to be honest i think these are pretty shitty

lost-in-these-thoughts  asked:

Do you have some tattoo Jeon and innocent Tae Thanks. your blog is awesome, love it so much!

Heya ^-^ Check out the Badboy!Jungkook tag for previously recommended fics!

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Our Red Scarf Jeongguk is trouble. Taehyung likes trouble a bit more than he probably should.Just don’t tell Jimin about it.

Soft (Like You) Jeon Jungkook and Kim Taehyung are definitely not the nicest people you’ll meet in highschool; they’re far from it. at least, that’s what everybody thinks.

✄ Orange is my favourite colour Bad boy Jungkook is dealt community service, but without this shitty hand of luck he may of not met orange-haired Taehyung, who may just be sunshine itself.

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✄ Darling, I’ll Show You What It’s All About “Be honest with me, darling,” Taehyung whispered. “Because I would like to get to know you.”(Taehyung thinks that if he were given the chance, he’d gladly give up all his gold and cigarettes for the angel with pretty eyes and reserved smiles.)Jungkook just reads.

✄ We are Bulletproof Jungkook and Taehyung are living opposite lives. One lives in a part of Seoul where there is enough money to live and able to go to school. The other has to fight to survive every day. One has a best friend who is always by his side, the other has got three friends which whom he fights with other gangs. One has got parents who are never there, the other has got no parents. What will happen when the two meet?

I hope you enjoy these! Check the tags before reading ^-^

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streetcarnameddesire  asked:

Hey pal, I'm trying to go vegan and since you're allergic to dairy I was wondering if you had any good brands for milk and cheese substitutes?? Thank

Okay, so you’re going to have to keep in mind that I’ve been allergic to dairy my whole life and have nothing to compare these things to. I have no idea how it compares to the actual thing, so it could be pretty shitty for all I know.

I’m gonna be honest, I’m not that big on cheese so I’m not sure about that one. It’s hard to find a good vegan cheese for some reason, but Earth Balance Mac and Cheese is pretty good. That’s all I’ve got regarding cheese though I’m sorry. 

As for milk, I’ve always just had soy milk. I think the brand that I drink is Silk??? I think??? I don’t quite remember and I’m too lazy to go downstairs and check but I’m about 99.999% sure that that’s what it is. I can’t have almond milk without dying, but I’ve heard that that’s good too (as long as you don’t have a nut allergy like me)

Also, a good vegan chocolate is Enjoy Life. Once again, I have nothing to compare it to except other vegan shit, but to me it’s good.

This probably wasn’t very helpful, but enjoy your vegan journey my friend

anonymous asked:

To be honest my day was kinda shitty, my ex who I thought I was going to marry, told me about this boy she's going on a date with who's 21 when she's 18 which the age isn't a bid deal, but idk, I don't know how I feel about it, how would you feel about it if this happened to you?

I would feel pretty shitty if my girlfriend became my ex and this happened so I think you are feeling pretty normal for the situation. But remember to love yourself first before loving anybody else. If it’s something that is doing bad things to you, at least try to overcome it. Focus in other stuff that is good in your life. I know how hard this is but if she already moved on, I cannot say otherwise than try to move on too. Nothing hurts forever, you know. Don’t waste beautiful days like this on suffering. Every bad thing that happens, we must use to improve ourselves and try to believe that happened for a reason. I’m sure you will be happy again, just try to allow yourself for this

The Dirtier the Better...

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Michael smut where you tell him ur ex could give u like 4 orgasims and stuff gets heated…youre bothe drunk and yore best friends and he gives you more…

 Warning SMUT! I always do love coming back with a BANG! 

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Michael was pretty much my main bitch. Being best friends for as long as we have been we were always there for each other through the good and bad. So when your long term relationship ended with your now ex boyfriend, you broke. It’s about 2 weeks later and youre pretty over it, but you still cant help but find the small things you miss in that relationship…
Mikey povBeing in love with the girl Ive known my whole life is pretty shitty if im gonna be honest. She’s finally single, but I know her like the back of my hand. I know she misses him, and I know she thinks about him a lot. Why couldn’t it be me? Why can’t I be on her mind all the time like he is? Well, lets make a dream into reality…
Your povMike called and asked me to come with him to the movies, of course I said yes. Now we both are in the theater and grabbing our seats, our hands both holding jumbo drinks and large popcorns for ourselves (even tho we have 20 packages of candy hidden in our jackets and bags…). We sit in the back of the dim theater, seeing as not many people are here and theyre sitting in the front. We take our seats and pull out the boxes of candy and snacks we brought in.“Dude, nobody is even in here… Only like 5 people in the front..” I whisper to Mike as he stuffs his face with the overly buttered pop corn.
“I know right, guess we’re probably some of the last people to see it..” He says with a chuckle.
I let out a small laugh as the lights begin to lower and the room becomes lit by only the screen in front of us. 
The movie was pretty good so far, the only thing that seemed pretty weird was when the sex scene came up and Michael kept looking over to me. I never thought of him in that way, but the more I thought about it the more I pictured him over me.. Well fuck..
I kept remember when my ex would fuck me, giving me the most mind numbing orgasms multiple times…
After the movie…
Michael and I decided it would be cool to head out to the nearest bar and get shit faced. So after shooting down many shots and chugging a couple beers for the competitive sides of ourselves, we found that we both had to walk home and lean against each other to not fall straight on our asses.
We get home, both kicking the door shut and stumbling over to the couch and falling face first on the cushion.“That was a cool movie..” Michael says drunkenly.
“Ya, it was cool..” I say as I lean against his shoulder.
“Hey y/n?” 
“Hmmm?”
“Do you think about your ex sometimes?”
“Ya… Like how he was in bed was amazing..” I say without a care.
I look over to see Michael with his jaw clenched and face stern.
“And how would he be different from anyone else in the sack?” Michael asks as he looks straight ahead.

“Well, he would go real hard and so deep.. And after I came he’d keep going till I came again and again… I was just amazing..” I say as I feel my core grow wet from the memories.
Michael looks at me with a mix of 2 emotions, one I know as anger and the other I don’t recognize.“Whats wrong Mikey?” I ask.
He just looks down at his lap, then gets up and walks surprisingly fast for a drunk guy out of the room.“Michael!” I yell, surprised by the sudden silent outburst from his stomping out of the room
I get up, stumbling over a bit before I start chasing after him. I takes careful, yet fast steps up the stairs and walk through the already open bedroom door to see Michael nowhere to be found…“Mikey?” I say curiously.
I then feel myself being turned around and a soft pair of plump lips pressed harshly against mine. I sink into the new feeling, the touch of his skin against mine making fireworks shoot off in my head. “You ok with this?” Michael asks me, looking me in the eyes as he massages his hand through my hair.
“Yes.. Yes, Michael. Please..” I beg as I place fast and desperate pecks to his neck and cheeks.
He lets out a low growl as he picks me up by my waist and roughly pins me to the bed. He makes many marks around my neck and collarbones, making a trail to my waist as he nips at my skin.He starts to pull down my jeans, taking his time as he teases me.“Please..” I beg him, bucking my hips forward a bit so he can take a hint.
“As you wish..” He replies with a smirk.
He practically rips of my jeans as he places his thumb to my covered clit. He begins to rub fast circles, placing kisses around my inner thighs. “Who knew you were such a tease, my ex would have already had me in any way he wanted..” I say with a smirk, wanting to get him to fuck me with all he had already.
He stops what hes doing completely and looks at me with dark eyes, taking his shirt off in a fast motion and unzipping his black skinny jeans and pulling his pants and boxers down past his waist. His length was perfect, the tip red and swollen, oozing pre-cum and his shaft rock hard and throbbing. He pulls my panties down, almost ripping them in half, and then he doesnt hesitate as he gets in position and thrusts into me with force.“You think your ex would fuck you this good..” He says as he thrusts deep inside me, hitting my g-spot multiple times.
I can’t even reply from how good the feeling is, his cock stretching me out as he thrusts into me with all his might.“FUCK! M-M-MICHAEL!!!” I muster out, clawing his back as I already feel my orgasm coming.
I cum.. Hard, and expect him to stop and finish, but he just grabs my leg and lifts it up so my knee is to my chest. He keeps thrusting, the sound of skin slapping and my gasps and moans with his dirty whispers and low grunts.“You like getting fucked? Like having someones cock shoved deep inside you, bet he couldnt fuck you this good. Im gonna make you cum till you black out..” He says imbetween harsh thrusts.
I feel my next high creep up, the sensation making me know this is gonna be a hard one.“OH GOD!!” I scream out, my walls clenching around Michael’s dick as he slows down his thrusting.
I lay my head against the pillow, shutting my eyes as I take a few breaths from the overwhelming sensation. Michael pulls out and he backs up till his face is in front of my used core. He looks at my pussy as if it was the last piece of candy in the candy shop. Michael dives in, holding my legs apart as he licks up my wetness with his tongue. He sucks on my clit and grazes his teeth against it as he darts his tongue in and out of my core. I t doesnt take long till I cum again, the last two orgasms making me sensitive.“Michael, oh my god..” I mutter as I close my eyes in ecstasy.
“Oh, we’re not done yet babe..” He says as he takes his fingers and plunges them into my pussy.
“MICHAEL!” I yell out as he moves them in and out in swiftly, making a come hither motion with his finger as he rubs my clit with his other thumb.
“He attaches his mouth to my clit again as he sucks harshly on it, making loud noises that would make your parents be ashamed.
“OH-OH GOD YES!” I yell out, moaning and bucking my hips wildly as he continues his movements.
I don’t even have time to warn him as my high hits me like a bag of bricks.I come down from my high, Michael looking at me in aw as I catch my breath.“You gonna finish up?” I ask him, seeing his throbbing cock twitching.
He gulps and crawls over me, lining up to my entrance and he pushes in. Michael thrust slowly, yet hard, making each movement amazing yet meaningful.“You- Have no idea-mff- How long Ive wanted this..” He says softly, placing a passionate kiss to my lips.
I don’t reply, I just let my eyes do the talking as I look at him in pure love. He doesnt take long as he pulls out and moves his hand in up and down his cock, looking me in the eyes and i sit up and lay my forehead on his, reaching over and grabbing his tip and rubbing my thumb over it in circles. Michael’s mouth hangs open as he cums on my hand, his moans a low groan with grunts and cracks.After he finishes he pulls off his pants and boxers and throws them on the floor. Michael grabs the sheets and lays down next to me, pulling the blankets over the both of us as we fall asleep in our own sexual mess…____________________I am so sorry I didnt post the day I was supposed to, Im so damn busy during the school year so its just really hard to find time.. Also I know that Im missing punctuation, but thats because I usually go back and edit when Im done, but I cant rn because I gotta go.. Love ya my beans!!!
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Here’s a list if you were curious
-Disabled men
-Trans men
-Suicidal men
-Depressed men
-MEN WITH ANY MENTAL DISABILITY ARE YOU KIDDING
-Men who have been abused
-Male rape victims
-Men who are unable to come out of the closet (gay/bi/trans/etc.)
-Men who aren’t shitty ass people and are actually fighting pretty hard for feminism

I’m so fucking tired of this. You should be too. You all preach equal rights yet all of you turn a blind eye to “all men are gross!!!1!!” posts.
If you honest to god think this kind of thinking is helpful, you’re wrong, hypocritical, disgusting, and should not consider yourself a feminist. Get the fuck out of here.