YAS! I’ve been waiting for one like this. *cracks knuckles* Hope you’re having a good day too, sweetie! 😁

Leo: It wasn’t often Leonardo dared to venture out of the lair while the sun was up but he was feeling particularly needy this day and he knew you had the entire day off so he was going to make the most out of this while he had the chance. It wasn’t easy sneaking away but once he got topside he made his way quickly across the roof tops until he landed on yours with a loud thump. What he saw completely threw him for a loop and turned his green skin several different shades of red. There you were in all your glory, headphones in your ears and eyes closed behind dark tinted sunglasses that kept you from noticing or hearing him tumble upon your roof. You don’t know how long Leo stood there, neither does he. You two have yet to get to this level in your relationship and this wasn’t how Leo expected seeing you exposed. Your eyes opened feeling someone staring at you and you squealed and threw a towel over yourself. Leo then panicked and turned his back muttering apologies and how he should’ve called first. You never got a word in before he scrambled away in embarrassment. After that he didn’t come around for two or three days so you took it upon yourself to march right down to the lair and into his room. The moment he saw you his cheeks flushed. Locking his door you just smiled sweetly, “I don’t mind you looking, Sweetie. But I think now since you got a sneak peek I think it’s only fair to return the favor.” Let’s just say a ‘sneak peek’ wasn’t all you got that night up against his door.

Raph:: You’d think because of his rebellious attitude that he’d be smug as hell, oh hell no. On the day Raphael catches you on the roof in your birthday suit he’s on his way to return some books and movies you had let the brothers borrow a few weeks ago. When he didn’t find you in your room he ventured to the roof and got the eyefull of his life. There you were, laying on your stomach 'pregaming’ for your summer tan. “Shit!” He’d curse while dropping your stuff all over the roof. This sudden commotion causes you to sit right up, giving him a full frontal view. He can’t look away, almost like he’s in a trance. He was a boy after all and you were the first naked person he had seen except from the internet. Once reality settled into his thoughts he freaks out and rushes over to wrap you up in a towel. “No! No, No! You can’t lay out in the sun without clothes on, Y/N. Ya know how many perverts are out here in the city? I don’t want 'em thinkin’ they can look at what’s mine.” He’d growl, growing jealous of the thought of any man or woman’s eyes gawking at your beautiful form. “My eyes only, babe.” After giggling at his jealous rage you’d take him back down to your place so he could show you just who you belong to….several times(just to make sure you got the point).

Donnie:: Poor Donatello, this poor boy can be a fumbling mess when he gets aroused and flustered. You had been with Donnie for a while and things never progressed pass kisses and cuddles, all things you liked but you were ready to take things to the next level. Knowing he’d never make a move because he’s always so busy, your brilliant mind came up with a surefire plan to get his attention. You even enlisted the help of April to keep the other boys distracted while she sends Donnie your way. It took a while but once you heard the familiar thud on the roof you smiled glancing over at Donnie who was wide eyed and as red as Raph’s mask. There you were all sprawled out for his gazing eyes and lord help did he let his eyes wander. You’d call to him with your normal greeting and pat the spot next to you, giggling as he stumbled and fumbled over his words before finally sitting down next to you, forcing his eyes away. “Y-yeah k-know, Y/N, t-too m-many sun rays c-can be bad for y-your skin.” He’d stutter and stumble all over his words. You’d then see your opening, shamelessly you asked for him to apply more sunscreen, which he complies. He’d holding himself together until he gets to your thighs and let’s just say once he gets you inside, he’s hands aren’t the only thing between your legs after that. He can only be pushed so far.

Mikey:: Folks might think Michelangelo would be the most innocent of his brothers because of his lovable child like behavior that gives him this halo of innocence, but don’t be fooled, he’s the biggest kink master of all his brothers because of his natural curiosity and internet. He’d be on his way to see you, video game console in the bag so you two could have a nice laid back day of playing video games, cuddling and eating take out. He’d thrilled for this day but once he lands on your roof to be greeted by you laid back in your chair completely on display for him and the whole world with your arms folded back behind your head making everything visible, something snaps. At first he does blush and so do you. As you go to cover yourself he stops you with a smug smirk. “Don’t cover up on my account, baby.” He’d strut over with a new found confidence you’d never seen before and it only made you blush brighter. Mikey, while highly aroused is no less the gentleman, he asks if your comfortable before he gets closer, of course you’d nod eagerly because aroused Mikey is sexy Mikey. His hands were then on you in seconds. He didn’t care if it was on the roof or not, his mind was 110% on you and you loved every minute of it. Once you FINALLY make it inside you both explore each other. Trial and error, babes. This is the only time(other than video games) that you’d see Mikey striving to be a protectionist. Thank the gods he’s a quick study.

5

TMNT bros from out of the shadows!! Refs for myself I guess?? Boy that second movie was so much better than the first. Just way more fun.

and they gave the turtles R E A L   P A N T S  this time. im so happy for them

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Can I take a moment to talk about teenage mutant ninja turtles
Because I have to
Listen
What fucker was at a meeting discussing new kid shows and was like “I fucking love turtles. Let’s do a show about that.”
And they approved it somewhere along the line and another Fucker was like “I see your turtles and I raise you: ninja turtles.”
And they could have stopped at that. That’s it. That’s the shows. Ninja turtles.
But
Of
Course
Not
Because lo and behold there is another fucklet somewhere in this kids tv show storyboard who thinks that the only way to possibly make these ninja turtles better is to make them mutant. Wow. Okay
So now we’re at the point where you have mutant ninja turtles and no where along the way to creating these ninja turtles did anyone ever think “This is too much. This is too fucking much. These turtles have too much going for them.”
And evidently no one did because now these turtles are teenagers too
So then you get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Okay. I can accept this. That is the show. Now these turtles, do they have regular names like other cartoons?
Ah! Yeah. No.
Because these already soooooo fucking special turtles being teenage, mutants, and ninjas, or course, required that their names be famous dead artists. Wow.

I have a lot of feelings about teenage mutant ninja turtles also I have never watched the show

anonymous asked:

So... any headcanon about the "turtle" part of the ninja turtles? What kind of turtle stuff do they do?

They’ll always and forever be ‘turtles’ so by nature there are a few traits of their normal behavior that’s all nature running it’s coarse. Even if now act and pretty much live entirely like humans.


✴They need the water. Reptiles need the water so they can soak and stay hydrated. That’s why normally where they live has a large area for swimming. Our boys need their pool.

✴They can and might possibly eat ANYTHING. Turtles are omnivores by nature, normally snacking on veggies and smaller pond animals like tiny fish. They won’t hesitate to try and eat everything and anything. Growing up, Splinter didn’t have a hard time finding food for the baby turtles. In fact he has a hard time trying to keep Mikey from eating things most people find disgusting or disturbing. Mostly they stick to human food.

✴SUNLIGHT/HEAT!!!! THEY NEED SUNLIGHT! As ninjas they live and stick to the shadows but as turtles they need the sunlight to survive. They are cold blooded creatures so their body needs warmth and sunlight. Winter is intensely hard on our boys. During the winter, Splinter keeps heaters on at all time and keeps them as high as they can go. Our boys are always submerged in mountain of blankets and normally spend time retreating back into their shells so they can curl up snugly.

✴And the big one everyone is waiting for, Mating Season. Their bodies may have mutated to appear more human but inside, their hormones run wild. Mating season for our boys is a dangerous time. Some turtle species have a hierarchies and dominance is a big deal among our boys during the fall. (Yes, fall. A lot of male turtles go through their mating cycles during the fall in Northern regions while females go in the spring. Weird right?! I just found that out. 😐) If one of our guys likes you and they see you talking to their brother, all hell will break loose and a riot will start. They don’t mean it of course it’s just natures way. The ranking in my mind for mating season goes as followed:: Leo(obviously), Raph(which is why Leo and him but heads all the time even though he’s the strongest, he still can’t seem to beat Leo in a fight. Leo is faster.) Mikey(surprised?) And last but DEFINITELY not least, Donnie(the most gentle out of the bunch). If you’re dating them you better watch out during mating season. It’s like four Raph’s living in one area. There’s always a brutal fight and Splinter, bless his heart, has to just let it play out.

Feel free to submit your own theories and suggestions. I’ve owned a lot of reptiles in my life so I know some stuff. Hopefully I didn’t muck this up.

You Are The Light of My Life

Raphael (2014/16) x Reader

Notes: Thanks for requesting, nonnie<3 xx

Prompt: “If requests are open, do ya think you could write a Raph x chubby reader? Like she’s real insecure but he really loves her the way she is. Like because he’s so solid but she’s so soft. And he gets to protect her. She’s like the calm to his storm. And stuff. If you could that’d be awesome! Thanks!”

Word count: 744

Warnings: Swearing

Disclaimer: I don’t own TMNT, and you belong to you <3


You met the turtles when you were walking home late. Work had you wrapped around their little finger, but the money was good, and the people weren’t too bad either. Your day was good, until some asshole stole your purse and tried to run off. Long story short, Raphael, you’re knight in shining armor so to speak, handled the situation very well. By very well, I mean he beat the living shit out of the guy and told him to get a job.


 5 months later, you were dating the giant, green God, and things were great. He was quite the charmer, and made you feel so special.

You’d visit the lair almost everyday, and everyday Raph would make it his goal to make you happy and proud of yourself. Today, it would be a little more difficult for him.

There were these boys in your class, who take pleasure out of making you feel shit about yourself, and somehow they got word that you had a boyfriend. They used this against you. Telling you all these things about how he must be as worthless as you, and when you tried they laughed in your face and said worse.

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he dumped your fat ass soon!”

“He’s probably dating you for a bet!”

“Who would ever love you?”

They sneered and laughed and got your whole class involved.

And for the first time in months, you cried in front of them. They really got a kick out of that, and when you ran out of the class, it was the cherry on top.


 When you got to the lair, Raphael was already in a bad mood, and had dragged you to his bedroom. He closed the door behind you and placed you on to the bed. Then he crawled up next to you and wrapped his arms around you, burying his head in your stomach as he breathed in your scent. He loved your body. He could bury himself in you and never let go if he wanted to.

 And that’s what made you start crying. And not quiet sniffles. No, you started bawling. Raph picked his head up, looking at you with pure concern written all over his face.

“Baby girl? What’s wrong?” He sat up straight, holding your arms and pulling you into his chest. “Why ya crying, baby?” That only made you start blubbering even more, and it took quite a while to calm you down. Not that Raphael was bothered. If you were sad, he was going to find out why, and do something to solve it.

When he finally found out about why you were so upset, he was enraged. How dare they say those things to you? What gave them the right? By the time you had finished telling him everything, he was already pacing around the room, hitting things off the walls.

“Raph, please calm down.” you whispered, going over to him and wrapping your arms around his waist, your cheek against his back. “I’m sorry if-”

“[Y/N]. Shut up.” He turned around and sat you down on his bed, sitting in front of you. “Yer beautiful. I love ya. If I ever see or meet those bastards, ya better believe I’m going to beat the living shit out of them, regardless of the time of day. Ya don’t deserve to feel like this. Ya the best person I’ve ever met, and I ain’t bullshitting ya. Ya deserve the world, and I’m sorry I can’t give ya that, but I’m happy with ya, [Y/N]. I don’t know- I don’t know how I’d live without ya. Yer the- the light of my life, ya know?” He paused and stared at her. “Do not think of yerself as anything less, because yer the reason I haven’t given up. I need ya to be strong fer me. I need ya to see me as the reason yer not giving up.”


TMNT 2012 premiere poster (Official) 🐢🐢
Heroes in a Half-Shell, and ready to battle! Since literally everything is coming back in August through November, I think I’ll take a look at this show. Also since there’s ANOTHER reboot coming next year, I better hurry or else I’ll have figure out a whole new TMNT universe!

That nightmare scene was NOT okay!

I mean first Mikey gets impaled and Raph has to witness the same thing that he saw happen to his daddy happen to his baby brother.

And those sound effects were just cruel. 

Then Raph gets thrown from the cliff, and we hear him yell after the blast of dark magic so we can assume he died when his head hit a rock.

Then Donnie gets levitated and… why? Why is Donnie always getting killed in midair? 

And what’s really disturbing is we know he gets killed in midair because normally when the turtles fall and hit stuff on the way down, they grunt. Donnie was completely silent because he was already dead. We basically watched his dead body fall to the ground and hit rocks on the way down.

And poor Leo when he realized all his brothers were gone…

And there’s Raph’s head on a rock… like I said, probably what killed him.

They probably showed us Donnie’s broken bo staff because after the fall his body would’ve been too broken for the network censors’ liking. 

As much of a bummer as this scene is though, can we just appreciate Seth Green for a moment? 

His sobbing here is so… I have no words. He’s done such a wonderful job in conveying a wide range of emotions in Leo.

Beautiful acting aside, this was NOT okay! What ever happened to the days when we had episodes like “Fungus Humungous,” and Leo’s biggest nightmare was his brothers being like, “You let us down, Leo! It’s your fault!”
Now Leo’s having evil wizard-induced nightmares about his brothers dying in front of him… it’s not okay.

But man I love this show. 

Human!Turtles (2014/16)

SO, 

if the turtles turned human. And they didn’t look like the actors that played them, how do you think they’d look? I HAVE IDEAS, BUT FEEL FREE TO CHALLENGE ME (:

  • Leonardo:

TOTALLY think he could be a young Tom Welling:

Originally posted by fit4lifeuk

LOOK AT THAT SMILE

Originally posted by cute-guysxx

YESSSS IS IT JUST ME WHO SEES THIS ASDFGHJKL;


  • Raphael:

Charlie Hunnam is my go to man for Raphael:

Originally posted by r0mansky

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN

Originally posted by theandrophile

ARE YOU TELLING ME RAPH WOULDN’T KEEP A BEARD (mainly bc he’s too busy working tf out to realise he has hair on his face) AND BE A COMPLETE HUNKY HUNK HUNK


  • Donatello

DONNIE = Nicholas Hoult

SWARVE AF AND HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

Originally posted by skins121

LOOK AT THAT LADIES AND GENTS 

Originally posted by despairingfever

I couldn’t find any big gifs pls don’t kill me bUT LOOK AT THIS SMART GENTLEMAN I COULD TAKE HIM OUT FOR DINNER AND LET HIM MEET MY MOTHER GOD DAMN


  • Michealangelo:

I chose Dylan O’Brien for Mikey bc why wouldn’t I…

Originally posted by stydiafamm

ABSOLUTE GOOFBALL LET ME LOVE YOU ASDFGHJKL;

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

SO SMOL SO BEAN MUST PROTECT!!! (also couldn’t find any body/big gifs for dylan imsosorry)


ok yeah that’s all enjoy this my loves, also pls tell me if u think i’m wrong bc i probably am <3