to hook it ya know


Previously on America’s Next Top Shadowhunter
When Jace discovers that the sandwich he left in the fridge has gone missing he starts accusing everyone in the house of eating it. Alec tries to cool him down. 

~jealous dex~

i have this idea that one time at a kegster, before they get together, dex sees nursey talking a redheaded girl from one of his classes, and like gets so jealous he literally walks up and takes nursey by the hand and pulls him out of the Haus in the middle of their conversation

and nursey is like, “ dude, what the hell?? that was so rude, we were talking about our poetry assignment”

and dex just sort of gently pushes him up against the side of the Haus and kisses him and they kiss and kiss and dex didnt even know he liked derek like that

they obviously arent dating, but dex is nursey’s only redhead, ya know?

like nursey’s hooked up with brunettes before and kind of dated this blond guy from the water polo team freshman year (who, by the way, is still trying to get back together with nursey) but dex is his redhead and it’s gonna stay that way

and anyway, they hook up and dex wakes up with an armful of Derek Malik Nurse and a hangover the size of Canada and he just Does Not have it in him to have a conversation where he shares his newfound feelings and gets turned down

so he gently untangles himself from Nursey and slips into his clothes from last night. there’s a text on his phone from bitty that just says breakfast? from ten minutes ago and dex could actually really go for some Bitty Advice™ so he texts back fifteen minutes? because he’s not showing up in last night’s clothes thank you v much

and he tries to sneak out and he thinks he’s in the clear when he reaches the door but then he hears the bed shift and Nursey’s says “still haven’t found your chill yet?” 

anonymous asked:

Hey Auntie Poison, ya got any hair dye or do ya know who can hook me up with some?

I ain’t got any spare, sorry, but as I say, Chow-Mein can get ya any color you can imagine.

P out x

anonymous asked:

So I saw that gif set you reblogged where David tells Hook he doesn't need advice from a pirate. Sure it was rude but it also isn't anything new ya know? So why is Hook so upset, he sulks off like he's been wounded.

But it is new? I mean, back in s3 when Hook was just starting to redeem himself, Charming called him pirate in an insulting way, but since then they have been through a lot (I mean Charming did to go hell for him) and they have evolved a beautiful friendship. They have long since moved past the days of David spitting out the word “pirate” in a disgusted tone and now David is throwing it back out there, so obviously Killian is going to be upset and disappointed by this fact, especially when he wants David’s blessing to marry Emma.

Black History: Josephine Baker

Josephine “Black Pearl/Bronze Venus/Creole Goddess” Baker (1906-1975) was fucking gorgeous. Just look at that smile. Good lawd. Sorry, got distracted. Anyway, Baker was the first black woman to star in a major motion picture (“Zouzou”) and the first to be a world famous entertainer. Not happy with merely breaking race barriers, Baker also took time out of her career of singing, dancing, and acting across France to fight some Nazis.

As a spy.

Quick sidebar: Roald Dahl (the dude who wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, The Big Friendly Giant, etc.) was also a spy during WWII.

Back to Josephine Baker

She used her fame and clout to help hook revolutionaries and refugees up with visas they needed to, ya know, get away from people who were trying to kill them. Baker would also do performances at strategic locations and deep in heavily occupied France as cover for espionage missions and would then hide the information she found on her person and rely on fame and charm to get through checkpoints unchecked.

Basically, she was that blonde chick from Inglorious Basterds

yeah, that one, except she never got caught and she did more than once both in France and North Africa. G shit.

Josephine Baker broke race barriers and fought Nazis as audaciously as possible, more than enough to be worth thanking and learning about, but she wasn’t done. Baker had a huge impact on the Civil Rights Movement, to the point that after MLK’s assassination, Coretta Scott King came to her and asked her to lead the movement next. (She declined after much deliberation because she didn’t want her 12 adopted kids to have to grow up without a mother). She used her popularity not just to fight Nazis (seriously, how kickass was that?) but also to fight for civil rights. Baker refused to perform for segregated audiences and by doing so she integrated entertainment. A Miami club once offered her $10,000 to do a segregated show. She turned it down and the club eventually gave in. She was so successful at this that it helped integrate shows in Las Vegas, which at the time was one of the most segregated cities in America.

Oh and remember the March on Washington?

The one Bayard Rustin

planned and organized? She was the only official female speaker there.

Oh and she had a pet cheetah named Chiquita.

Everything about that last sentence and that picture makes me happy.

Black history, black excellence.

Went to the salon to get my hair done yesterday. My hair dresser asked me if I’m into any new shows and then asked if I’d heard of “Once Upon a Time” b/c her daughter is apparently super into it and binge watched all 4 seasons recently and is all excited the show is back. So I tried to conceal the feels (LOL) and asked her who her favorite character is and she said…and I quote “Oh she loves them all but you know...that Captain Hook she never shuts up about.”


“Nah man…” Dean chuckled “Y/N is just a hook up, ya know. We have some fun, but really we’re just friends.” Dean smirked at his younger brother.

You were just about to enter the library when you heard them talking. At first you thought that it’d be something sweet, that Dean would finally let Sam know that there’s something more than just a friendship between you two.

“What?” you asked, stepping into the library and holding your emotions back. “So I’m just a hook up?”

Dean looked at you, shocked expression on his face. Clearly he didn’t expect you to hear that.

“Y/N… I..” he tried to find the right words, but you already turned around, tears collecting in the corners of your eyes.

“Fuck…” he muttered to himself before getting up and running after you. “Y/N! Y/N let me explain!” he called after you.

“Explain what, Dean? That there’s nothing going on here?” you shouted back. “Look, I understand. I just wish I’d know this earlier. And lower my hopes.”

You shut the door loudly and locked them, so Dean was stuck outside your room.

Dean pinched a bridge of his nose, trying to clear his head. He didn’t mean it, he didn’t mean any of it. He just wanted to avoid all the teasing for a little while longer. He didn’t mean to hurt you or to upset you.

“Baby just listen, please?” He leaned against the door, waiting for your response.

“Don’t call me ‘baby’, Dean. I’m just a hook up. I don’t need those cheesy names, right?” you told him, holding back your sobs.

There was no doubt Dean meant a lot to you. You had feelings for him for a while and in the last few weeks it really felt like he feels the same. But you were wrong and his words hurt like hell.

“I didn’t mean it, Y/N. Any of it. Let me in, please.”

You had no idea if it was because of his broken voice or because you just wanted to forgive him, but you unlocked the door and let him in.

Your eyes were already puffy from crying and you buried your face in the pillow when he opened the door.

He slowly walked to you while choosing the right words. 

“I’m sorry for what I said, baby. You’re not just a hook up. Hell, you could never be just a hook up. I wanted to avoid Sam’s teasing for a while longer, but now I see that it was a horrible idea.” Dean apologised. “I’m so sorry. I didn’t want to hurt you, I love you.”

Your eyes widened when you heard the last three words. You lifted your head, looking at him.

“Y-you what?” you asked. You didn’t expect to hear those words from him. Not so soon at least.

“I love you.” Dean smiled and kissed your tears away. “More than anything. Never forget that.”

You smiled at him, before pressing a kiss on his lips.

“I love you too, Dean.”

x /  requested

The most annoying thing about Regina and that sneak peek is that Robin is dead and she’s taking it out on Hook, but when Hook died Emma wasn’t all like ‘well since ya know Robin is still alive I totally want to kill him’. You know why? Because that would be stupid and wouldn’t of helped at all, so how on earth does it become okay for Regina to do this shit? 

I’m skimming through S4 and honestly this scene makes me laugh my goddamn ass off every single fucking time, because what the fuck

Emma and Hook start to hug, cause ya know, that’s what you do when you’re trying to reassure your boo that you aren’t going dark

And then Snowing start fucking talking, legitimately 3 feet away from both Henry AND Captain Swan, about shit no one is supposed to know. AND THEY TALK FOR 29 SECONDS??? WHAT? (NO HONESTLY IT’S 29 SECONDS EXACTLY I CHECKED) 

And then WIDE SHOT and Emma fucking looks into the camera like she’s on The Office like no joke who the fuck blocked this scene?? What idiot was like “Yes, this blocking makes perfect sense!” CS hugs for literally wAY too long and Snowing has no concept of discretion apparently. I literally cannot watch this scene without laughing my goddamn ass off, it’s so ridiculous