to bust

Hey remember when Bughead stans tried to convince themselves that they weren’t absolute dicks contributing to aroace erasure by saying Jughead is only asexual and asexual people can be in relationships and even then, it was only in ONE comic while ignoring decades of canon? And then the Bughead sex scene happened and they all pretended like they ever said any of those things and made millions of gifs, posted about the sex scene for days and wrote and read smut and got off to that scene?

“Awfully close, don’t you think?”

“Inquisitor Varawell has a bodygaurd, it seems.”

“I heard they are lovers.”

“I heard she’s a half-elf.”

“The Inquisitor being an elf himself wasn’t enough?”

“Scandalous.”

@lycheemilkart peope gossip too much in the Winter Palace for their tase