to lie for

I'M SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!

JUST WATCHED VOLTRON SEASON 2 AND I WAS NOT PREPARED!!!!!

SPACE DAD IS MISSING!

KEITH IS GALRA!

LANCE HAS A COW IN SPACE!

HUNK IS THE PUN MASTER!

PIDGE IS A CINNAMON ROLL!

SPACE MOM IS BADASS AF!

SPACE UNCLE HAD A MUSTACHE AS A TODDLER!

SHAY WAS THERE!

THACE QUIZNACKING DIED!

THERE IS A GALRA RESISTANCE!

HAGGAR IS ALTEAN!

KEITHS DAD IS HUMAN!

ZARKON HAS A SON?!

I need to lie down.

Do you have any idea how much I have seen this theory pop up again and again on Facebook lately?

Seriously my dudes it’s been confirmed by Monty (may he rest in peace) and Miles and Kerry that Taiyang is Ruby’s dad.

If qrow was Ruby’s dad then Yang and Ruby would not be half siblings in which they are. Like come on guys the only way for Ruby to be yang’s half sibling as well as qrow being her father is if Ruby had the same mother as Yang meaning Qrow and Raven would have had an incest relationship which is a massive bloody no.

“But Ruby has no resemblance to taiyang”

And? many children in the world don’t resemble their parent(s) at all. Take me for example I look nothing like my mother in any way. I look more like my dad (poor me). Hell Ruby doesn’t have to resemble Taiyang physically to be related. Hell she probably got her naivety from Taiyang. Who knows.

Now can this “qrow is Ruby’s dad” theory just die now that would be great.

Sister: *sees that all my friends are hanging out together on snap chat* 

Sister: *sends text* hey, why aren’t you with them?

Me: Season 2 of Voltron came out today