Okay, why do we not have fandom historians who record the various events, ship wars, and discourses? Like:
“And to this day, the red-or-blue discourse of the Artemis Fowl fandom is still spoken of in hushed tag-whispers, but never directly invoked.”
“ ‘JALEC!’ cried Jace/Alec shippers. ‘MALEC!’ yelled Magnus/Alec shippers, which were considerably larger in number. ‘CLALEC!’ called the Clary/Alec shippers, and they were met with expressions of confusion, horror, and ‘wtf?’ and vanished into the shadows of the TMI fandom, hiding…biding their time…”
“Even now, the Wander over Yonder fandom waits patiently and impatiently, declaring their existence to Tumblr every time the tags trend with eager cries of ‘Is it back? IS IT BACK??!’”
“While the Kierark-Marktina ship war was going on, unbeknownst to the majority of the TDA fandom, a new ship had been born, thrice as strong as either: Kierarktina.”
“And while half of the Check, Please! fandom wept in joy from the tooth-rotting fluff in the new update (God bless Ngozi), the other half was more preoccupied with something else: ‘Guys! GUUUYYSSS! FRY GUY’S BACK!’”
“Every once in a while, The Song of Achilles fandom will hear the mournful sobs of those who oh-so-bravely ventured into the book thinking they would survive, and converge as one in consolation and shared grief - ‘We thought it would be okay, too.’”
“And as the years passed, Rick Riordan’s books became progressively more queer and diverse, and the fandoms (from Percy Jackson to Magnus Chase) clutched them to their chests and bawled as a collective whole. The words they sobbed out were mostly incoherent - all but the sentence ‘Gods bless you, Uncle Rick.’”
And the ending: “Though all fandoms are alike and different in various aspects, there is a joint warcry that all know:
- What really gets to me was all those ‘I’m fine’ smiles he always have for Alec whenever Alec show his concern: all shiny wide eyes, bright smiles.. but his voice was tinged with tears… ;__;
- When Alec called Magnus’s name multiple times.. just how gentle and soft was his voice
- Yes, i love that scene of Alec waking up on Magnus’s bed too BUT god fuckin’ dammit, this is about Magnus so it kinda pissed me off that people just keep on focusing on how hot Alec is and how it’s obvious he is the little spoon..etc -
(which btw, he is NOT. If you noticed, he turned fully on his back THEN reached out next to him.. he didn’t reached out behind him only turning when he can’t find Magnus. So it means, he turned fully on his back and reached out to pulled Magnus closer/onto his chest or simply just for the comfort of touching his lover. Which means, he expects Magnus was sleeping but turning the other way or just on his back or on his side, facing Alec’s back.. They MIGHT spoon before/after that.. Alec might be the little spoon or it might be Magnus.. This is not a big deal but with all these infantilizing of Alec trend, I feel the need to smack down whatever minuscule ‘evidence’ these infuriating delicate-daisy-flower!bottom-only!alec stans fans keep insisting on. Sorry not sorry)
- Magnus is hurting and fans as usual just keep harping on bout Alec’s luminous pale skin against the red bedsheet.. Seriously, guys? -.-
- Oh~.. I’m worried bout Alec and his position as NY Institute leader…I HOPE the show won’t follow the book : where literally everything that is good goes to Golden Boy Jace and Clary at the end and the rest of the characters just there and getting shit.
(Spoiler: Raphael even died.. after he kinda betrayed Magnus >.<.. No! just NO, okay!)
- Anyone noticed that for all his sass and his ready witty answer for everything, Magnus never really answers back when anyone put him down for being Downworlder/being racist. He just keeps quiet… I know he’s used to it but still… it makes me sad :(..
I LOVE BABY!MAGNUS!!! LOOK AT THOSE ROUND CHEEKS!!!! XXDDD
He’s the cutest littlest sweetheart~.. he’s so cute, i wanna cry..
How could ANYone shouts at him?? How could ANYone hates him??!! And he was all alone after that.. ;__;
- Alec’s hand could cover the entire side of Magnus’s head.. XD
- Oh and good news: Alec didn’t wax his chest hair~!! They’re still there~!! XD (the happiest person abut this gotta be Matt thugh..lol)
- Alec snores. I love it ^^ (yes, I have it bad..)
- I wish Alec won’t stand like he was at attention in military assembly so much.. Like he should be more at ease with his own lover, shouldn’t he? `
…. all in all~.. an okay episode. I love Simon storyline and yeah, it makes me kinda hate jace a bit (the WHY is in my other post).. I think Alberto and Kat were amazing amazing amazing during that breakup scene.
Malec part~.. as usual, Harry slayed it. When Magnus cries, I wanna kill someone. His every expression was perfect.. Those looks in his eyes.. amazing!
I wish they make Matt be more at ease when with Magnus. I like that Alec insisted that Magnus talked to him.
What else… umm~ oh yes,
i seriously do NOT want to be around the fandom when they stripped Alec off his position, deruned him and basically makes him gets the short end of sticks as usual while Jace and Clary gallivanting around happily, breaking rules left and right and still coming out as winners, reigniting their passionate love.
Malec, The Lightwoods.. heck, the entire Downworlders has some serious problem now and ahead.. but ofc we gonna see more on Clace and their ‘we wanna fuck each other but lets be coy and flirty to show our tragic attraction to each other while making other people pay for our selfish actions coz hey, we’re the main MAIN characters so it’s our goddamn rights’ drama.
And Sebastian, you’re a psycho and you made a mess of everyone’s life. But still, I’m sorry you got turned to burnt crispy chicken, man~…
I just finished reading Night School: Fracture, third book of the series. And I just have to say… Well there’s nothing I CAN say. I’m absolutely speechless ❤️ How am I suppose to survive until the 4th book comes out in june? Oh by the angel…
The crazy waiting. The thousands of posts spent analyzing the same scenes. Having memorized every line. The excitement in the weeks leading up to series two. How we’ve managed to build a fandom on only three episodes.
In a world where one thirds of a fandom’s season is a season premiere and the another third is the finale. Where the writers with hearts of ice cause way to many feels, attempted to kill the fandom again….
The never ending story of an already demented fandom.
Doctor Who fandom:
Quick, everyone! INTO THE FUCKING TARD-
Doctor Who fandom:
Harry Potter fandom:
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WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME BENEDICT
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DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU SEE HIM
LOOK AT THAT QUOTE LOOK AT IT FEEL THE FEELS IN THAT QUOTE
DID YOU SEE HIS EYES WHEN HE SAW HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME
DID YOU CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HIS EMOTIONS