to get away soon

anonymous asked:

I need a spell to make myself unrecognizable. Not invisibility...just that people won't recognize me in photos or videos or if I'm far enough away from them. Please get back to me as soon as you can

Hi! I’m not sure of a spell like this, but I imagine you would use a glamour on your face (like a makeup glamour) for disguise. I’m not sure of anything that would manipulate photo/video, but I think a disguise glamour might do the trick. Here’s some good info about how they work, but as for making one for disguising yourself or masking yourself I think you’ll have to make one yourself since I can’t seem to find anything like it. Maybe take ingredient inspiration from existing invisibility spells or glamours. Sorry I can’t be more help!

Poor Yurio can’t catch a break, even over long distance video calls (Viktor you act oblivious but we all know otherwise)

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Anybody notice where Jess is standing in this picture?

I’ve commented tangentially on this before, but I want to point it out very directly. First, think about the home in which Jess grew up…the one in which he “[didn’t] like any of the guys” his mom dated, but, as he put it, “She r e a l l y doesn’t care what I think. I’ve got 19 years of proof to back me up.” Want a glimpse of those years?

He watches her in his peripheral vision. She’s on the telephone, anxiety mounting. He knows before asking who was on the phone, and even if she doesn’t say so, he can tell that HE is on his way, and she’s scared, even though she doesn’t want to show it.

BEFORE HE GETS HERE, YOU SHOULD MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE. YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS. I WANT TO AVOID A FIGHT.

But there’s no way he’s leaving her to face him alone. When h e gets there, keep things light and casual. …Nope… H E ’ S MAD. Change of tactic. Just keep talking–keep h i s eyes on YOU–draw h i s fire while you casually step in front of her…between them– …That’s right, buddy, I’m your target, over here, if you’re gonna hit somebody it’s me, if you’re going to yell and scream at somebody, I’m right here, I caused all of this trouble, anything you don’t like about this situation? ALL ME.
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yo wassup im back for one day and i forgot to post all these good ipposens

How to leave the Planet

1. Phone Nasa. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it’s very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House—(202) 456-1414—to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don’t have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don’t have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of-, but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it’s vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
—  Douglas Adams, in his Introduction (A Guide to The Guide) to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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I have been waiting for warm enough weather to take my geckos outside for soooo long. 

Remember this photoshoot? It’s Sakura’s turn!

shoutout to abuse victims and people with ptsd who are forced to live with the source of their trauma.

shoutout to people who have to see their abuser(s) every day.

shoutout to people who dread the holiday season because they have to see their abuser(s).

shoutout to you folks. your trauma is valid and i hope you can get away very soon. stay safe.

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…I’M super inTO THEM, I can see myself losing myself in this franchise for years to come. 

Lupin III has really encouraged me to experiment with line art and movement with a different way, I have had a lot of fun drawing and I’m enjoying it!

The wip of a request made by sweet @maylovely! I am still so very sorry how long this has taken, I just totally forgot about it! Even tho I looked at it several times when I went throe my files…
Oh well! I felt like it deserved better to be just hidden away like that and hopefully I will get it done soon^^ hopefully you enjoy it still
it has been fun afterall

EDIT: Forgot that there was a layer I had turned off^^’ fixed it now

I have no money, no happiness, no friends… Eric will be getting farther away soon… I’ll have less than nothing… how normal. I wanted to love… i wanted to be happy and ambitious and free & nice & good & ignorant…. everyone abandoned me…. i have small stupid pleasures,… my so called hobbies & doings…. those are all thats left for me.
—  Dylan Klebold

Imagine Woozi trying his best to help you sleep better when he finds out that you haven’t been sleeping well lately.

I need to sleep for a bit but I’ll be back soon.

Remember to breathe, get away from your screens, take a shower, eat something, cry if you need to, and take a nap if you haven’t yet.

You’re fine, you’re okay. This is a horrible situation, but it won’t last forever. Please don’t give them the satisfaction of hurting yourself. Acts of love and self care are acts of defiance in times of hatred. Hug the people you love. You’re fine, you’re gonna be okay. We’re gonna be okay.