Yuuri asks Victor if it is okay for him to eat katsudon now, and Victor says that of course they can have katsudon

• Guide ends with Victor and Yuuri thanking the listener and everyone who has supported their skating, because they would not be where they were without the fans…

katie mcgrath/supercorp fans, we need to have a tiny chat.

i’m assuming (hoping, mostly) that the majority of fans that are doing this are young, but yall really need to cool it a bit with trying to speculate and dig into katie’s personal life. she is obviously a very private person, if her lack of social media, and her stating as such in interviews is anything to go by. and apart from that, it’s just… incredibly rude? and weird. and a boundary that needs not to be pushed. (this goes for all actors/musicians/etc. fyi, holy shit! it’s not a new concept.)

like, it’s great that more people are becoming fans of hers! but ho boy, some of the stuff yall are saying and doing just isn’t cool. just, relax a little. leave her personal life alone. it’s not that hard.

also, this isn’t actually a problem like digging into her personal life is, but can yall just cool it with the kashy mcgra thing? it’s how her name is pronounced. just, relax.

You found a real world “Mug of Many Things.” Whenever you drink from it, what liquid you needed most was in it. Coffee for that boost in being awake, water for the parched, even a little liquor for killing cowardice. Today you taste something truly unexpected.

“Isn’t death supposed to be a wonderful adventure as well?”

“I think so.”

episode 78 (38:22-41:40)

Uncoiling All Of My Plans

Context: I dm a group of players in a heavily homebrewed game and we were coming to their characters end of the mission sequence so that they could make new characters and all of that. One of my friends used to play an elven bars that never really did much, but they always collected items that boosted charisma.

They make it to the cave entrance

Me: you come across a large cave entrance and-

Bard: I’m going to start drinking all of my charisma potions as we walk down.

Me: ok go ahead then.

Final fight rolls around:

Me: as you walk into the end of the cave, you are met by… the bones of ancient dragon. You see a woman riding atop the creature, staring down at you all.

Me as Boss: Leave here, retched creatures. You need not know the power that you try to best.

Me OOC: everyone roll initiative

The elven bard gets the highest initiative.

Bard: Why leave now when I’m struck by your everlasting beauty?

Bard OOC: and I say that to seduce her

Me OOC: I mean if you want to… roll everything plus those potions you’ve been drinking. How many of those did you have?

Bard: 287…

Me: *wideyed* what?

Bard: yeah… plus I have all my charisma gear… my whole armor set is dedicated to boosting my charisma…

After a solid minute or rolling all of his die

Bard: the final score comes down to… 363

Me: I still have to roll a check to see if she defeats that score…

*rolls Nat 1*

Me: YOU CHARISMATIC ELVEN SON OF A GNOMISH WHORE!!!!

Long story short, they married and had 8 children…

anonymous asked:

thoughts on trimberly?

Originally posted by plumkat

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saved by the bell meme [½ otps]: Zack & Lisa