are you familiar with the feeling of
oh-my-holy-moly-my-life-is-a-complete-mess? me too fam. but now, it’s time for
change. It’s time to get our shit together and here are some tips to get
note : this is just a beginning guide; which only
includes 1/100 of the tips to get you life together. I’ll probably make a
part two if this is helpful?
1. do notprocrastinate.
sounds crazy? but honestly, just don’t. procrastination
leads to stress and anxiety and helps you lose your shit.
but, how do we not procrastinate?
get things done early. remember that sheet of paper your
professor gave around in class having the list of all the assignments to
be done that semester? yes, do that work months before if you have
do your homework the day it’s given. (no watching tv before you do)
study in the time you’re actually studying. don’t go on your
phone half the time. If you’re doing that, you may as well put your
productivity is basically when you do mechanical work (i.e. stuff which
doesn’t require much brainpower) to get into the real “productivity”
zone. it helps you brain prepare for the big task ahead. here are some
things to do -
make your bed
do the dishes/laundry
clean your room (i know it’s messy yo)
get your closet together
empty your inbox (be it gmail or tumblr)
do a smol workout?
make a to-do list/ organize you calendar
do a easiest or the most enjoyable task off your to-do list
3. plan, plan and plan
your planner/bullet journal should be your best friend. plan those
essays you got to write, that research paper you have to do, down to the
time you need to go out for dinner with friends. Plan. Every. Single.
Thing. I. Really. Mean. It.
+ and follow up with those plans!! you have already wasted a lot of time on
planning, you hAVE to follow up with that planning, right?
4. wake up early
why? waking up early gives you the
time to do things slowly and carefully so that you get it perfect in one
go and your life isn’t a complete disastrous mess.
x wakes up at 7 am every morning, goes for a short run to wake
herself up and comes back to have hearty breakfast of eggs, bacon,
slices of bread and a mug of steaming hot tea. she starts on her work
after that, doing it without stressing about it. Then, after a nice hot
bath and a delicious lunch, she goes out to a cafe to work on her
online classes and to hang out with her friends. coming back home, she does a quick
workout, takes a shower and heads off to make dinner. Having an
early dinner, she spends the remaining few hours relaxing, drafting blog
posts and spending time with her dog. at 10 pm everyday, she heads
off to her bed, looking forward to a glorious tomorrow.
..sounds like a fairy-tale, right? you can definitely live it though.
In general, your day should have the following stuff -
sufficient hours of work using which you can get all your work done
a healthy breakfast, lunch and dinner (yep, no skipping meals)
a workout, generally of 15 - 30 minutes at the least
interaction with people, like hanging out with friends or family
sufficient sleep and resting time (preferably 8 hours of sleep)
a fixed routine consisting of you waking and sleeping at fixed time
a ‘me’ time at some point of the day where you don’t worry about work or anything and focus on relaxing after a long day.
6. believing that coffee sucks
why? its basically a drug and if you need three cups of it just to get
started on work, you’re going to have a really hard time during finals.
Instead, get enough sleep so that you have enough energy to study
without being a coffee addict. or you can even swap coffee for water. (hey, you’ll be more hydrated!)
side note - a cup of coffee per day is okay though. I love coffee too
and I totally feel you but don’t overdose on it, okay love?
some extra things to know about -
have a companion to keep you accountable at the start.
do have a laid-back day once in a while, you’re human after all.
balance work and play. reward yourself for shit done.
keep track of your spending, earnings, investments, etc.
being a perfectionist. seriously, you dont need to rewrite all those
notes, trust me (comes from a
don’t stress yourself out. getting your shit together is a journey and not a result.
remember, change will come. yes, it will; but only if you take action. start now.
also, on a side note - and this might seem very ironic, but
sometimes you don’t have to have your shit together. life is always a
mess and trust me when I say this, no one - yes no one - has their
shit together and sometimes it’s worth it to lead a messy life
and enjoy it without having any fixed rules and regulations like you
would have if you wanted that perfect life. enjoy the life you lead and
stay wonderful, loves!
Costs at least a little:
• the movies - horror movies & cuddle, empty movie & kiss, etc
• zoo date
• coffee shop
• ice cream / fro yo
• restaurant dinner date
• Canoeing / kayaking (ex. there’s a place near my city called Fort Whyte you can do it, they have the boats)
• Attempt to learn how to rollerblade or skate together if only one of you knows how
• Go out to a group dinner w friends together
• Go to a cat cafe together & take pictures of her & the cats
• Hang out at a pool
• Go to an amusement park. Hug her and scream on roller coasters, share cotton candy, take scenic pictures of her & with her, kiss her on the top of the Ferris wheel 🎡
• Bake cookies together (free if you already have all of the ingredients)
• go to a bookstore and pick out a book for each other that means something / represents something about the other person
• thrift shop & pick something out for each other that you think they’ll like
• walk around a beautiful park talking & holding hands
• card & board games night
• the mall
• movie night at home
• cloud gazing / watch the sunset / star gazing & cuddle & chat ((stargayze, if you will))
• binge-watch Netflix and cuddle
• walk around parks AND play Pokemon go together (it’s no longer popular but you can still do it)
• sleepover & waking up/staying up to enjoy the sunrise together. Bonus points if you do so at a lake or if you find a bridge over a river to do to so
• drive down to the beach & spend a couple hours there just the two of you, swimming, photography, sand castles, etc
• Drive around town listening to music & talking
• Hang out at home, listen to music, make out, talk
• Go hiking together somewhere beautiful, or just for a walk
• Nap while spooning/cuddling
• Paint on each other’s backs/bodys
• Find a secluded nature spot & go on a picnic!
• If there’s a drive-in
• free day at the museum
• Go to an animal shelter that will let you & take pictures of her playing with a puppy or several
• Get a table at Olive Garden & chat & eat only the free unlimited soup, salad, & breadsticks. (If they would even give you any if you don’t order!)
• go to Pride together
• play loud music and dance and sing together
• serenade her
• run around the city (or bus, or drive, w/e) and practice photography using each other as subjects. Post the pictures
• paint together
• try to draw each other realistically
• walk your dog together
• blanket and/or pillow fort
• hang out at the Forks, river trail if not flooded
• walk around Assiniboine Forest in the fall. Or summer
• Park ideas: Assiniboine Park, Vimy Ridge park, Grants old mill park that one
• Fort Whyte
• Assiniboia Downs (has a cost)
one of the things I was most excited about when I got a drone was the ability to see some of my favourite places from a new angle. The very first night I was over at my favourite barn at sunset.
only thing is there is a massive hawk that likes to perch on the edge of the barn at sunset and look for dinner. I don’t want my drone to be dinner.
so I went back, and I went back, and I went back. four separate sunsets gambled (and mostly spent) on this place and when I rolled up last night there wasn’t a single hawk on the perch.
there were two.
I pulled in to turn around because I’m not going to purposely scare an animal out of it’s dinner hour just so you kids can see pretty pictures but a huge monster truck went by right then (i’ve never had anything good happen around one of those souped up pickup trucks till now) and they took off for deeper fields.
I flew for a single battery, getting some photos and video then heard them screeching around in nearby trees and packed it in.
Annon: Hi I don’t know if you can do a bill Skarsgard imagine like bill
brothers come to visit you two and you an bill have a little fun at
night😉😉and in the morning his brothers tease you both about how loud
you are and bill was defending you and yeah ejeje thank you!! “Smut”
@harleysgothamonline Hello, desperate fangirl here! Could you possibly do an imagine where
the reader and Bill get into a huge argument just having a screaming
match and they are both screaming and crying and she’s hitting his chest
out of anger, and then they both make up by kissing passionately and
cuddling. It’s okay if you want to pass on that idea, I promise I won’t
be butt hurt lol.
Warnings: Language, smut.
A/N: I hope you don’t mind that I mixed two request, I’ve changed the roles just a little. This is my firs time writting smut and I really sucks… sorry about that, I‘ve tried my best, sorry for my horrible english.
Pairing: Bill Skarsgard x Reader
Title: “You moan like a princess”
“Stop yelling, Y/N, my siblings are in the
next room” Bill whispered trying to stay calm despite his girlfriend still
yelling at him without reason
“I DON’T CARE THEY’RE IN HERE BILL” She
yelled furiously, feeling her heart beating faster against her chest
“Why are you so angry, Y/N? WHAT DID I DO
NOW?” he asked without understanding, twining his fingers in his hair, starting
to feel desperate.
“I SAW YOUR CELLPHONE” She confessed with
tears in her eyes “I SAW YOUR MESSAGES WITH THAT SLUT, BILL!” She felt the bitter tears begin to slide down
her red cheeks. Bill looked at her, he was furious, his girlfriend had been
snooping on his cellphone without permission
“WHY DID YOU CHECK MY PHONE, Y/N?” He asked
angrily, starting to yell too
“OH MY GOD! I JUST FOUND YOUR MESSAGES WITH
ANOTHER WOMAN AND YOU… Oh God , I CAN’T
BELIEVE IT, BILL!” She tried to look at him, but tears clouded her vision and
she felt how her heart break into a thousand pieces. Bill stayed quiet, looking
at who he believed was the love of his life, crying furiously in front of him
and he felt like the worst human being.
“I’m sorry” He whispered with a broken
voice, approaching her, trying to hold her, but she walks away
“YES, YOU SHOULD SORRY” She kept yelling,
not with anger but sadness
“Y/N, it’s not what you think, nothing ever
happened with her” He tried to hug her desperately and she hits him on the
“I’m not stupid, Bill” She hits him again trying
to get away from him, but he was holding her tight
“I know you’re not, Y/N, please” He begged with tears in his eyes “I love you”
“No, you don’t” She sobbed as he embraced
“Hey…” He whispered and takes her chin with
his fingertips “Look at me, my love” Y/N turned to see him, Oh God! She loved his
green eyes “You have to believe me, I
would never do anything to hurt you” He said more relaxed
“But I saw the messages, Bill, you can’t
He sighed heavily.
The truth was that in the last few months,
Bill had been planning his marriage proposal to Y/N, and his best friend had
agreed to help him with it, the messages really could be misunderstood because
they just talked about meeting in certain places to talk about it
“She was helping me to plan my marriage
proposal” he confesses in distress “Now it’s all ruined, but I don’t care
because I don’t want to lose you Y/N” he walked to the dressing table and take
the fake flowers from the clay vase, he reached into the vase and pulled out a
small black box.
He went back to Y/N and showed it to her
“It’s not as I had planned it, actually Gustaf and Alex were here to help me
with it but… damn it! You’d to be a psycho girlfriend, dear!” Y/N looked at him
in puzzlement, with one hand covering her mouth, feeling the stupidest woman on
the planet, she was trembling and couldn’t control it, Bill rested his forehead
on hers; she could feel his warm breath and breathe his favorite cologne that
she loved it so much, chamomile and mint, she looked into his eyes “be my wife”
he whispered opening the little box
“Oh my god”
“is it a yes?”
“Yes” She whispered almost inaudibly.
Bill took the ring and put it on her
finger. He kissed her, holding her tightly by the waist, but it wasn’t a
romantic kiss, it was one full of desire. It wouldn’t be the first time they
ended up having sex after an argument.
He was much taller than her, but Y/N
manages to take a small leap by wrapping her legs around his waist; Bill walked
with her and they lie down on the bed while still kissing
“Do you want to go out to dinner? Or do you
prefer to stay and kiss to see how this continues?” He said between kissed. Y/N
looked at him and responded with another kiss even more passionate than the
Her hands had begun to play with the
buttons of his shirt, unbuttoning them one by one until completely removed. She
loved to see him like that, she adored his milky skin and his Adam’s apple
moving every time is swallowed, she loved his dilated pupils giving a
special touch to the green of his eyes, and his velvet lips, Dear God.
Bill had taken her dress off along with her
dark bra, his kisses had begun to run down her neck and shoulder making her
gasp slightly, his velvet lips begging to fiddle with her left nipple making
her squirm under him and panting wildly, his right hand low up brushing the
thin fabric of her underwear, feeling as she began to get wet just for him, her
Y/N tried to control her hips, but she was
desperate to feel some friction, so she took his hand and guide him inside her
panties, he began to touch her gently
rubbing her clit, she struggled not to moan to loudly,
after all Bill’s brothers were in the next room. He slides his fingers inside her
and she twisted her neck letting exposed to him, he couldn’t miss the
opportunity to kiss it and suck it slightly causing it to form a small hickey
that would disappear soon.
He stopped touching her “What happened?” She
asked confused “Why did you stop?”
“It seems you aren’t enjoying what I’m
doing” He replied, whispering in her ear. His warm breath crashing against her
skin, excited her even more.
“Your brothers are in the other room, Bill”
“I thought you didn’t mind, sweetheart” He
tested her, lifted one eyebrow playfully as he licked her earlobe, making her
“Bill, please” she whispered
want you to scream my name” He slip another finger inside her and felt her
scratching his arm.
“Bill” she whispered breathlessly as he
began to move his fingers inside her, she moved her hips and moan against his
neck “more…” She begged him
“I can’t hear you, sweetie”
“Fuck me, Bill” She begged, biting his jaw
gently and arranging to unbuckle his belt and remove his trousers, touching his
prominent bulge, he groaned at her touch and without thinking twice she moved
her hand inside his boxers taking his erection.
“Shee-it, Y/N” He settled between her legs
and gently slide inside her as he kissed her hardly, he lets out a small groan
as she scratched his back in response, he started thrusting faster and harder
In a quick movement, Y/N was on top of him,
riding his cock and scratching his chest with every movement she made, Bill
held her by the waist to gain the most stimulation with each stroke. He loved
her, he loved her waist, her messy hair and her breasts moving to the beat of
She began to feel how the heat grew inside
her and her calves began to tingle, as it happened every time she was about to
reach an orgasm, she also felt how Bill’s muscles began to tense beneath her…
“Y/N” He groaned as he clutched her breasts and took her neck to draw her
closer to him and kiss her with passion finally thrusting their both into a
Y/N and Bill were in the kitchen making
breakfast, they heard footsteps and laughter in the hall, Gustaf and Alex
appeared and sat on the kitchen counter in front of both
“Good morning guys” Y/N greeted them while
turning a pancake with the spatula
“Good morning, Y/N” replied Gustaf “How
about last night guys?” he asked as he serve a cup of coffee, Y/N and Bill cross
glances and laugh “I mean… we heard you arguing”
“And other stuff” Alex joked
felt her cheeks begin to turn pink and laughed nervously, she knew these two
too well and they wouldn’t hesitate to joke “I don’t know which one is
noisier, if my brother or his girlfriend” mocked Alex and Bill turned to see
Gustaf let out a loud laugh “Bill you moan
like a princess”
Y/N laughed and watched Bill’s jaw began to
“I mean… Dad would be very disappointed in
you, brother” Alex stood up to reach a mug
Y/N laughed and walked over to Bill “Let
him alone guys” She said, wrapping her arms around his neck “I love your moans
baby, don’t mind them” she confessed giving him a kiss on his lips and gigglin.