No, no, no, no! One of these things happened again.
I was reading The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and at some point it said: ‘To boldly split infinitives that no one has split before’. And of course I made a triple-backwards-salto because I saw a Star Trek reference.
Then of course there was Benedict in a Star Trek interview saying this:
(I didn’t make that one, by the way.)
And then when I went to Wikipedia to look up what a split infinitive even was (sorry, English is not my first language, yo), I saw this:
And now my head’s just going insane because this is too perfect. Splah :D
Me: I’m not sure about this new start trek movie, it seems more like an action movie which of course like the previous aus overlooks the show’s original purpose of peace and inclusion, also I’m nervous the new character will be nothing but a romantic interest while the past two movies didn’t even pass the bechdel test
John Cho: Hikaru is gay
Me: SIGN ME THE FUCK UP OPENING PREMIERE HERE I COME GONNA GET ME HEAD TO TOE IN STARFLEET GEAR GONNA BODLY FUCKING GO TO THAT MOVIE THEATRE 👌👌👌👌👌GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE 💯💯💯💯💯 FUCKING BEAM ME UP SCOTTY