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  • Me: Uhg, they're so cute!
  • My friend: Who?
  • Me: Oh, uh - Tegan and Sara.
  • My friend: You really love them don't you?
  • Me: Of course! I know like, everything about them!
  • My friend: Alright...when did they write their first song?
  • Me: November of 1995. It was called "Tegan Didn't Go To School Today."
  • My friend: Oh...uh, okay - what high school did they go to?
  • Me: Crescent Heights High School in Calergy, Alberta.
  • My friend: Fuck, fine - what's their shoe size?
  • Me: I'm pretty sure they both wear size 7, but Sara likes to wear shoes that are 2 sizes bigger, and she usually wears several pairs of socks to compensate the empty space.
  • My friend: Oh my fucking god - I'm done.
Driving on the freeway with my parents and godparents
  • Godmother: (reading a billboard) "Eyelid lifts - $3000". Why would anyone ever get their eye lid lifted?
  • Me: Well, they could have Ptosis.
  • Godmother: What's "Ptosis"?
  • Me: It's a medical condition where the eye lid droops in front of the eye. The muscle of the eyelid could be disconnected or just stretched out, but it requires surgery to fix.
  • Mom: How do you know so much about this?
  • Me: ....Tegan Quin had it.
  • Godfather: Well see that's why

I LOVE IT WHEN AN ARTIST/BAND ARE PERFORMING A SONG LIVE AND WHEN THEY FINISH THEY SAY THANK YOU AWKWARDLY AND WAVE OR BOW AND THE AUDIENCE CHEERS SO HARD FOR THEM AND THEY JUST STAND THERE ALL CUTE IT’S LIKE THEY’RE AT THEIR HIGH SCOOL TALENT SHOW