tmnt donny

Can I take a moment to talk about teenage mutant ninja turtles
Because I have to
Listen
What fucker was at a meeting discussing new kid shows and was like “I fucking love turtles. Let’s do a show about that.”
And they approved it somewhere along the line and another Fucker was like “I see your turtles and I raise you: ninja turtles.”
And they could have stopped at that. That’s it. That’s the shows. Ninja turtles.
But
Of
Course
Not
Because lo and behold there is another fucklet somewhere in this kids tv show storyboard who thinks that the only way to possibly make these ninja turtles better is to make them mutant. Wow. Okay
So now we’re at the point where you have mutant ninja turtles and no where along the way to creating these ninja turtles did anyone ever think “This is too much. This is too fucking much. These turtles have too much going for them.”
And evidently no one did because now these turtles are teenagers too
So then you get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Okay. I can accept this. That is the show. Now these turtles, do they have regular names like other cartoons?
Ah! Yeah. No.
Because these already soooooo fucking special turtles being teenage, mutants, and ninjas, or course, required that their names be famous dead artists. Wow.

I have a lot of feelings about teenage mutant ninja turtles also I have never watched the show

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I just noticed, whenever Mikey “dies”, one of his brothers would snap. In Attack of Mega Shredder, Leo got all angry that Mega Shredder ate Mikey. Now in the recent episode, Raph snapped when Mikey was disintegrated into nothing. All we need is Donnie then we got all the brothers being protective :D

How the turtles react to their s/o volunteering with kids:

WARNING: NONE

Requested by: Anonymous

So, I volunteer with a bunch of kids and whenever I walk in they get super excited and yell Ms. (Name)! And they swarm me. So, how would the fellas act if they followed their s/o to a daycare or classroom and saw this?

“Thanks Casey!” You call over your shoulder, carefully slamming the door shut as you make towards the brightly lit building in front of you. 

It was an evening daycare that you volunteered at several evenings a week. It wasn’t because you, necessarily, felt any obligation to do so, but more you felt the kids deserved someone that wanted to be there, rather than some preppy cheerleader looking for something that would look good on a college application, rather than something they cared about. Like you.

Casey had been giving you lifts to work because A) you can’t drive, nor is anyone you know old enough or capable to, and B) because the turtles don’t know, nor do you want them to. They would no doubt tease you to no end, and that wasn’t really something you were in the mood to endure, not after an arduous couple hours playing with toys and toddlers. You understood you’d have to tell them eventually, but that time was hopefully a long way off.

“Hi kids!” You chime, walking into the colourful room you’d become so acquainted with. And there they were, about 15 kids, of all ages, smiling like neon signs as you entered the room.

“MS Y/N!” They all scream and cheer, those that are able to walk began to crowd over to you excitably, while those that could not climb to their feet so enthusiastically on the comfortable mats, clapping eagerly. It was a nice feeling, children being so happy to see you, and desperate to gauge your attention and get you to play with them. No matter how tiresome it was after a couple hours, it was still a good feeling nonetheless. 


When you finally got back to the lair, you were tired and coloured in paint. You’d have lied to the turtles that you were babysitting for a friend, except they didn’t give you half the chance.

“MS Y/N!” They screamed upon you entering the dojo, before bursting into raging fits of laughter. 

Rolling your eyes, you dump your bag, irritably, beside the door, and fold your arms. “Ha ha, very funny.” And though you played announce, it was pretty humorous, and for once it was a nice to not come home and have to lie about where you’d been - no matter how embarrassed the boys would make you feel, having discovered your whereabouts. 

I have no idea why I did them in my free time, instead of sleeping (smthing I really need right now XD)
I’m in my tmnt phase again, so… here’s some humanized cool turtles!
I think they’re from the 2014/2016 movies versions..? I’ve watched those movies in loop for a week or so ahahah I totally memorized them  ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)

  • What she says: I wanna smooch the turtle.
  • What she means: I want to make sure those four brothers have such a comfortable life I want to tuck them in and make them warm meals and knit them sweaters and make sure they TALK TO AND SUPPORT EACHOTHER and grow stronger in their relationships to eachother as a family and as a team I want to make them feel safe and valued because they live such a hardened life that they didn't choose and I want to do all in my power to make sure these four stay happy and understand that they are absolutely validated and loved.
  • She: THEN I'LL SMOOCH THE TURTLE.