you know what i really want? liefeld aesthetic dudes only without the homophobia. really buff Deeply Troubled warrior dudes rictor and shatterstar but also they hold hands. cigar-chomping, machine-gun-toting cable making out with 90s deadpool, who is ripped beyond all sense of anatomical reason, but also wearing a pretty dress (which is covered in pouches).
me: luke s/kywalker has done nothing wrong, ever, in his life @neverthedark: [makes a post] me: KID!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE GONNA GET YOURSELF KILLED LIKE THAT HOW DARE YOU HURT US IN THIS WAY DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME [OTAMATONE COVER OF “MY HEART WILL GO ON” SCREAMS IN THE DISTANCE]