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Klaus: ”You need to stop wanting things you can’t get“
Elijah: “Are you talking about (Y/N)?”
Klaus: “Admit it brother, your jealous of what i have with (Y/N), i’ve sampled what she has to offer and let me tell you, she is exquisite”
Elijah:”oh shut up, i don’t wanna hear it“

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Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing I ever had to do, which was just to wait. Don’t get me wrong—I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of friends and family that I do know how to make a photocopy. I didn’t need your help that many times. And do you remember how long it took you to teach me to drive stick? Like a year. I’ve been driving stick since high school. For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife.

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Last week, I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble, and that is a grand total of $11. You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you. [Jim takes a bobblehead doll out of his suitcase and sets it on his desk] Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!