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pidge: guys holy SHIT NASA just found like seven new planets and three of them potentially have oceans do you guys realize what this means????? 

keith: oh… oh holy shit, pidge, pidge there might be-

together: ALIENS!!!!! WE MIGHT!!! FIND!!!!!! ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hunk: um. guys? this is all really cool, and i don’t mean to burst your bubble, but, 

hunk: (gestures to coran and allura & the castle in general)

pidge: (visibly deflating) oh. yeah. i almost forgot about that.

keith: same :/

hunk: how can you forget- keith, you are literally part alien we found this out like last week

anonymous asked:

Can I get some Pidge and Coran headcanons

Coming at you with that NICHE MARKET

  • Coran will never admit it but he’s like 70% sure Pidge is actually eight-years-old (or the equivalent in Altean years). He thinks Pidge is like, a super-accomplished baby.
    • Lance: Okay but like… He’s not wrong lmfao (dodges a wrench) Hey! Coran, Pidge is throwing a tantrum again!!!!!
    • Coran: Oh dear, looks like Pidge is overdue for a nap :( (dodges a screwdriver)
    • Pidge: I hate this fucking family!!!!! >8C
  • Pidge offhandedly mentions during dinner that she’s trying to learn Altean and Coran is like (slams down spork) I WILL BE YOUR TUTOR. He gets very into it. He even codes up a space version of kahoot. He also baby proofs the Castle’s version of Killer Rosetta Stone®
  • Coran: Oh, hello Pidge! I’ve been looking all over for y-
    Pidge: (bolts)
    Coran: (immediately gives chase) YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE OF US THAT CAN FIT IN THE VENTS, PIDGE!!
    Pidge: I’M NOT CLEANING THE FREAKING VENTS AGAIN, GO AWAY CORAN.
    • Pidge: Why do the vents even need to be clean, I hate this family so much
    • Lance: I’ll trade med bay duty with you for a day if you want
    • Pidge: Deal.
  • Coran brings Pidge along every time he goes hunting for ship parts because Pidge can cry on command. It’s a very effective tactic for speeding up negotiations.
  • Pidge: (downs a cup of nutritional goo like a shot)
    Shiro: What are you doing?
    Pidge: (slams cup down) Coran keeps calling me ‘Number 5′ and I am determined to prove him wrong. 
  • Pidge is honestly blown away by Coran’s brilliance?? Like, the space uncle is usually used as comedy relief, but he’s honestly so freaking smart and Pidge is like (tears in her eyes) I Would Die For You Coran.
    • Coran is equally impressed by Pidge, because she’s so small and young but so brilliant? He constantly tells her how she would’ve fit in and even shone on Altea. 
    • At first Pidge thinks he’s being patronizing, ‘oh look at how hard the Earthling tries’, but then she realizes that no. Coran honestly thinks that highly of her. He gets misty-eyed whenever he talks about how Pidge and Hunk would’ve flourished in the classrooms on Altea.
  • Coran: Okay, but are you sure you don’t have any Altean blood in you? At all? A great-great-great-great-great to the eighth degree great grandmother, perhaps?
    • Pidge: Nope. I’m from the midwest. Which probably makes me some kind of alien, but still a human one.
  • Coran tries to stealth-parent Pidge, but Pidge always manages to turn it around on him.
    • Coran tries to convince Pidge to take a break and eat. Five minutes later he’s in the kitchen making tea for them both and he has no idea how he got there.
    • Coran tries to get Pidge to take a nap. Ten minutes later he’s giving her and Hunk a crash-course lesson on how to maintain the Lions in a worst-case-scenario pinch.
    • Coran: ????
  • Pidge: (cackles as she programs the training bots to chase Lance around the training room)
    Shiro: Oh geez, don’t worry Coran I’ll stop her.
    Coran: (smiling fondly) (glances over at Allura) Ah, don’t worry Shiro. The Princess used to be just like this when she was younger, and she turned out alright!
If Jamie and Claire could text: Post-Culloden Edition
  • << a few months after Culloden, Jamie is in the cave late at night and missing Claire. He texts her number > >
  • Jamie: Christ.... I miss you so much, mo nighean donn
  • << a few hours later, because time zones > >
  • Claire: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL-----
  • Jamie: DEAR HOLY GOD
  • Claire: YOU'RE ALIVE?????????
  • Jamie: YOU CAN GET MY TEXTS THROUGH TIME???????
  • Claire: yes!!!!!!!!!
  • Jamie: YES!!!!!!!!!
  • Claire: OH THANK GOD!!!!!!!!
  • Jamie: OH THANK GOD !!!!!!!!!
  • Claire: JINX
  • Jamie: JINX
  • Jamie: BUT CHRIST, ARE YOU SAFE??? IS THE BAIRN SAFE????
  • Claire: yes yes yes, we're safe and YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!
  • Jamie: DID YOU MAKE IT BACK TO YOUR TIME????????
  • Claire: yes but not for long
  • Jamie: ????
  • Claire: i am ON MY WAY TO THE STONES RIGHT THIS MINUTE because YOU. ARE. ALIVE!!!!!
  • Jamie: WJNEGPIWUEBGPIWUEBGPWIEUBGWOEUB
  • Jamie: CLAIRE
  • Jamie: ELIZABETH
  • Jamie: BEAUCHAMP
  • Jamie: DON'T
  • Jamie: YOU
  • Jamie: EVEN
  • Jamie: DARE
  • Claire: buuuuut Im gonna
  • Claire: i'm bringing meds, a proper gun, and a shitload of gold to buy us passage to Sweden
  • Claire: are you @ LLB?
  • Jamie: WOMAN
  • Jamie: STAY
  • Jamie: PUT
  • Claire: I DO WHAT I WANT
  • Jamie: _)*U)&(G(^&F)*&FPG(G*HUOIYOTGU&YUOH
  • << 10 mins later > >
  • Jamie: my swedish isna great ...
  • Jamie: portugal?
  • Claire: capital idea! the wine is MUCH better there